Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lindsay Lohan. Show all posts

Monday, December 12, 2011

Lindsay Lohan's Naked "Playboy" Spread - Talks Sexuality, Legal Woes And More!


I'm in the business of giving credit where credit is due......Lindsay WERKED this Playboy spread! *bows*

Because Lindsay Lohan's highly anticipated Playboy cover leaked online a few days ago, head honcho Hugh Hefner decided to release the issue earlier. He spoke to his Twitter followers and said:
“Because of the interest & the Internet leak, we’re releasing the Lindsay Lohan issue early."
Check out Lindsay "au naturale" under the break (you know you want to!).......


Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Sneak Peek: Lindsay Lohan For "Playboy" Magazine!


Oh! Is that the Playboy Bunny covering Lindsay Lohan's "lady parts"???

Looks HOT! Hopefully it's a step in the RIGHT direction. *fingers crossed*



Monday, November 7, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Out Of Jail!


*SURPRISE SURPRISE*
Lindsay Lohan is already out of jail. She checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, California just before 9 p.m.. to begin serving her 30 day jail sentence. She served just four hours and was released due to jail overcrowding. The 25-year-old actress was sentenced last Wednesday after admitting that she violated her probation by not keeping up with court-ordered community service requirements
#WhiteGirlProblems

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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Gets 30 Days In Jail!


Via People:
A contrite Lindsay Lohan admitted to violating her probation in DUI cases and was ordered Wednesday to serve a month in jail. The troubled starlet, 25, must report to jail by Nov. 9. After her release, she also must continue to do community service at the Los Angeles morgue and attend psychotherapy sessions, a judge announced at the hearing. If Lohan completes all the terms, she will not have to serve an additional 270 outstanding days of jail time she had faced in cases in Beverly Hills and Los Angeles.
I'm bored with this girl.....

Monday, October 31, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Has New Teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Give Lindsay a Chanel bag!!!

She tweeted:
"Thanks Dr. Dorfman for the zoom. My gums are so sore though!"
For those that aren't aware, Zoom! is a teeth whitening procedure. But honestly, she looks as though her teeth are brand new, compared to those other teeth. I wouldn't be surprised.....

Image: Twitter

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Lindsay Lohan To Pose For "Playboy"


Ummmmmm. Don't you have to actually be "sexy" to pose for "Playboy"?!?!? *runs and hides*

Via TMZ: 
Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy -- TMZ has confirmed -- and LiLo don't strip for peanuts ... the spread will earn her almost a million dollars! Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted ... ONE MILLION dollars ... to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference). We're told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price -- but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in ... but it's a good bet she'll be on the cover. Lindsay's rep said, "I can neither confirm or deny at this time." Playboy didn't immediately respond to our email or phone call. According to sources, the shoot started over the weekend -- which means Linds was juggling her court ordered morgue duties ... with getting nekkid.
Let's just pray she keeps her mouth closed in the spread.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Take A Look At Lindsay Lohan's 5th Mugshot (YES...#5)!


*soft sigh*

Dancers, keep in mind. This girl is 25 year's old. Crazy.....

Parents, please hug your children! PLEASE...they need it.

Image: Getty Images

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

BREAKING: Judge Revokes Lindsay Lohan's Probation....Bond Set!


THIS GIRL!!!! First her teeth, now this. *sigh*
What was meant to be a routine progress report stemming from a jewelry theft case ended Wednesday with actress Lindsay Lohan leaving the courtroom in handcuffs. Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear throughout the hearing that "probation is a gift," and the troubled starlet did not meet her required hours of community service. "I'm revoking her probation," said Sautner. "Miss Lohan has created an impossibility to perform this sentence that was given to her by her own actions," she said. The actress, who arrived in court wearing a white top and white scarf, was taken into custody. A hearing was tentatively set for Nov. 2. Bail was set $100,000. During Wednesday's hearing, the judge focused on nine appointments at the Downtown Women's Center that Lohan missed. The judge also noted the sessions were supposed to last four hours. Lohan allegedly visited once and only stayed for about an hour. (MORE)
*in my Tyra Banks voice* I was rooting for you....we were all rooting for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although Lindsay could face up to a year in jail since having her probation revoked, more than likely that will NOT happen. The judge said Lindsay must complete 16 hours of community service at a morgue before her upcoming November 2nd hearing.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Apparently Hasn't Visited The Dentist Since She Was 5


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Lindsay, you and your rotten teeth better SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!

I'm sad. No. FORREAL. This shyt is unacceptable. UN-AC-CEPTABLE.

Instead of just walking the red carpet and keeping her mouth closed at the "Saints Row: The Third" movie premiere last night in LA, actress Lindsay Lohan decided to scare the public and show off her....(is it okay to call them teeth?).

