Preview Of The Upcoming Season Of The "Jersey Shore"!!!!!!!!!

Watch the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at MTV.com!

Yippppeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

My will to live has been restored, and Father.....I am forever grateful! Amen.

Dancers, check out a very looooong preview of what's in store for the upcoming season of the "Jersey Shore"!

I love these guys.....I look at them as my 2nd family! Strange? ABSOLUTELY, but I'm just being honest!

I have a couple of observations that I would like to share with you all, if you don't mind:

1. Snooki......what are you MY complexion???

2. Snooki.....count your blessings that you are NO LONGER with that ex of yours, Emilio! Homeboy looks supa dupa "suspect"!

3. Snookie.....you're upset at Obama for raising taxes on tanning? And says if McCain was in office, he wouldn't have done that because he is pale, and would be in favor of tanning? *MAYJAH blank stare*

As you can tell, my observations are solely based on Snooki. Wanna know why? Because she is a Phuckin' Rockstar! Love that winch!!!

So excited.....can't wait!