Kim Kardashian: “I’m Not Beyoncé, I’m Not Like Celine Dion, I’m Well Aware Of That"

You can say that again!

In the above clip, you will see a sneak peek of super producer The Dream trying to convince Kim Kardashian to sing on this past episode of “Kourtney & Kim Take New York”.

Kim asks, “What if this is so bad we just won’t do anything with it?” to which he responded, “If it’s so bad, I’ma leak it.”

Well fool, you should've just leaked it!

This Is What Two Fame-Whores Look Like

In case you didn't already know.....

Kim Kardashian and The Dream were spotted at The Knicks game in NYC yesterday, fueling speculation that The Dream is helping Kim out on her debut album.

Kim looking as if she know anything about the game of basketball....GIRL.

Kim Kardashian To Record An Album???

*blank stare*

Kim, the Universe knows that Flash's mantra is "Make That Money", but I MUST INTERJECT on this one!!!

So the word around town is Kim Kadashian is recording an album, and the reality star has enlisted writer/producer/performer The Dream to help her out. A source says, "Kim's got a really good voice."

FLAG ON THE PLAY....somebody is lying!!!

Kim is many things, but singer? Nahhhhhhh, I ain't buying it.

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The Dream Filed For A Divorce BEFORE The Baby Was Born!

COT DAMN!!!

So I guess when The Dream said him and wife Christina Milian split late September 2009 he wasn't lying, eh?

It is being reported that The Dream (aka Terius Nash) filed for divorce nine days before Christina gave birth to their only child.

9 DAYS??? Damn.....

Court docs state that the marriage is "irretrievably broken" and The-Dream declares, "There is no hope for reconciliation."

WELP! What did Christina do?

I'll say it again, "she was willing to lower her standards". That'll teach ya...

To view the court docs, CLICK HERE

The Dream's Public Apology To Christina Milian

The now disgraced and ashamed singer/mega-producer The Dream took to his official website to apologize to his WIFE, Christina Milian, for humiliating her in public:

First I want to thank God for the trials of life, without them we can’t know purpose!
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I would love to tell the truth as to why my relationship wasn’t successful, but today that is between me and Christina. Its easy to say that it’s because of another woman or a new relationship but truthfully, IT’S NOT.
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I take FULL RESPONSIBILITY for misleading everyone into thinking everything was fine and okay when we knew problems existed for awhile! I wanted to speak up but we decided it wasn’t for anyone to know. I would NEVER intentionally hurt a soul and everyone around me knows that! There was so much going on in me and Christina’s personal world that I tried to deal with it as delicately as I could and tried to regain my footing. Instead of being direct in order not to cause even more hurt or hurt someone’s feelings, I carried the weight in secret!
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I am Human and people fall in and out of Love all the time… This is Life. Nothing’s promised or perfect, neither am I. I am not proud that I lost something we once had…LOVE! I’ve always been a Loving Father, Hard Worker, Generous, Stern and Eager to prove myself. My faults are I can be irresponsible and an ass sometimes, but I HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER be a malicious person or wish harm to anyone, especially those I love or the mother of my child. I’m sorry for the embarrassment to everyone involved! If there’s anyone to blame and you can’t fathom this happening, please blame me and me alone for not being upfront! Even though we were trying to overcome personal things between us, I was just simply scared and embarrassed to let everyone know we WERE FAILING and HAVE NOW FAILED!
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This is not to justify anything, it’s true emotion! It’s a real thing that involves real people! I’ve cried about this for months, after interviews, after prayer and I’ve tried to take my own life at a point because of the failure that was looming.
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But I was reminded by my MOTHER that I am not “Superman” and its okay to lose sometimes…
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This too shall pass! And everything will be fine!
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~ Terius Nash ~

OMG!!!! Is there a violinist in the building?

You tried to take your life? PUUUUULEASE! Classic example of being sorry AFTER the fact.

Boy, BYE!

The Dream ANNOUNCES Split Fron Christina Milian!

Oh, BYTCH....you've already 'announced' it with those photos! Cut the jokes!

"Terius 'The-Dream' Nash is saddened to announce that his marriage to Christina Milian was unsuccessful. The couple reached this decision in late 2009, but decided to keep the news private in efforts to protect their baby daughter Violet. They ask for consideration and respect for their family moving forward."

2009??? WTF!

I'm not buying that bullshyt! Your azz was caught being messy, and NOW you wanna issue a statement because of the backlash you're getting....I'm sure!

Christina, I'm sure this hurts like hell, but the way to beat him is to hold your head high (oh, get a FINE and RICH man...sorry, it's the truth).

I repeat, I'm sure she is kicking herself because she lowered her standards!

Ummmm, Christina Milian.....Is That Your HUSBAND?!?!

My Heavens!!! SHOT-Phuckin'-FIRED.....

Christina Milian's husband, super-producer -The Dream was spotted in the Caribbean romping on the beach with a mystery woman. Because we can CLEARLY see that is NOT Christina.

Ummmmm, what part of the game is THIS???

More pics under the break.....

Christina Milian Show Off New Baby!!!

If that baby doesn't look JUST like The Dream, I don't know who does!!!

Christina Milian shows off her adorable little bundle of joy Violet in the new pages of US Weekly!

Cuteness......