Showing posts with label Jersey Shore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jersey Shore. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Today's Phrase That Pays Goes To...


Jersey Shore's Jennie "JWOWW" Farley on landing her "Maxim" cover:
"I cried when I found out. I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment."
o_O I guess making your own money, being on one of the top rated reality shows, starting your own businesses didn't make the list, eh? God, help these children....PLEASE!

More of JWOWW's HOT "Maxim" spread under the break.....


Tuesday, December 6, 2011

"Jersey Shore" Season 5 Promo (VIDEO)!!!



WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!

Thursday, January 5th can't get here fast enough....BRING ON THE GUIDOS!!!

Friday, October 21, 2011

Sneak Peek Of The New Season Of "Jersey Shore" (VIDEO)



WHAT?! You thought they were done for a while?!?!? NEVER!!!!

The guido/guidette gang will be back in Seaside, NJ for Season 5 of "Jersey Shore" airing soon.

PS - Poor Pauly!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

"Jersey Shore's" Ronnie And Sammi Have Split....Again


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Somebody alert God and make him put an end to this...these two were meant for each other! (for those of you that rode the short bus in school, I'm displaying MAYJAH sarcasm here)
It was fun while it lasted. After two tumultuous years together, Jersey Shore couple Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola have called it quits. "We are not together," Ortiz-Magro confirmed to Us Weekly at Tuesday's Paranormal Activity 3 superfan screening in New York City. Following an explosive spat seen on Jersey Shore's third season in fall 2010 -- he stomped on her glasses and called her a "spoiled bitch," leading to a breakup -- the pair reconciled to film their fourth season in Florence, Italy. "Being in Italy, in such a romantic atmosphere, brought us together," Ortiz-Magro told Us prior to the show's August premiere. "The first week was rough -- everyone was like 'Oh, my God.' But [Sammi and I] didn't fight at all in Italy. [It was] probably the highest point in our relationship." Jersey Shore's Paul "Pauly D" Del Vecchio -- who saw the couple fight, break up and make up during the show's filming in Florence, Miami and Seaside Heights, N.J. -- tells Us he prefers his pal single. "I love single Ronnie," Del Vecchio says. "When he's doing the relationship thing, I let him do his thing, I don't get involved. When he's with Sammi he's a different person. She's a difficult woman!"
Listen, my life would be complete if these two would leave me alone (yes...ME)! 

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Sneak Peek: Snooki Goes Ballistic On The Situation On Tonight's "Jersey Shore" Episode (VIDEO)


WHOA! Somebody go and sit on Snooki, please.....Home-Girl went HAM!

On tonight's explosive "Jersey Shore" episode, Snooki confronts Mike "The Situation" on him allegedly having his friend call up Snooki's boyfriend Jionni and spilling the beans on their "hook-up".

Snooki picks up EVERYTHING in sight and just starts throwing objects trying to KILL Mike.

Jesus Take The Wheel!

Sidebar - and oh yeah, Snooks....as much as I love you, you know DAMN WELL you hooked up with Mike! Ray Charles (RIP) could've seen that....

GOSH I LOVE THESE KIDS!

Sunday, October 2, 2011

WERK, Sexy....


.....somebody is giving Snooki a run for her money in the "sexy" department! WHO MADD?!?!?

Image: Bauer-Griffin

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Snooki And Anderson Cooper, AKA 'Mr. Anderstand', Go Spray Tanning!



This is HILAR! EVERYTHING about this video is sooooooo wrong, yet so RIGHT!

Get into the video above of Snooki and the Great White Hype Anderson Cooper going spray tanning during  a segment on Anderson's new daytime talk show!

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Abercrombie To 'The Situation': Here's $$$ To STOP Wearing Our Clothes!


Can life get ANY LOWER for you, Mike?!?!? Embarrassing. Guess everyone is NOT a fan of 'The Situation' and Jersey Shore!
On Tuesday, clothing retailer Abercrombie & Fitch (ANF) said it would offer "substantial payment" to MTV's The Jersey Shore's cast members to stop wearing the brand on air. "We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino's association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans," an Abercrombie & Fitch spokesperson said in a statement. "We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response." 
WTF?!?! I've NEVER heard such a thing in my life! Given the popularity of the show and it's cast members, many clothing companies would be DYING to have the kids sport their clothes. HA! Not Abercrombie. 

