Seems Like Jim Carrey Is Sweet On Emma Stone, Eh?

Well isn't that uh.....cute?

In a hilarious video posted on his website, funnyman Jim Carrey appears to have a secret crush on The Help star, Emma Stone:

"I think you're all the way beautiful. Not just pretty but smart and kindhearted. If I were a lot younger I would marry you and we would have chubby little freckle-faced kids. We'd laugh all day long and go camping and play Yahtzee and tell ghost stories by the fire," he says. "And everyday for the rest of your life you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I'm not. I'm 49. I have lines on my face. Sometimes a little gray in my beard and it takes me a lot longer to pee than it used to."

HA! BTW, Emma is 22 Dancers....

"I just wanted to let you know how I felt. I think you're pretty special. I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment but most of all I wish you love and contentment," he says. "That's all."

Fire Marshall Bill, do you need a nap?

Sidebar - Did he say that he wants to have "chubby little freckle-faced kids" with her? LMAO

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Are We Feeling Jim Carrey's New 'Do?!?!

 

NOPE!

Jim Carrey debuted a new  hairstyle: A Mohawk (soooooo 2000) while out for dinner alone in Brentwood, California yesterday. 

I'm praying to the HIGH HEAVENS this look was for a movie role because a 50 year old man, under NO circumstances, should rock a mohawk!

Uh, I take that back.....NO MAN PERIOD should rock a mohawk. Kapeesh?

Images: Flynet

Jim Carrey Has A New Girlfriend.....And She's A "Top Model" Contestant!

 

I remember her!

Comedian Jim Carrey was spotted hand-in-hand with his rumored new girlfriend, former America's Next Top Model contestant Anchal Joseph exiting the theater in NYC yesterday.

Carrey who is 49 and Anchal who is 24 went to check out Laura Linney’s new play “Time Stands Still”, and seemed to be enjoying each other!

Who said being on a reality show doesn't have it's perks! Shoot for the stars, Dancers. *MAYJAH sarcasm*

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Jim Carey Does "Black Swan" On SNL (VIDEO)!

FUNNY!!!

Jenny McCarthy And Jim Carrey SPLIT!

I thought these two were cute together! Oh well...another one bites the dust!

"Jim and Jenny have recently decided to end their five-year relationship," Carrey's rep Marleah Leslie says. The two had supported each other through many life events, including the birth of Carrey's first grandchild after the actor's daughter, Jane, gave birth to a son in February. "I'm so grateful for the years Jim and I shared together," McCarthy, 37, said in a statement. "I will continue to be in his daughter's life and will always keep Jim as a leading man in my heart." In announcing the split on his Twitter page, Carrey, 48, echoed her warm sentiments. "I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best! S'okay!" Carrey Tweeted. Still, the breakup came as a surprise as the pair had always appeared to be among Hollywood's happiest and most devoted couples.

On TWITTER, though?!?!?!?!? Has Twitter taken over the world?

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