Woman Goes BALLISTIC On Celebrity "Price Is Right" + Pummles Drew Carey; Dry Humps "Doogie Howser" (VIDEO)

What in THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Phuck! Someone....ANYONE, give this girl a Xanax or a horse tranquilizer! Either will do....

Long running game show (one of my grandma's favorites...God rest her soul) "The Price Is Right" has decided to enlist some famous celebrities to help regular Jane's and Joe's and charities win the big cash for the week. 

Fast forward to this contestant....shawty with the crinkly hair and glasses who must've had a bill due or SOMETHING because she was toooooooo hyped at her chance to win some cash.

When called on stage, she came out of her shoes, jumped on top of host Drew Carey (he was more scared than anyone I've ever seen in my LIFE....LMAO!!!!!) oh, and if that wasn't good enough, this ape-shyt fool had the unmitigated gall of dry humping Neil Patrick Harris aka "Doogie Howser". And yall know damn well that man didn't feel not a DAMN thing in his loins.

Just get into the video above. HEEEELARIOUS!

Ryan Seacrest Replacing Matt Lauer On "TODAY"???

Ut Oh! There's rumblings of a major shakeup in the Television world!

According to the Wall Street Journal:

NBCUniversal is pursuing "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest as a possible successor to Matt Lauer on the "Today" show, if Mr. Lauer vacates his co-anchor seat next year, said people close to the company. NBC executives—including "Today" show executive producer Jim Bell, NBC News President Steve Capus and its senior vice president for marketing and communications, Lauren Kapp—met with Mr. Seacrest on Tuesday evening to discuss him joining the show, according to the people close to the company. To be sure, the talks are preliminary and could fall apart at any time. They also may be in part a negotiating tactic for NBC executives, who need a strong backup plan in case Mr. Lauer leaves the show. Mr. Seacrest is one of NBC's top replacement choices, according to people familiar with the matter. (MORE)

Ryan Searest is turning into one of my TOP role models, along with the likes of Oprah and Bethenny Frankel (YES...Bethenny!). This man is FEARLESS, and has created a career for himself that has spanned television, radio, music, etc.etc.etc. And just think, he started off as a host on a little 'ole program called "American Idol". *tips hat*

Listen....NO ONE can restrict your dreams in this world....GO FOR IT!

Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon To Debut Their Twins To Barbara Walters (VIDEO)

EXCITING! I was wondering when they would let us see their children.....better late than NEVER!

Mariah Carey and hubby Nick Cannon will debut their twins (“Dembabies” - Moroccan Scott Cannon and Monroe Cannon) to the world  (and Barbara Walters) during a 20/20 television special on Friday, October 21st on ABC.

Get into a sneak peek of the special where you can see the back of one of the kid's head (hey...it's something!).

Sneak Peek: Season 5 Of "The Game"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Are you excited? You should be! I love this sitcom....

And in true The Game fashion, I spy comedian Dee Ray Davis, Brandy, and NeNe Leakes. Alright now....

The Game airs this coming January!

Demi Moore, Jennifer Aniston And Alicia Keys Premiere "Five" In NYC!

FAB ladies, Demi Moore, Jennifer Aniston and Alicia Keys premiered their new Lifetime Television directorial debut last night at the screening of 'Five' at Skylight SOHO in New York City.

The new project is an anthology of five separate-yet-interconnected tales of lives affected by cancer, and debuts on Lifetime October 10th. 

Peep more of the carpet flix under the break....

So Who Was The First To Get Booted Off "DWTS" Last Night?

Ummmmm. yeah. Ron "Metta World Peace" Artest and his partner Peta Mergatroyd.

Surprised? You shouldn't be. HE WAS AWFUL!

NBA Lakers star...the one with the dumb azz new name....was the first to get booted off Season 13 of DWTS.

"I had a great, great time . It was awesome. All I want to know is who's coming with me? Peta was great. Everybody give a round of applause for Peta, she was awesome! Well, first I want to say thank you to ABC, thank you to Peta. I had a great time. It was awesome!"

Boy. Just stick to dribbling the ball.

Did You Miss "DWTS" Performances Last Night? Don't Worry...We Have The Videos For You!

Thank me lata! 

Peep the performances under the break.....

Celebs Show Up BIG For The 2011 Primetime Emmy Awards

The 2011 Primetime Emmy Awards took place last night at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles, CA.

Hosted by GLEE's Jane Lynch, the 63rd installment of the award show honored the greats among the television word and some of the night's big winners included "Mad Men" who scored their fourth straight Outstanding Drama Series win while "Modern Family" scored their second straight Outstanding Comedy Series win. "Mildred Pierce" castmates Kate Winslet and Guy Pearce both landed themselves their first Emmys while "Modern Family" stars Ty Burrell and Julie Bowen won Outstanding Supporting Actor and Actress In A Comedy Series honors.

