UPDATED: Charlie Sheen Gives Interview To TMZ + Longtime Publicist Quits Soon After!

After giving a VERY CANDID (and heeeelarious) interview to TMZ, Charlie Sheen's long time publicist Stan Rosenfield has QUIT!

"I worked with Charlie Sheen for a long time and I care about him very much, however, at this time, I'm unable to work effectively as his publicist and have respectfully resigned."

What's funny is that Charlie has passed 3 recent drug tests. Guess he's just high off life! *shrug* This man's life is self destructing before our very own lives!

NOBODY can help this guy. Only he can help himself

UPDATED

Charlie Sheen reacts to his publicists quitting on him:

"P**sy. He's not allowed to quit, so you’re fired."

WHERE IS HIS MOTHER?!?!?!?!?!?

Peep the TMZ interview under the break....

Movie Trailer: "Madea's Big Happy Family" Starring Bow Wow And Lauren London

Ummmm, I've felt like I've seen this movie already. U?

Album Cover: Wiz Khalifa "Rolling Papers"

Sir, is your WHOLE EXISTENCE Marijuana?!?!?!?!?

I can NOT with this kid.....

Music Snippet: Britney Spears Ft. Will.I.Am "The Big Fat Bass"

 

 I don't know about yall, but I am getting SUPER EXCITED for Britney's new album Femme Fatale!

Another snippet has leaked of Brit's new song with mega producer Will.I.Am for a song called "The Big Fat Bass", and it is EVERYTHING (from what I can hear)!

Take a listen under the break.....

Charlie Sheen "I Am On A Drug...It's Called Charlie Sheen" (VIDEO)

This is sad, yet HIGHLY entertaining!!!

Get this man on Twitter....ASAP!!!!!!!!

New Music: Willow Smith "21st Century Girl"

I LIKES!

Here is Willow Smith's newest single for 21 Century Girl off her forthcoming Roc Nation debut. 

The single stays in alignment with her debut smash hit for "Whip My Hair, and offers a catchy dance beat that will keep our heads bobbing!

In related news, Willow is set to perform the song live for the first time on Tuesday’s “Oprah.”

Take a listen under the break, and let us know your thoughts.....

New Music Video: Lady GaGa "Born This Way"

Ummmmm I don't use drugs, but I now know how folks feel when they get high! 

Yall know I LIIIIVE for GaGa, but I am tres' confused right now. Talk about A LOT GOING ON!!! I can't even begin to process it....

Dancers, it's here! The video from Lady GaGa for "Born This Way".

“It looks completely different than everything I’ve ever done,” Gaga told Billboard. “It is the birth of the new race. Really deep stuff.”

You can say that again!

GaGa co-directed the vid with photographer Nick Knight and the Haus of Gaga.

Lemme know YOUR thoughts!

Celebs Do The 19th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party

Elton John, along with his husband David Furnish celebrated at their 19th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation's Oscar Viewing Party held at the Pacific Design Center last night in West Hollywood, California. 

I'm hearing that Elton's foundation raised over $4 MILLION!!! 

MAYJAH! Congrats....

Enjoy flix from the event under the break.....

Oscar After-Party Flix - Vanity Fair!

 Oh! Well alright then. Seems as if we have a new couple on our hands!

More flix under the break.....

The 83rd Annual Academy Awards (OSCARS) - Show

The Oscars are finally over (and can we say they were a MAJOR snoozefest!!!).

Check out the show flix below and a complete list of the winners under the cut.....

The 83rd Annual Academy Awards (OSCARS) - Red Carpet

Celebrities stormed the red carpet for the 83rd Annual Academy Awards at the Kodak Theatre at Hollywood & Highland Center in Los Angeles, CA.

Enjoy TONS of red carpet flix below.....

Celebs Do BET's "Rip The Runway"

Oh Word...we're doing blue contacts now? Everybody knows they aren't yours Foxy! Dah Well.....

BET television celebrated their Rip the Runway 2011 event at The Manhattan Center on February 26, 2011 in New York City.

Enjoy red carpet and show flix under the break.....

Kelsey Grammer And Kayte Walsh Tie The Knot!

Somebody go and check on Camille, k?

