Keith Richards Admits To Snorting Dead Father's Ashes!

OMG....WTF!!!

In Keith Richards new book entitled Life, he finally admits to the age old rumor that he snorted his dead father's ashes:

"I really DID snort my father's ashes. The truth of the matter is that after having Dad’s ashes in a black box for six years, because I really couldn’t bring myself to scatter him to the winds, I finally planted a sturdy English oak to spread him around. And as I took the lid off of the box, a fine spray of his ashes blew out on to the table. I couldn’t just brush him off so I wiped my finger over it and snorted the residue. Ashes to ashes, father to son. He is now growing oak trees and would love me for it."

*collapses*

Goodnight San Francisco!!!