Flix from the event under the break....

Ed O'Neill And His TV Heauxs Celebrate His Hollywood Star Achievement!

Wait a COT DAMN minute....is that 'Peg Bundy'?!?!?!? MY HEAVENS, she looks FAB! *clap for her*

The legendary Ed O'Neill, the man behind Married... With Children's 'Al Bundy' and now Modern Family's 'Jay Pritchett', has finally got his just due and received  his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

During the ceremony that took place yesterday in Hollywood, Ed was joined by former and present television co-stars which included his “Married... With Children” spouse Katey Sagal and his "Mordern Family" family.

During the ceremony, Ed made a speech that included:

"As I'm standing here, it's a bit emotional. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the world, at this moment in a hospital, a beautiful little baby girl is being born. And when she grows up she's going to be my next wife on TV, and I look forward to that day. This is overwhelming. I want to thank the fans for being here. No fans, no show, no career." 

LOL! Congrats to Ed O'Neill on his "star"! I mean, who didn't love “Married... With Children” growing up???

More flix under the break....

Watch Chris Brown And Affion Crockett Battle It Out For An "MJ Tribute" (VIDEO)

Hahahahaha!

Last night, Chris Brown was a comedic guest on comedian Affion Crockett's new sketch comedy show, In The Flow With Affion Crockett, where they both battled it out for the crown - A Michael Jackson Dance-Off.

And if I can be honest, I was quite pleased with Affion's dancing skills. Not bad, sir!

Check it out above!

Snoop From "The Wire" Pleads GUILTY!

Damn! From the small screen, damn near to the BIG HOUSE!

"It was all good just a minute ago"

An actress who played an assassin for a Baltimore drug gang in HBO's "The Wire" has pleaded guilty in a drug conspiracy case. Thirty-one-year-old Felicia "Snoop" Pearson entered the plea to conspiracy to distribute heroin Monday, a day before her trial was set to begin. She was sentenced to three years supervised probation. Pearson was one of 64 people charged in March in "Operation Usual Suspects," a joint state-federal prosecution of an east Baltimore drug gang. Pearson's lawyer says she didn't play a significant role in the alleged conspiracy. But attorney Benjamin C. Sutley says she decided to enter the plea to rid herself of the burden of dealing with the charges.

Just probation? WHO is her lawyer! Geesh....

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Oprah Gave One Of The Most Inspiring Season Finale Hoorahs In My Lifetime (VIDEO)

Hear me when I say....THIS WOMAN PREACHED!!!! Inspiring does not begin to describe how I felt after viewing Oprah Winfrey's final show.

If you weren't inspired by anything she said, I don't know what to make of your life you heartless human being You!

Some quotes:

Your real job in life is to figure out what your calling is, and then do it.

You can help somebody, you can listen, you can forgive, you can heal, you have the power to change someone’s life. Start embracing the life that is calling you, and use your life to serve the world.

Take responsibility for your life. You are responsible for the energy you create for yourself and the energy you bring to others.

You don’t have to depend on anyone else. ’Jerry Maguire’ was just a movie. No one completes you.

Pay it forward. Be that safe harbor for somebody else. Connect, embrace, liberate, love somebody, just one person, then spread that to two, then as many as you can. You’ll see the difference it makes.

For all of you who get riled up when I mention God and you want to know which God I’m talking about, I’m talking about the same one you’re talking about. I’m talking about the alpha and omega, the omniscient, the underpresent, the ultimate consciousness, the source, the force, the all of everything there is, the one and only G-o-d. That’s the one I’m talking about. God is love. And God is life. And your life is always speaking to you.

YAAAAAAASSSSSSSS, Lady O! I might just step into church on Sunday! WHEW! And for those that know me personally know that place scares me....LOL. Just being honest....


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Spotted: Ashton Kutcher With His Fellow "Two and a Half Men" Co-Stars

Well aren't they cheesin' like one big happy family!

Ashton Kutcher was spotted arriving to the CBS party in Uptown, Manhattan earlier today with his "Two and a Half Men" co-stars Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones, as the left Carnegie Hall en-route to the network's fall lineup celebration.

As we previously reported, it was announced that Ashton will replace Charlie Sheen on the popular sitcom. 

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Tom Hanks, Madonna, Beyonce, Halle, Usher (EVERYBODY) Celebrate Oprah's Farewell + Beyonce Performs!

We often hear about "The Power of Oprah", but I don't think any of us TRULY understand what that means......until last night!!!