Kelsey Grammer (55) made an honest woman out of his whore Kayte Walsh (29) - Their words...not mine! Ahhhh, HELL! Who am I kidding? Those are my words - by finally putting a ring on her finger this past Friday at the Longacre Theater on Broadway in New York City.

They celebrated their wedding by having a swanky reception in the Plaza Hotel’s Grand Ballroom. And what did they feast on? Braised beef short-ribs, ginger prawns and slow-roasted breast of turkey! 

Oooooooh, I'm hungry!

More flix under the break.....

Ummmmm, Chris Brown Snatched Amber Rose's Wig.....LITERALLY!

Oh......

Chris Brown debuted a blond 'do last night over Twitter, and ummmmmm.....I ain't feeling this shyt! WTF?

WELP! He does have an album coming out next. Converse amongst yourselves....

Image: Twitter

Twitter Beef: Rihanna v. Ciara! OH BOY!!!

I've said it time and time again, CELEBS NEED TO STAY OFF TWITTER!!!

If you lack impulse control as a celeb (*cough-cough* 50 Cent and Kanye West), Twitter isn't the best way to convey your thoughts! Stick to your musical art, k?

Flash to last night, it seems as if Rihanna and Ciara had a serious exchange of words on Twitter for the Universe to see and critique! It all started when Ciara was a guest on E! television's The Fashion Police with Joan Riivers when they asked the panel of "experts" what they thought of Rihanna's Christian Dior Couture look that she wore to the BRIT awards. When it came time for Ciara to share her thoughts on the look, she spoke about a time recently where she ran into Rihanna at a party: “I ran into her recently at a party and she wasn’t the nicest. I’ve always loved and respected what she’s done in fashion and it’s crazy because I’ve run into her before but this time wasn’t the most pleasant run in”.

Ut oh! Ciara, why was it necessary to bring this up when they asked you about your thoughts on Rihanna's LOOK? Just curious....

So of course that comment sent off a firestorm on Twitter between fans (aka instigators) of both artists, and peep the exchange between Ciara and Rihanna under the break....

Britney's Performing Live On "GMA" March 29th (VIDEO)!!!

Ummmm, why does Britney sound like she has a cold??? Nonetheless, you look good doll!!!

Camille Grammer Speaks About Kelsey's Upcoming Wedding

"I feel like I'm losing my best friend. Kelsey and I spent 14 years together and built a great life for ourselves. We have two children, and they mean the world to me. "I do wish him well and I'll miss him. We spent many great years together and we've been through a lot. But at the end of the day, he's made his decision and I'll be fine. I've got a great support group, real and true friends and I'm moving forward with my life. I was sad and wanted to make things work but I'm completely fine now. I'm moving on."

Girl, get your $$$ and have fun! TRUST that karma is lurking around the corner....they won't last!

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Michael Jackson's Kids Are Well Adjusted! (VIDEO)

This honestly brought tears to my eyes!

GMA's Robin Roberts had the pleasure of meeting and sitting down with Katherine Jackson and her son Michael Jackson's 3 children - Prince, 14, Paris, 12, Blanket, 9 - for an exclusive interview on what life is like now for MJ's kids after his untimely death.

In the above clip, Michael's kids appear "very normal" (I hate using that term, but it's true. No one ever knew anything about them or their lives, because Michael kept them away from the public eye) as they paid a visit to a local charity in LA.

As for what the kids are like now: Prince - "I'm looking at a couple of opportunities in show business – mostly producing." Alright now! Paris - she wants to be an actress, "I'm thinking about auditioning for a play next week." And as for the youngest charmer, Blanket? Well, he is just busy now being adorable! Too cute!

Check out the the clip above!

Sidebar - Did we peep how Gradma Katherine told Prince to stop slouching? Yes, Ma'am!!! Got him RIGHT together on camera...LOL

DIOR Suspends John Galliano For Racial Slur Allegation!

Ut Oh! We have a problem....

