Brody Jenner And Avril Lavigne Involved In Bloody Bar Fight!

Oh, No!!! Not fine azz Brody! Oh, and you too Avril....

Brody Jenner was cracked in the head with a bottle trying to break up a fight in Hollywood early this morning -- and law enforcement says ... the fight was between an unknown girl and Brody's GF, Avril Lavigne.

According to our sources, Avril got into a dust-up shortly before 1:00 AM at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. We're told when Brody tried to intervene ... he took a bottle to the head from someone for his troubles.

Law enforcement sources tell us hotel security broke up the fight and detained Brody and others involved. Police were called to the hotel and when all was said and done ... we're told the police report listed Brody as the victim of an assault with a deadly weapon.

Our sources say Brody was the only one involved who spoke to police -- the other combatants (including Avril) had split by the time they arrived. We're told Brody refused medical attention and went to the hospital on his own.

No arrests were made.

SICK!

Avril took to her Twitter to speak on the brawl:

I don't fight. I don't believe in it. To clear things up I got attacked by 5 people last night out of nowhere. Not cool. My face is fucked. As in black eye, bloody nose, hair ripped out, scratches, bruises and cuts. So not ok to be abusive to others. Violence is NEVER the answer

DAMN! What in the hell happened? 

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Coupled Up: Avril Lavigne And Brody Jenner

 

These two are still hanging, eh? Good for them!

Rocker Avril Lavigne and former "Hills" star Brody Jenner (mmmm.....mmmm....mmmm) were spotted hand-in-hand exiting Madeo restaurant in Los Angeles on a dinner date.

Brody is still fine, ain't he Dancers?

Sidebar - When did Avril start wearing a Birkin bag? My My My....how times have changed.

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Coupled Up: Brody Jenner And Avril Lavigne

 

Still going strong, eh???

Brody Jenner and girlfriend Avril Lavigne were spotted  on a dinner date at BOA Steakhouse last night in Beverly Hills. 

No disrespect, Avril but your man is FIIIIINE! Yep....

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Avril Lavigne And Brody's Mom Spend QT Together

Well, isn't that cute!

Avril Lavigne is proving that her and Brody Jenner are getting extremely close (as if the tattoos and shaved hair 'do's didn't indicate that already), as she was spotted out and about in LA with Brody's mom Linda Thompson yesterday. 

Have fun you crazy kids!

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Brody Jenner Is REALLY Smitten Over Avril Lavigne!

Only a woman can make a man be so smitten and do such a thing!

Has Brody Jenner FINALLY found that woman to tame him? Remains to be seen....

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Brody Jenner's Haircut Is UGLY!!!

And STUPID! What the hell were you thinking???

Brody Jenner flashed this dumb azz haircut after dining at Katsuya in Hollywood.

I'm gonna chalk this up to you losing a bet, k? Change it IMMEDIATELY; you're too cute for this.

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"The Hills" Has Ended (I'm Sad....)

I have been a HUGE fan of The Hills since inception (even going as far back to their Laguna Beach days), so it's with great sadness to see the show end after these years!

We've all watched the drama and good times unfold in these kid's lives, and last night the big finale took place at The Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood with the WHOLE gang including one of the loves of my life, LAUREN CONRAD!!!

I must say that The Hills finale, in my opinion, wasn't the best (kind of a snoozer), but the very last scene showing Kristin saying a tearful goodbye to Brody, presumably for good, before it’s revealed that it was all shot on the back lot of a studio, implying that the show is no more real than Hollywood blockbuster, left some confused. As the camera panned away, the set came down and Kristin jumped out of the car and rushed to hug Brody.

So was it all real or were they gaming us the whole time??? We'll never know I guess......

Noticeably absent from the finale was Spencer Pratt and wife Heidi Montag. It was reported that Spencer was banned from the night's festivities but decided to show up ACROSS the street (in costume) from the finale and have his own party (on the street).

 Spencer pictured with gossip blogger Perez Hilton

In all seriousness, I know I will regret saying this, but I feel Spencer and Heidi should have been there. They were a HUGE part of the show and contributed to it's success, but I can totally understand WHY they weren't. When you're as toxic as these two, sometimes it's best that they are kept away......

Oh well, it's all over now. Guess Jersey Shore will replace this addiction.

Lots of pics from the finale under the cut......

Avril Lavigne Talks Brody Jenner!!!

So, for a few months now rumors have been swarming that CUTIE-pie Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne have been an item (GASP!!! Brody, I would've NEVER paired you two!).

Now Ryan Seacrest tried his best to get the lil punk rocker to admit, but she punked out!

Giiiirrrrllll if I was dating Brody, I would shout it out! You should do the same........