Is This The ONLY Benefit In Becoming A "Teen Mom"???

 *Are those implants?*

Because LAWWWD knows you old, wrickled up bytch's bodies couldn't bounce back like this after having a baby!

"16 And Pregnant/Teen Mom" star Farrah Abraham (yeah, the one who was MAD disrespectful to her mom--yeah, that winch!) was spotted on the beaches of Orlando, FL showing off her tanned and SICK body for the paps.

What are you tryna do, Farrah? Catch another "baby-daddy"? As you can tell by this Post, I'm just a jealous bytch who NEVER had a body like this, let alone one after pushing out a "basketball".

*sigh*

More depression under the break....

 

 Oh yeah...those are implants!

 

*Where is my Tae-Bo dvd?*

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