Via People:

Designer John Galliano has been placed on suspension by the House of Dior, as police investigate claims that he verbally assaulted a couple in a Paris bar with racial and religious slurs. "The House of Dior declares with the greatest firmness its policy of zero tolerance with regard to any anti-Semitic or racist statement or attitude," Dior boss Sidney Toledano said in a statement, reports the Associated Press. "Pending the outcome of the [police] enquiry, Christian Dior has suspended John Galliano from all duties." Police reportedly detained Galliano, 50, for a brief time Thursday night in the French capital's fashionable Marais district after he allegedly verbally accosted a couple in a bar called The Pearl. Reports conflict as to whether the couple first approached Galliano, or the other way around. The designer's lawyer, Stephane Zerbib, told the Agence France Presse that the Gibraltar-born, English-raised Galliano "formally denies the accusations of anti-Semitism made against him ... [He] is not at all in this state of mind [and] will explain later." Zerbib also said that "legal action will be taken against those making such accusations." As Dior's chief designer since 1999, Galliano was scheduled to present his latest ready-to-wear collection for the house next Friday, followed two days later by his own John Galliano clothing line, as part of Paris Fashion Week.

New Music Video: KE$HA "Blow"

First and foremost, who gave KE$HA a bath??? Homegirl looks GOOOOD!

Check out KE$HA's new video for 'Blow' (co-starring James Van der Beek), the 2nd release from the star’s ‘Cannibal’ EP. 

Most of KE$HA's singles make me dance, as does this.....so I'm a fan! WERK, doll!!!

Adele Performs "Someone Like You" On The Ellen Show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you haven't had a chance to experience the POWER of Adele, feel free above!

Bytch is EVERYTHING!!!!!!

In related news, her new album 21 is projected to debut at the #1 spot on the upcoming Billboard 200 charts with a projected 275-300K units sold.

WHO MADD???

Keyshia Cole And Fiance/NBA Star Daniel "Boobie" Gibson Cover 'Urban Ink' Mag

*sigh*

Mary J. Blige and K-Ci 2.0.....

Spotted

Flash's Ladies!

 

 Eva Longoria looked tres' chic for the Tom Ford Flagship Store Opening party in Beverly Hills.

More ladies under the break.....

Alexander McQueen : Savage Beauty NYC Exhibit

If you're a fan of late designer Alexander McQueen and his full body of work, you will be pleased to hear and see that an exhibit entitled: Alexander McQueen : Savage Beauty will be featured at The Costume Institute at the Metropolitan Museum of Art for the public on May 4th.

See some pieces featured at the exhibit under the cut.....

"Jersey Shore's" Sammi And Ronni Are STILL Together...WHY???

Love can truly be blind...ESPECIALLY when you are young! So, there really isn't a valid explanation to give as to why these two are STILL together. But they are...SMH!

Jersey Shore's Sammi Giancola is revealing about her boyfriend Ronnie Ortiz-Magro:

"He's a good person. Nobody's perfect. I get out of hand, he gets out of hand."

Really, Sam? That's it? Oh, okay....

A source close to Sammi and the situation is also revealing: "Sam always has excuses. She kept saying that wasn't the Ronnie she knew. Ronnie was verbally abusive for sure."

Delusions of grandeur, I tell ya!

New Couple Alert: Angela Simmons And Lance Gross???

Hey Hey Hey...what do we have here???

Lance Gross and Angela Simmons appear to be having a secret lunch date at Toast restaurant in Los Angeles, California a couple of days ago. 

Hmmmmmm, I'm not one to start rumors, but let's just say that they have that "caught" look on their faces! We'll just leave it at that....

New Music Video: Dr. Dre Ft. Eminem And Skylar Grey “I Need a Doctor”

LOOOOOVING the concept of this video!

Dancers check out the newest video from Dr. Dre (finally!!!) featuring his protege Eminem and singer/songwriter Skylar Grey for “I Need a Doctor” - the first official single from his long-awaited album Detox.

In the 7-minute+ vid.....

....the clip opens with the Compton rapper getting into a car accident while nostalgic images of him as a husband, father, and entertainer flash across the screen. Years later, his loyal protégé Eminem is seen standing by his side while he remains on life support. Producer Alex Da Kid and singer-songwriter Skylar Grey make cameos as doctors who try to bring him back to life.When he does finally awaken, Dre wastes no time getting back into shape, emerging stronger than ever. The video closes with a shot of him visiting the late Eazy-E’s grave.

IMO, it's a very touching video and a great way to welcome Dre back into the spotlight! Let us know your thoughts on the vid.

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New Music Video: Jennifer Hudson "Where You At"

Check out Jennifer Hudson's new video for "Where You At" above!

