Heidi Montag Parties With Hugh Hefner's Ex Fiance Crystal Harris In Vegas

BARF!!! This is EXACTLY what you do when you've just broken up with your fiance! GO TO VEGAS....YEAH!!!

Human blowup doll Heidi Montag and ex fiance to Hugh Hefner (AND aspiring pop princess *side-eye*) Crystal Harris were both on hand enjoying the sun and warm weather at the Wet Republic Pool in Las Vegas on Saturday. Oh yeah, Spencer Pratt was there too. Ewwwwww....

Crystal looks happy, eh? She's FREEEEEEE!

Apparently, I'm not the only one giving the *side-eye* to Crystal. Hef's former girlfriend Holly Madison had this to say about Crystal gallivanting to Vegas after calling off her wedding:

"That's a new low," says Madison, the former star of The Girls Next Door, in one Tweet.

"That's disgusting," she says in another, "and whoever booked her is tacky."

Yeah, HOLLY!!!

More pics of the blonds under the break....

Spencer Pratt Banned On The Set Of Heidi's New Show!

Ha! How the game has changed.....

Spencer Pratt is persona non grata on set at Heidi Montag's new show "Famous Food". In fact, we're told producers are so serious ... they issued an all out ban on the reality star. Sources connected with the restaurant-themed VH1 reality show say, Spencer's been banned from the set since day one -- and Heidi herself AGREED to the injunction. We're told producers were adamant ... Spencer wasn't allowed on the set, near the set, or to be involved in any way whatsoever -- and not wanting bad blood ... Heidi agreed to keep her man at bay. We're told Spencer has behaved himself so far -- but we're not getting our hopes up.

Lauren Conrad, WHAT SAY YOU? *holds out mic*

I don't know why this makes me happy! But it does. Judge me....

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Spencer Pratt Begs Ryan Seacrest For A Job (AUDIO)!

Ha!!! Keep in mind this is the same guy that cussed Ryan Seacrest out on Twitter for "disrespecting" his wife Heidi. How the mighty have fallen....

Spencer initially contacted radio publicist Amy Sugarman, who admits upon receiving the email, “I knew it was him because I do email with him so I know it’s his email…[and he wrote] ‘ask Ryan if I can intern for him for a month or so, I’m going to be in LA for 5 weeks.” Amy then admitted, “my immediate reaction was he’s a sneaky little bugger…I was skeptical.” Amy further explains the conversation as her response was, “is this for a show?” In which Pratt responded, “no, Heidi has a gig and I’m around and living right near the station,’ and basically he said ‘I’m trying to change my image and make myself more likable.’” All of which Spencer then verified on air himself and explains he believes to do so, “you go from being hated to a little more likable” through working around people whom are liked themselves-and in this case, for Pratt, that’s Ryan Seacrest. Spencer admits, “in the past, I was around more hated people on “The Hills,” and Ryan offers a change of scenery as he’s one of the “most liked” people says Pratt. Spencer also admits, “I’m ready to start a hole new leaf,” even acknowledging, “I need to get a job or something,” as his wife Heidi Montag is busy filming an upcoming reality show and apparently “jumping rope at 4am”?!

Spencer...go play in traffic you DOO-DOO HEAD, DONKEY FACE!!! The recession has hit everyone, eh.....

PS - He sounds so mellow now, doesn't he? hahahahahahahahahahahaha I find this funny....

Spencer Pratt On Kim Kardashian: She Is Overexposed!

THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE phuckin' nerve!!!! Are you kidding me?!?!?!?

In an interview with FOX411, reality star and all around TWAT Spencer Pratt feels Kim Kardashian needs to take a break from the spotlight:

“Kim has totally lost the plot. She should have kept up her good girl act and image. Now we are seeing her whine about all those naked magazine covers and then doing a raunchy Skechers ad. That makes her a hypocrite. She had better be careful. The people who buy her products aren’t guys, they are girls, and girls don’t want to see Kim naked during the Super Bowl.”

Lemme get this outta the way first, although I slightly agree with Spencer (I know, Dancers...we fall down, but we get up), WHY ARE YOU HATING??? Are you upset that NO ONE on planet Earth is checking for your Chewbacca lookin' azz and your blow-up doll wife???

Boy....have SEVERAL SEATS!!!

The object of the game in Hollywood is to make as much $$$ as you can when you're HOT! Don't get mad at Kim K and her sisters because they are doing so! If you managed your money and exposure properly, Speidi....you two could've stretched your 15 minites instead of still living in your mama's basement.

I'm done....

Spencer Shaves Beard + Proves He Is "Certified"

Ummmmmm, what the hell has he been smokin'?

Lemme guess...CRACK!

This boy wasn't loved as a child...I'm convinced!

Spencer Pratt Is Writing A Tell-All About Heidi

This guy just doesn't quit....

DESPERATE Spencer Pratt is determined to make his mark on out hearts and minds FOREVER! He has just revealed that he will soon be releasing a tell-all book about his soon to be ex-wife Heidi Montag. 

Spencer explained, "My last book, How to be Famous, didn't make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section." 

But this time around he’s expecting big things. "This one is going to be totally different. I'm not holding anything back."

Hmmmmmm, Heidi what are your thoughts on this? Are you a silent partner? Nothing surprises me with these two!

PLEASE, if you loved us Spencer.....you would go play in traffic!!!

Spencer Speaks On What Broke-Up His Marriage!

This boy is OUT TO LUNCH (and I don't mean literally).

Spencer Pratt is speaking about what caused the demise of his marriage to Heidi Montag, and my thoughts are he should probably seek rehab:

"We love each other but I'm a famewhore and I'll never grow out of it. I want every kind of press. She believes in bad press. There's no way my love for fame and her love for puppies will ever work out successfully. She just wants to hike and hang out and be calmer."

Huh???

Pratt continues his estranged wife "doesn’t want to be Speidi anymore. She wants to be Heidi Montag: the sex symbol."

He does admit that him and his "soon to be ex-wife (I still ain't buying it)" are "friendly". 

"It's been a constant battle since we got married," he says. "She would be like, 'Are you really Tweeting that? Are you really doing that?'"

I'm just completely baffled at how off his rocker he is!!!

Lets clasp our hands and pray for this bearded young man!

Should Spencer Pratt Be "Checked In"???

And that question is posed with the UTMOST sincerity! Something is NOT right with this guy......

Spencer Pratt was spotted walking in Malibu with a full on beard and a head full of hair with plans to shoot a bizarre video on a beachfront locale.

He was accompanied by Snooki's ex Emilio Masella (boy, BYE!!!), who was reportedly in talks with Spencer to have his own dating reality show.

All imma say is.....NEVERMIND. Lawwwwd, help!!!

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