Why I choose to give this FAT BASTARD any shine is beyond me, Dancers! But sometimes you have to put a FAT, BALDING, DISGUSTING Mothaphucka in their place!
*earmuffs*
While on his ever so popular radio show, douche-bag Rush Limbaugh spoke on a report that the Obama family (minus the president) had dined on ribs while vacationing in Vail, Colo.
During his rant, he decided to spit venom at First Lady Michelle Obama by saying that she doesn't follow her own "nutritionary, dietary advice". THEEEEE nerve!!!
The problem is -- and dare I say this -- it doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she's out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving, yeah it does -- what do you mean, what do I mean?First of all, her name is First Lady Michelle Obama, NOT Michelle My Belle IDIOT!!! And secondly, you, OF ALL PEOPLE, should not utter any sort of insults outta your mouth when you're one cheese steak away from Ruby!
What is it - no, I'm trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you. I mean, women are under constant pressure to look lithe, and Michelle My Belle is out there saying if you eat the roots and tree bark and the berries and all this cardboard stuff you will live longer, be healthier and you won't be obese. Okay, fine, show us.
Fat Phuck!
*earmuffs*
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