Celebs Celebrate ESSENCE Mag's Black Women in Hollywood 2011

FAB, yes?

ESSENCE Magazine celebrated it's 4th Annual ESSENCE Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon at the Beverly Hills Hotel on February 24, 2011 in Beverly Hills, California.

A bevy of accomplished and GORGEOUS black actresses, musicians, athletes, etc. were gathered for this powerful event that highlighted the achievements of black women in Hollywood!

Of those women honored at the event were Angela Bassett, Loretta Divine, Viola Davis, Jennifer Hudson and many many MORE!

Enjoy TONS of flix from the event under the break....

Lady GaGa's New "MAC Viva Glam" Ad!

She looks purrrrdy!

Proceeds made from "MAC's Viva Glam" nude lipstick line will go towards the MAC AIDS Fund.

NIIIICE!

"The Hangover: Part 2" Trailer Is Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let the church say AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You should be excited too, Dancers!

Here's the synopsis:

“In The Hangover Part II, Phil (Bradley Cooper), Stu (Ed Helms), Alan (Zach Galifianakis) and Doug (Justin Bartha) travel to exotic Thailand for Stu’s wedding. After the unforgettable bachelor party in Las Vegas, Stu is taking no chances and has opted for a safe, subdued pre-wedding brunch. However, things don’t always go as planned. What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but what happens in Bangkok can’t even be imagined.”

The Hangover: Part 2 hits theaters May 26th!

PS - Why do they have a monkey with them? LOL

Kim Zolciak's Assistant Sweetie Hughes Speaks Out! "NeNe's Traumatizing My Life"

Via Life&Style:

First, Real Housewife NeNe Leakes accused Kim Zolciak of treating Sweetie Hughes, Kim's assistant (above), like a "slave" on The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Now that allegation has prompted a "Free Sweetie" crusade that Sweetie says is ruining her life. Atlanta radio host Rickey Smiley launched the campaign on Feb. 16 after NeNe called his morning show.

"They're doing it for Black History Month, and it offends me," Sweetie tells Life & Style. "They have pastors calling into the radio station and praying for me. They've taken it too far. NeNe's jealous that she's not as close to Kim as I am. I've known Kim for 11 years, since I was a kid. Kim's a great friend to me. NeNe's traumatizing my life. She's bringing hell to it."

"I never want to speak to NeNe again. My assistant Sweetie is so upset about the whole thing, she's beside herself," Kim tells Life & Style. "NeNe has problems."

Hmph! This is just a big mess, and I can totally understand why Sweetie feels that way! I've never thought that Kim talked down to Sweetie, but hey...I'm only seeing edited footage like the rest of you all.

This is why I would NEVER do reality TV! Fame and popularity is not EVERYTHING it's cracked up to be, Dancers.

Former NBA Player Shawn Kemp Calls Blake Griffin's Dunk "Weak"

 

Oooooooh! Somebody's a lil "Saltine Crackers", eh (aka salty!)?:

“I’m a big Blake Griffin fan, but that dunk at the contest might’ve been the weakest dunk in the dunk contest that I’ve seen in a long time,” Kemp said. “I love the choir and all that stuff was great, but you at least gotta jump over the car though right.”

Kemp also said that he could jump over a car.

“I’m 41 years old and right now I could do it. Two Smart Cars,” he said.

REALLY??????????????????? Let's see!

Oh, yeah..... HAVE SEVERAL SEATS, sir!

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Alyssa Milano & Christina Applgate Show Off Their Pregnancy And Post-Pregnancy Bods At "Hall Pall" Premiere!

 

Both women look GREAT, yes?

Alyssa Milano (just confirmed to be pregnant with her first child) and Christina Applegate (who recently gave birth a couple of months ago) were spotted at the "Hall Pass" movie premiere at the ArcLight Cinemas Cinerama Dome in Hollywood, CA last night.

I'm convinced that women in Hollywood eat/drink something that allows them to look differently than other women in the world. Why is it that Sue-Hellen in Nebraska or Latasha in Brooklyn don't look this great while pregnant or after giving birth? COME ON! The Universe wants answers!

Oh, I know what it is....$$$$. Dah Well!

More flix of there two under the break.....

Ray J: I "Created" Kim Kardashian!

Ummmmmm he's not really lying here, Dancers!

