Kim Zolciak Is Hell-Bent On Having Us Talk About Her!

This is the most INAUTHENTIC photo I've ever seen in my life!!! Look at her gazing into the air so elegant and gracefully while her boyfriend kisses her belly.....CHIIIIIILE! hahahahahahaha

Kim loves the attention, and here I am AGAIN giving it to her. MILK IT, Kim!

Kim Zolciak and boyfriend/baby-daddy NFL player Kroy Biermann released some intimate pregnancy photos to show the Universe how artistic they are.

FAIL!

"I feel like I'm just getting fatter," Kim Zolciak tells the new issue of Life & Style. "He thinks I'm sexy," Kim says about Kroy, star defensive end with the Atlanta Falcons. "He makes me feel beautiful."

"He's just been the best partner," Kim adds, admitting that she's counting down the days until her June due date. "This pregnancy has kicked my butt, and now I'm at the stage where I'm uncomfortable."

As uncomfortable as we are looking at this photo....