Do you think the Jersey Shore kids should concede?

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Trailer: "Jersey Shore" Season 4


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dancers, just hurry and get into it above and pray that Thursday, August 4th at 10pm (EST) gets here fast enough!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Snooki Is Drunk Again, Dancers.......


WTF! Snooki....this HAS to stop! You're embarrassing your parents and most importantly YOURSELF! And trust, this is coming from someone that adores you, but MA'AM....

The Jersey Shore cast has unleashed their terror once again on the good folks in Seaside Heights, NJ by doing what they do best: DRINKING AND PARTYING!

Snooki, who was comforted by castmate Deena Cortese, was spotted being carried out of Jenkinson's Club.


WOW! I thought Snooki was losing weight?!?! She looks so, ummmmm.....soft. *runs and hides*

Images: Splash


JWOWW Shows MAYJAH Skin For Maxim Magazine!


Well alright now, JWOWW!

Jersey Shore's own Jenni "JWOWW" Farley strips down to her skivvies for the good folks over at "Maxim" Magazine for their latest issue.

Is Jennie the hottest of the Jersey Shore women? My vote would go in the YES box.

More flix under the break.....

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Oh, Cute.....


Guess this answers our question.

We can all sleep well tonight, Dancers.

Image: WENN

Jersey Shore's "The Situation" And Ronnie Involved In A Fight???


According to TMZ, this really happened! OUCH!
Ronnie and The Situation got into a MAJOR fist fight with each other last night in Italy ... TMZ has learned -- and based on the post-brawl pictures ... the Sitch got his ass kicked. The two arrived separately back to their apartment hours ago -- Situation has red marks covering his face around his left eye. Ronnie's knuckles were torn up and bleeding. Details around the fight are still unclear -- but big surprise ... we're told it all began with a blowout between Ronnie and Sammi.
COTTTTTTTT DAMN, Sitch! REALLY? Your whole face still looks like that the day after? WHEW! Let's face it....it was bound to happen! You've been itching for an azz-whooping for all your BYTCH-tendencies from the beginning of the show!

*le sigh*

SIDEBAR - why is Sammie at the center of this brawl? These two back together? No when to say when.....

Friday, May 13, 2011

The "Jersey Shore" Crew Land In Italy!!!


YIPPPEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! (am I that excited you might ask? YES....judge if you want)

The "Jersey Shore" gang (aka "Snooki and crew") were spotted with all of their luggage arriving in Florence, Italy today for the filming of their new season of their hit MTV show.

For those that aren't aware, the guido gang stumbled upon "some logistical problems" that caused their trip to be delayed by a week, according to a source. But it appears all of those issues have washed away.

Or so it seems....
A city councilwoman told press, "We needed to have some general rules on behavior in place. US universities with study centers here are not very happy. They're afraid people will start drinking too much."
HA! WHAT???


More orange people with slick hair under the break.....

Friday, May 6, 2011

Tina Fey, Amy Poehler And Jimmy Fallon Impersonate "Jersey Shore" (VIDEO)


LMAO!

For your viewing pleasure on this Friday, check out a PREGNANT Tina Fey, Amy Poeler and Jimmy Fallon doing a good job of making fun of the whole "Jersey Shore" cast!

In the above video, Fallon explains to The Roots' Questlove as he encouraged him to get on an elevator to the mysterious floor, "You get on the elevator, there's this button that says Jersey Floor. You press it, you get off, you're transformed. Your hair is awesome. You're super, super tan. And your clothes are just amazing." And while Questlove declined the offer, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler accidentally found themselves visiting the floor.

If you need a good chuckle, take a peek under the break....

Saturday, April 30, 2011

While Jersey Shore's Angelina May Be Pregnant, Her Engagement Is OFF!


Ha! Figures....
A few weeks ago, it was announced that former Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick was about to become a mother. However, just like the former reality show that she starred in, it doesn’t come without controversy. According to those close to Pivarnick, she apparently got pregnant after she cheated on Dave Kovacs, her ex-fiance. During an interview, Pivarnick’s ex-fiance admitted that he was going through a tough time when he should be happy about becoming a new father: “I’m going through a really tough time right now. I have ended things with Angelina.” Kovacs admitted that he found out she was was cheating on him when he saw texts of other guys on her cell phone. “I got a text from a fire fighter who actually apologized for sleeping with Angelina saying he just found out she was engaged.”
WHORE! Yep...WHORE!