Ray J has claimed that his ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian would not have become famous if it wasn't for the sex tape he made with the socialite. The singer also said that he "created" reality TV star Cocktail, who stars in his show For The Love Of Ray J. He told website Gossip On This: "This is how I feel about it - I don't hang with stars, I create stars. "So you know Kim was created, Cocktail was created and now I'm off to a new project." The 29-year-old revealed that he is now looking to create a new star. He added: "I wish them well, I hope they have major success in their life. They are great girls, they got good heads on their shoulders and I want them to be successful, and I'm off to the next project."

You can try and clown Ray-J all you want, but would we be checking for Kim Kardashian if she wasn't caught with his SAUSAGE in her mouth?

I'm just sayin'! Carry on.....

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Jennifer Lopez Breaksdown As She Has To Send An "Idol" Contestant Home (VIDEO)

Awwwww! MOTHER.....

Wednesday night's two-hour American Idol episode started with 61 contestants going to Vegas – and came to an abrupt halt back in L.A. As the judges winnowed down the singers to the top 24, Jennifer Lopez broke it to Chris Medina, a performer with a big burden of heartache, that he was out of the competition.

Chris dealt well with the rejection: He thanked the judges for the touching moment during auditions when they met with his wheelchair-bound fiancée, Juliana, who'd been hurt terribly in a car accident. Because of that opportunity, he said, "Juliana's more popular than I am." 

I think JLo's breakdown had a lot more to do with sending Chris home to his handicapped fiance without the Idol prize. Poor thing.....

WELP! Everything happens for a reason....TRUST!

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This Anti-Abortion Ad Is Causing A Major Uproar!

As it should be! This is extremely upsetting.....

According to the That's Abortion website:

A billboard that reads, "The most dangerous place for an African American is in the womb," has been placed in the heart of SoHo by Life Always™ as a part of a new national campaign to expose the truth about how Planned Parenthood targets minority neighborhoods as they perform over 300,000 abortions a year. This particular billboard is about half a mile from a Planned Parenthood abortion facility. Life Always board member Stephen Broden said that Planned Parenthood has had a devastating effect on the sustainability of the African American population."

What are your thoughts, Dancers?

Spotted: Britney Spears And Her Sons!

 

How big and cute are they getting???

Britney Spears and her children, Jayden James and Sean Preston, were spotted leaving her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana after spending a few days their enjoying country life!

Spears and her family reportedly spent mommy-son time fishing and visiting with her extended family.

Those boys look just like Britney!

Images: Splash

Reason 18,275 To Love Joan Rivers......

....YEP, there you have it!!!!!!

Joan Rivers shows her thoughts (jokingly) for the Oscars as she sticks up her middle finger, reportedly saying it was for the people who did not nominate her reality TV show - "Joan Knows Best".

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Lady Rivers!!! She can do NO WRONG in my eyes!

WHO MADD???

More flix of Joan flipping the bird under the break.....

Nelly And Kelly Rowland's Steamy Clips From "Gone" Video Shoot

Nelly, did Ashanti approve of this??? MY HEAVENS, these clips are getting me all steamy inside!

Here are some hot, sexy, steamy clips from Nelly and Kelly Rowland on the set of their music video for "Gone, shot in Cancun, Mexico.

Ooooooh Weeeeeee!!!

This single serves as a follow-up to the duo's 2002 hit “Dilemma”. In the flix below, you will see an EXTREMELY sexy and buff Nelly flanked over Kelly, and also shots of them on the beach!

Enjoy.....

Bell Biv Devoe Reunite On Jimmy Fallon (VIDEO)

MAYJAH!!!! 'Scuse me while I show my age....

Uber popular R&B group Bell Biv Devoe reunited for their fans last night on “Late Night with Jimmy Fallon” show performing two of their biggest hits - “Poison” and “Do Me!” - with house band The Roots.

I'm currently partying behind my laptop, and you should do the same!

Check out the performances under the break.....

Hugh Hefner And Fiance Have Set A Wedding Date

Ummmmmmm, so......this is really gonna happen??? SMH....

Looks like Playboy founder Hugh Hefner is dead set on proving to the world that his poor lil heart is madly in love with fiance, 24 year old (24!!!!!!!!!!!!) Crystal Harris! The couple have been confirmed to set a June 18th wedding date at the Playboy Mansion.

