Usher And Ex-Wife Have A Sex Tape?

Get in line...doesn't everybody?

Via TMZ: 

A sex tape featuring Usher and his ex-wife, Tameka Foster, is being hocked around town. TMZ was approached several days ago by someone claiming to have the sex tape. The person sent us a short video and two photos.  We'll keep this PG-13 and just say ... the people in the video are both givers. The video and photos are clear -- it's Usher and Tameka. Sources close to Usher -- without specifically admitting the existence of a sex tape -- tell us they believe this video could have been among the things Usher had stolen out of his car back in December 2009. Usher reported more than $1,000,000 worth of jewelry and electronics taken -- including two laptop computers. A rep for Usher had no comment. 

I don't know about yall, but *yawwwwwn* I'm not really innnerested! It's not that I don't wanna see what Usher is working with (shoot me...yall do too!), but these two were MARRIED. I mean, who wants to see two married people have sex? Can we say.....BORING!!!

Now, let's say, if this was a sex tape featuring Usher and a Kardashian ....THEN we've struck gold!!!

Usher's ex Tameka released the following statement:

"Yes, I have had sex with my [ex] husband.  Multiple times. Would I sanction a sextape being out? Absolutely not. I am a mother and entrepreneur. Sex tapes or pornography would not be my lane.  I have no desire to be seen in that way."

*cough-cough* Notice there was never an admission of there NOT being a sex tape! Ummmm Hmmmmm.....

It'll leak in 5, 4, 3.....