Imma just go ahead and put this out in the Universe: THIS "GIRL" SHOULD NOT BE HAVING A BABY! I feel sorry for that child...

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Wednesday, April 27, 2011

"Jersey Shore" Star Is Pregnant!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Who OK'd this transaction?!?!?!?

Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick has confirmed to TMZ that she is in fact pregnant with her fiance Dave Kovacs' baby (whom she has been engaged to since February).

"The Long Island Dump" hasn't confirmed anything else about her pregnancy.

SMH

Monday, April 11, 2011

"Jersey Shore" Cast Is Getting Paid HOW MUCH???


Those reality show prospects are looking real good right about now...I'm just sayin'!
The good news for the Jersey Shore cast: They’re getting a huge raise. The other good news: They get to spend it shooting next season in Italy. And the bad news is … actually, for the Shore cast, there is no bad news. Didn’t you read the above? The cast is being paid a massive amount of money to get drunk and screw around in Italy. For the Shore stars, there is no downside. As has been reported, the eight-member cast has just finished their salary negotiations. Multiple sources close to the matter tell EW the deal has members of the “core group” now pulling down at least $100,000 per episode, especially once you factor in their bonus structure. Each season is usually 13 episodes. (MTV had no comment.) That’s a quantum leap for a group that once made headlines by haggling a raise to $10k per episode for season 2. And, of course, the per-episode salary from MTV is only part of the group’s income, with appearances and product endorsements tacking on additional large sums. (One tally puts The Situation’s annual income at $5 million.) Regardless of what you might think of Snooki, Sitch and Co., they’re not pulling a robbery — on the balance sheet, they’re worth the money. Jersey Shore is like the American Idol of basic cable, delivering huge adult demo numbers that are higher than many, if not most, broadcast shows. The season in Italy, which starts shooting in May and already has the locals lining up to criticize the show, could bring the series to a whole new level.
My Heavens! Hey TV people, DISCOVER FLASH!!!!!!!! I'm talented...promise!!!

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Friday, April 8, 2011

Snooki, Jwoww And Pauly D Score "Jersey Shore" Spinoffs


We reported this information months ago, but MTV has now confirmed they are moving forward with TWO "Jersey Shore" spinoff shows: one for DJ Pauly D and the other for Snooki and Jwoww!
“I got my own Spinoff! #SnookiRevolution” Snooki tweeted. The show, according to MTV, will examine the lives of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni "J-Woww" Farley with a fine-toothed comb as their friendship grows with wisdom and understanding. And let’s not forget about Pauly D. The DJ will do what he does best (no, not hairstyling) and will travel with his pals from Rhode Island. MTV says the focus will be on “one of the country’s most in-demand DJ’s.” The show will start filming later this year and be on air in 2012.
Ummmm, the burning question in my mind is, WHAT ABOUT THE "JERSEY SHORE"? Is it over? I hope not!

CONGRATS to the crew!

PS - I know The Situation is sitting around somewhere SALTY! Dah well...

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Thursday, March 24, 2011

"Jersey Shore's" Ronnie On Sammi: We Were "Toxic" To Each Other


*GASP* Ya don't say?!?!?!?

Jersey Shore star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro reveals to Life&Style magazine why he and on-again-off-again girlfriend Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola are no longer together and are better off apart!
"Some people are just toxic to each other." For three seasons, the love-torn roommates have tried to make their rocky romance work, but when Sammi lied about hooking up with another, Ronnie realized he needed his space. "Cheating is where I draw the line," states Ronnie, 25, who says he's too young for a relationship.
THEEEEEEE nerve! Pot, meet Kettle!

And what does Sammi think about the whole ordeal?
Sammi, 24, says the guy was just a friend, but now she says she'll never speak to him again. "I was given a bad-luck streak, and it was like everything at once came tumbling down," Sammi says.

"We're better off career- and health-wise figuring out what we need for ourselves," says Ronnie.
These two kill me! STAY FAR AWAY FROM EACH OTHER!