"It will be intimate with a close number of friends here at the mansion," Hefner has said of the nuptials. "No big blowout affair. Something very personal."

A report reveals that Hef's idea of "personal" includes less than 300 guests and that Harris is close to making one other important choice: the gown (a rumored Ramona Keveza number).

Ummmmm, congrats?

Armageddon Is Near! Kim Kardashian Wanted For John Gotti Movie Role???

And just think, all of this happened because her and Ray-J had sex on video! I'm in the wrong profession. Yall can judge all you want...SEX sells!

Via TMZ:

Kim Kardashian is on the verge of scoring the role of a lifetime ... opposite John Travolta -- as John Gotti's daughter-in-law in the new biopic about the mafioso's life. Sources connected with the movie tell TMZ, Kim recently met with executive producers on the film to discuss the possibility of playing Kim Gotti in the movie. Nothing's been signed yet -- but we're told KK's a front-runner to land the role ... and producers have expressed strong interest in casting her ... to act. Stranger things have happened.

BE CLEAR...I'm not condoning making a sex tape for fame and popularity, but this broad made $5 MILLION last year! $5 MILLION, Dancers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*drops mic and walks away*

Sneak Peek: 1st Episode of Bethenny Frankel's "Bethenny Ever After"

*soft sigh* 

I just pray that Bethenny can pull off this reality show by herself!

*fingers crossed*

The new season premieres February 28th at 10/9C on BRAVO. Will you be watching?

Flix of Bethenny and daughter Bryn on the beach in Miami under the break....

Today's Phrase That Pays Goes To George Clooney....

“I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics, you know. I f--ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.” - George Clooney to Newsweek on not pursuing politics anytime soon.

COT DAMMIT this man is FIIIINE!

That's Some Big Baby Bump, Rachel Zoe!

I am soooooooooo happy that this baby is putting some weight on her! Lawwwd knows she needed it....

A pregnant Rachel Zoe gets practice playing mommy as she steps out to Toast restaurant in Beverly Hills with her husband Rodger Berman, and some young family members yesterday.

More flix under the break....

Cassie Gets Back To Modeling For Calvin Klein's "ck one" Commercial (VIDEO)

LIIIIIIVING for Cassie! Yall already know what it is with me and my love affair with her....

Cassie along with other young models and musicians are featured in a teaser for Calvin Klein's "ck one" commercial, directed by famed photographer Steven Meisel. 

It appears that Calvin Klein is getting back to it's roots of the early 90's where everything is super sexed up, and no one has on any clothes...RIGHT ON!!!

Check out the clip above...

Sidebar - Cassie....PLEASE STICK TO MODELING! It bodes well for you and your career!

Carmelo Anthony And LaLa Vazquez Sign Up For A New Reality Show!

Hey, it was only a matter of time, right! And now that Melo is a New York Knick, it will make for good TV don't ya think?

Via The Hollywood Reporter:

On the heels of his headline-making trade to the New York Knicks, VH1 announced a green light for sequel to its Carmelo Anthony/La La Vazquez docusoap. The 10-episode series will chronicle Anthony and his wife Vazquez’s move from Denver (where Anthony was a star Nuggets forward) to Manhattan. La La’s Full Court (which is still a working title) began shooting last month and is targeted to bow in August. The couple’s first VH1 show, La La’s Full Court Wedding, aired last fall. Vazquez, a former TRL VJ, has also hosted VH1’s Flavor of Love reunion specials.

Good for them...new beginnings across the board! And hey, all the cool kids are doing it, right?

Flix of Melo and LaLa arriving to NYC under the break....

More Closet Envy: Kyle Richards From RHOBH!

I'm a big fan of Kyle....she makes me smile! And now that I've seen her closet, I like her even more! *sigh*

Oh, and let's not talk about that fine husband of her's Mauricio....COT DAMN!!! Talk about HUSBAND envy....

Jail Time Likely In Lindsay Lohan Theft Hearing!

 

COT DAMN!!! I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone......this girl can't win to save her life!!!

Via People:

The next time Lindsay Lohan comes to court she may need to bring a toothbrush.

A tough-talking Superior Court Judge Keith Schwartz told the troubled actress Wednesday that the only way he'll accept a plea bargain in her felony theft case is if she goes to jail.

