Madonna Are You CRAZY?!?!?

I swear, some of these celebs need a swift kick in the azz! Even if one of them is THE QUEEN Madonna.

While posing for pics yesterday at The MET Gala, she confessed to photogs:

"I feel fat in my dress."

Fat WHERE, winch?!?!? Are you joking? *sigh*

Hey, Madge...you wanna switch bodies? Lemme know. I'm selling mine for $5.....