Before I get into this Post, is Oprah really going off the air soon? I don't believe it....don't wanna believe it!

Everybody and their momma (and I do mean EVERYBODY) came out to support Oprah Winfrey last night during the taping of the second of two "Surprise Oprah! A Farewell Spectacular" episodes of the Oprah Winfrey Show at the United Center in Chicago. To name a few of the A-list celebs were Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson, Madonna, Stevie Wonder, Will and Jada Smith, Beyonce, Jerry Seinfeld, Usher, Halle Berry, Patti LaBelle, Usher, Maya Angelou, Michael Jordan, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Rosie O'Donnell, Gayle King, Maria Shriver (YES...MARIA) and even STEDMAN (to name a few)!!!


WHEW!


Oprah, of course, became very emotional throughout the course of the evening (I would have been overwhelmed by the love). Oprah’s special airs May 23 and 24.

Check out TONS of flix + a snippet of the Beyonce "Run The World" live performance under the break....

Snoop From HBOs "The Wire" Arrested In Large Scale Drug Operation Bust

 Via The Washington Post:

More than 30 people, including the actress known as "Snoop" from the Baltimore-based HBO series "The Wire," were arrested Thursday morning across the city and its surrounding counties in connection with a large-scale heroin and marijuana operation. Raids were carried out in the pre-dawn hours by agents from the Drug Enforcement Administration, Baltimore police and a slew of other federal and state law enforcement agencies. Felicia "Snoop" Pearson, known for her drug-assassin character on "The Wire," was taken into custody at a downtown apartment on a state warrant, officials said. The actress has a troubled past, having been convicted at age 14 of second-degree murder. More recently, she refused to testify as a witness at a murder trial and was arrested at her then-Northeast Baltimore home. The arrests are part of a five-month drug investigation, officials said.

This comment might be a tad bit too early considering, but what did we expect from this girl??? First and foremost, I haven't seen her on anybody's TV or movie screen....how else was she "eating"? And let's face it, her life was a gigantic "Cluster-Phuck" from the beginning. Most people will always retreat back to what they know.

Television Trailer: "Khloe And Lamar" On E!

And just when you thought you couldn't get enough of the Kardashians, here is the trailer for Khloe and Lamar Odom's newest reality show titled "Khloe and Lamar", hitting your television screens on Sundays in April!

In their newest reality series, you will see Khloe and "Lam Lam" (their nickname for him, not mine) adjust to domestic life together, try for a baby, and Khloe displays that annoying "baby voice" that she uses with him.

Also, her younger brother Robert (what does he do again? just curious....) will be featuring a lot during the series.

Khloe is DEF my fave of the bunch, so of course I will be watching. Will you?

GLEE Calls Dina Lohan A "Loser" + She's Pissed!

And I can understand why, but in this business...you better have thick skin (and it doesn't help that your daughter was in rehab 1,952 times).

In this weekend's Super Bowl episode of GLEE, guest star Katie Couric called Dina a “loser” when Katie interviews Sue Sylvester (Jane Lynch) for a segment titled “Loser of the Year.” Katie says Sue beat out “losers” Dina and her made-up dog, Sparky Lohan.

SHOTS FIRED!!!

A source tells Popeater that “Dina is hurt and shocked and hasn’t done anything to deserve this constant teasing from this show.”

Michael Lohan also offers his 2cents to Popeater: “As true as this might be, it is wrong. Dina deserves a lot worse of a title after all she has done to destroy the relationships with my kids and entire family.”

DAMN, Michael!!! Some phuckin' nerve! This coming from a man whose family wants NOTHING to do with him....pot, meet kettle.

GLEE Does "Bills Bills Bills" By Destinys Child (VIDEO)

YAAAAASSSSS!!! The men killed it.....

And The Winner Of Flash's Best Super Bowl Commercial Goes To.....

.....HANDS DOWN, Eminem's Chrysler commercial that pays homage to his hometown of Detroit, Michigan!

Heartfelt.....

Spotted: Tia Mowry's Baby Bump!

The cast of BETs The Game has been EVERYWHERE lately hitting the promotional circuit plugging away at their new season (which debuted last night). And while making the rounds, actress Tia Mowry tried hard to hide her growing baby bump until she couldn't anymore....look at it! Awwwwwww.

So, did yo guys watch/enjoy The Game? What are your thoughts?

I really enjoyed the premiere episode A LOT! My only qualm was that it was missing the whole studio audience feel. That damn "laugh track" needed to be omitted all together or turned on LOUD! Other than that, I enjoyed it thoroughly!

Excited about the new season!

PS - Terrence J, don't you EVER again expose you "titties" like that for the world to criticize, k?