"I treat everybody the same," he told her at a hearing in Los Angeles. "I don’t care that you're Lindsay Lohan vs. John Doe or Jane Doe. That doesn't affect me."

The judge set a March 10 deadline: Return to his court that day with her decision or go before another judge for a preliminary hearing and later trial on a charge she stole a $2,500 necklace.

"If you plead in front of me, if this case is resolved in front of me, you are going to go to jail. Period," he said.

Lohan, 24, came to court in a slightly more conservative look for her latest hearing, substituting the jaw-dropping, skin-tight mini-dress of her last appearance for white pants and a black, low-cut blouse and black stilettos.

Her mother Dina and father Michael Lohan were in the courtroom, as was her brother Michael Jr.

The actress faces a grand theft charge for allegedly walking away with the necklace from a jewelry store last month. Lohan has indicated it was all a mistake, that she thought she was allowed to borrow the necklace. Sources say her attorney may also claim it was wroth much less than $2,500, which would drop the case from a felony to a misdemeanor.

Before Wednesday's hearing, the judge met in chambers with the prosecutor and Lohan's defense attorney and said he came away with the impression Lohan wasn't willing to accept the District Attorney's plea deal, which was not revealed.

If Lohan decides against a plea deal next month and goes to the preliminary hearing, her risk of jail time remains. At that same hearing, the new judge will consider whether she should face punishment for violating her probation in an earlier DUI case. 

Khloe Kardashian Works Out With Richard Simmons!

LEGENDARY!!!

Via Khoe's blog:

Richard Simmons’ workout class!!!!! Need I say more!!!??? I went into this class with flat ironed straight hair and left with curly hair! I was dripping wet after this workout but had the time of my life!!! So much fun!!! So many calories lost and such great music. Wait until you see the footage that was caught on camera (we were filming for Khloé & Lamar).

More flix under the break....

Kelly Osbourne's "Material Girl" Campaign Has Arrived!

Kelly Osbourne looks slim, trim, edgy and girly for the new Material Girl’s Spring 2011 collection!

I dig it!!!

As we previously reported, Kelly-O replaced Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen as the new face of Madonna and daughter Lourdes' line, and I have to admit...I'm liking Kelly more as the new face! Do you agree?

Kelly had this to say about the line: “I think Material Girl is a brand for any woman and every woman - it’s affordable to everyone, it makes you feel special when you wear it! It’s edgy, but at the same time, really classic.”

Another Amber Rose 'Fit....Are We Feeling It???

 "girrrrrl, you so different!"

Amber Rose was all smiles last night as she attended the Ashish show held at Somerset House during London Fashion Week in a skin-tight futuristic dress, coupled with white astronaut-esque boots.

Ummmmmmmm....NOPE!

Dancers, are you feeling it?

More flix under the break......

Coupled Up: Janet Jackson And Wissam Al Mana

Janet Jackson and her new boyfriend Wissam Al Mana were spotted visiting Hollywood hotspot Matsuhisa restaurant last night. 

 

That's right, JJ....hold on to that fine piece of man-candy!

Somebody, please go check on Jermaine Dupri. I'm concerned!

More flix of the couple under the break.....

RHOA's Kim Zolciak Shows Off Her Baby Bump In A Bikini!!!

*rubs eyes* Ummmm, wait...are those underwear? Oh, so that's how you feel? Carry on.....

RHOA star Kim Zolciak strips down to her unmentionables (well, almost...) on the cover of Life & Style magazine, showing off her 6-month pregnant belly!

I guess no photoshop was used for this cover, eh? Ahhh, HELL....yall were thinking the same thing!

"I'll be 33 when I have this baby, and I'm more in touch with my body now," Kim tells Life & Style. The reality star, who already has two daughters, Brielle, 13, and Ariana, 9, from a previous marriage, says she's gained about 20 pounds so far. "I'm definitely eating a lot more now than I did with my girls." Not that she -- or her man Kroy -- minds a little extra weight. "Kroy loves me pregnant. I don't remember my ex-husband being that into it, but Kroy loves it. He tells me I'm so beautiful."

