Flo Rida And His Hairline Arrested For A DUI

Not only is HE stupid, but so is his facial hair....WTF???

Via TMZ:

Rapper Flo Rida -- the guy behind the smash hit, "Low" -- was busted for drunk driving in Miami Beach this morning in one of the most expensive cars on the planet!!!! Law enforcement sources say ... 31-year-old Flo Rida was driving around in his red and black 2008 Bugatti -- valued around $1.7 million -- when cops observed the rapper swerving in his lane and pulled him over around 3:30 AM. During the stop, cops detected the odor of alcohol -- so Flo was given a field sobriety test ... and didn't perform very well. Flo -- real name Tramar Dillard -- was arrested on suspicion of DUI and taken to a nearby station where he is currently being booked. Cops say Flo's blood alcohol level was .185 ... more than twice the legal limit. 

According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, cops say a large crowd gathered around Flo after cops had pulled him over. Several bystanders were "trying to get officers to let [Flo Rida] go. Some individuals were offering to drive [Flo] home." When the officer tried to conduct a "walk the line" test -- Flo told the cop, "Officer I can't do this. I don't feel I can walk a straight line. I had a few drinks. Let's try another test." Flo then tried to convince the officer, "I can make it home." Cops didn't let him try. Cops say they ran a computer check on Flo -- and cited the rapper when they learned his driver's license had been suspended last month for failing to pay a traffic fine.

But yet, you're driving around in a Bugatti. *sigh*

Brandy, Come Get Your "Boyfriend", 'Flo'.......

What in the TOMFOOLERY is this catastrophe in front of my eyes???

YOUR boy, Flo-Rida aka Brandy's boo-boo, was spotted at the 27th Annual ASCAP Pop Music Awards and decided to hitch a ride on his bodyguard's *et hem....BOYFRIEND* shoulders.

I don't know about yall, but this looks HELLA suspect! 

Fellas, are you going on camel rides on your boy's shoulders??? I ain't think so.....

*smashes lap-top on the floor (breaks into pieces)*

Brandy Speaks On Whether She Is With Flo-Rida

Rumors have been hitting the net lately whether R&B star Brandy has been knocking boots with rapper Flo-Rida. She took to a blog she did for Vibe Magazine where she cleared the air:

"I've seen the photos of me and Flo Rida. It doesn't matter how we met. We met. I don't want to say that we're a couple. I can definitely say that he's somebody in my life and I'm definitely interested but I'm not serious with anybody. I'm a little bit afraid to give my heart away right now…

People that are in the entertainment business are scary because there's so much out there for them. They can get whatever they want and you have to be a strong guy to be in a committed relationship. You have to be strong and ready for that. And I just think if you're not ready for that, then don't tell me that you are and you're not… Don't tell somebody that they're your girlfriend and then you go out and act like you don't have a girlfriend. That's not right… I'm scared in that sense because I don't play around with the whole cheating thing. Please don't do that. I don't like that. At all. I'm so scared of that. I'm scared to give my heart away. I don't know where to find a good guy."

Hmmmmm, somebody's had her heart broke I see! 

Well IMO Brandy, I don't see it with you and Flo-Rida! But hey, WHO AM I? Live your life.....