Together for nearly 10 months, Kim reveals to Life & Style that she and Kroy are finally shacking up together in Atlanta, just in time for their newborn's June arrival! "We'll be moved in before the baby is born," she says. So could a ring be far off? "Kroy's perfect for me, but we're not engaged," Kim tells Life & Style. "If we get married, Kroy would like to have one more child, and I want one too!"

I love me some Kim....I REALLY do, but bra and panties though??? 

Some people are addicted to the fame I tell ya...DESPERATE!

5 Year Old Girl: “I don’t want to marry someone if I don’t have a job first!”

Some morning laughter for you, Dancers!!!

PREACH, SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Halle, Demi, Ashton And Others Do The 2011 Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards!

Last night, celebs gathered for the 13th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards at the Beverly Hills Hilton Hotel.

Of those celebs honored and attended the event were Halle Berry (Lacoste Spotlight Award), Claire Danes, Ashton and Demi, Kristin Davis and more!

Enjoy red carpet and show flix under the break....

Rihanna And Chris Brown Can Officially Have Sex Now!

Well, not exactly. But, the Judge over the case has officially lifted the restraining order! YEAH!!!!

Via TMZ:

Award shows just got a little less awkward for Chris Brown and Rihanna ... because a judge just lifted the restraining order prohibiting him from going near her. Brown appeared in court moments ago in downtown L.A., where a judge replaced Rihanna's restraining order with a level one order -- meaning Chris and Rihanna can have contact as long as he does not harass, annoy, or molest her. Rihanna was not in court -- but her attorney Donald Etra was ... and told the judge RiRi has no objection to the new order.

Now...Go Forth And Multiply, you two!!!

OH NO HE DIDN'T: Rush Limbaugh Calls Michelle Obama Fat!

Why I choose to give this FAT BASTARD any shine is beyond me, Dancers! But sometimes you have to put a FAT, BALDING, DISGUSTING Mothaphucka in their place!

*earmuffs*

While on his ever so popular radio show, douche-bag Rush Limbaugh spoke on a report that the Obama family (minus the president) had dined on ribs while vacationing in Vail, Colo.

During his rant, he decided to spit venom at First Lady Michelle Obama by saying that she doesn't follow her own "nutritionary, dietary advice". THEEEEE nerve!!!

The problem is -- and dare I say this -- it doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she's out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving, yeah it does -- what do you mean, what do I mean?

What is it - no, I'm trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you. I mean, women are under constant pressure to look lithe, and Michelle My Belle is out there saying if you eat the roots and tree bark and the berries and all this cardboard stuff you will live longer, be healthier and you won't be obese. Okay, fine, show us.

First of all, her name is First Lady Michelle Obama, NOT  Michelle My Belle IDIOT!!! And secondly, you, OF ALL PEOPLE, should not utter any sort of insults outta your mouth when you're one cheese steak away from Ruby!

Fat Phuck!

*earmuffs*

Chris Bosh's Baby-Mama To Join VH1's "Basketball Wives"

Damn! It's not looking good for Miami Heat player Chris Bosh! TMZ is reporting that his baby-mama, Allison Mathis, is poised to join VH1's Basketball Wives realty show! Oh, but everything is NOT peachy between the two. Much drama has festering....

Sources close to the production tell us ... Allison completed three rounds of interviews with show execs recently and was so impressive ... producers will be offering her a spot on Season 3.

Allison brings a fair share of drama to the show -- she had a public legal battle with Chris over paternity payments for their son back in 2009.

No word on which current cast member Allison will be replacing ... but we're hearing the move doesn't bode well for Royce Reed.

I have to admit that as much as I liked Royce, it was probably time for her to go! Especially since she couldn't talk of/about Dwight Howard! I mean, why else would we want to see/hear from you? You can dance and everything but no one was checking for you or that wack azz boyfriend of yours!

As for Chris Bosh's baby-mother? BRING ON THE DRAMA!!!

Alyssa Milano Is Preggers!!!

Lil Sam from Who's The Boss??? Everybody's growing up!!!

Via People:

Alyssa Milano is going to be a mom! The actress, 38, and her husband Dave Bugliari, 32, are expecting their first child, Milano's rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively. "They're just over the moon," says a friend of the Who's The Boss and Charmed alum, who's due in early fall. "They are so excited." Milano and Bugliari – an agent at the Creative Artists Agency – wed in August 2009 in New Jersey after meeting three years prior.

Congrats!