JESUS be a dental plan with good benefits.

And another thing. Why does this 25 year old look like she is 45?

More of this under the break.....


Thursday, September 29, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Kisses Her Boss, Yall!


Ya know Dancers, I'm not really shocked by the kiss at all. I'm more so surprised at the fact that Lindsay is back on the Penis Train again. Knew it was only a matter of time. Which sort've confirms my fact that Linday was NEVER a lesbian. Samantha Ronson just had a magic vagina. Wonder where I can get one from? I digress.....

Lindsay Lohan was spotted getting all too familiar with fashion designer Philipp Plein AGAIN, this time exchanging smooches with him on a romantic dinner date in Milan Italy yesterday. 

A source reveals to the press that, "Lindsay has been staying in Philipp’s room every night since she arrived. There’s a lot of chemistry there.”

Well Damn! I hope you're getting paid extra boo-boo!
More of the "couple" under the break....

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Spotted: Lindsay Lohan And Designer Philipp Plein Holding Hands


Ummmmm. Hmmmmm. Lindsay, exactly HOW did you get this new spokeswoman gig exactly? Because, shyt....I know how some people get down in Hollywood! Just sayin'.....

Lindsay Lohan and new boss, designer Philipp Plein, were spotted yesterday hand-in-hand shopping in Milan, Italy. 

Holding hands, eh? Yea, okay.....

More flix under the break....

Monday, September 26, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Has A Job, Dancers!


And while it might not be an acting job, COT DAMMIT it's a job!

She has not secured a lead movie role in years, so now Lindsay Lohan hopes to pay her bills as the face of a new collection from German designer Philipp Plein, the New York Post reported Monday. Bizarrely, Lohan admitted that the collaboration came about so “spontaneously” that she had not met Plein until Friday or seen a stitch of the designer’s new line until Saturday. But Sunday, she posed for Plein’s new campaign at a shoot in Lake Como, Italy. “Something important to know about this collection is that its expressing something a little bit more edgy,” Lohan said, wearing a skintight black dress with spikes on the shoulders. “And I think maybe people’s perceptions of me have been kind of taken out of context just from what you see and read.” The troubled actress admitted that she and the designer “just met Friday,” but Plein thinks she is perfect. “For me she’s authentic, she’s talented, she’s beautiful,” he said at a news conference at Milan Fashion week. 
Call me crazy and naive, but I am rooting for this girl. I want her to win!

Lindsay at the Philipp Plein shoot in Italy under the break......

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Take A Look Inside Kim Kardashian's Bridal Shower!


That's a cute picture! Even a prick like myself can admit.

Kim Kardashian is in full swing preparing for her upcoming nuptials in a couple of weeks (I hope it hurries up and gets here because if I have to hear about it anymore, I might just thrust myself off a tall building), and now the reality star has decided to share with us an inside look into her bridal shower! Ya know, because she's so OPEN and all.....

OK! Magazine got the exclusive. I honestly wouldn't have paid for an exclusive. She or her family would've blabbed about it sooner or later.

More flix under the break......

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Parties It Up After House Arrest Release!


Now that Lindsay Lohan has been released from her house arrest captivity (I swear this girl has 9 Lives...GEESH!), what did she decide to do to celebrate? Party of course!

The troubled actress was spotted celebrating her freedom last night at the Lexington Supper Club in Hollywood. After having been cooped up in her Venice, CA condo for 35 days, Lohan dined with a few friends and happily obliged the paparazzi.

Lindsay, PLEASE!

More flix under the break....

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Did Lindsay Lohan Fail Her Court Ordered Alcohol Test?


According to TMZ, she did! I'm starting to give up on her like I did with Amy Winehouse! Why should I care?
Lindsay Lohan tested positive for alcohol earlier this month ... and has been ordered to appear in front of an L.A. County Superior Court judge tomorrow morning  ... and the Probation Dept. wants her in jail. Here's what we know.  Lindsay was tested twice last week.  Sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay tested positive for alcohol on one of the tests and negative on the other.  In both tests, she tested negative for drugs.  One of the tests was administered just after Lindsay had a rooftop barbecue party. Sources tell TMZ ... the L.A. County Probation Department will ask Judge Stephanie Sautner to yank her out of house arrest and throw her in L.A. County Jail. And, we're told, members of the D.A.'s office -- will make an appearance as well, to lower the boom on Lindsay.  The D.A. is still handling the DUI probation part of Lindsay's criminal saga.  The L.A. City Attorney is handling the necklace case. The Probation Department is pissed off because they tried to force Lindsay to take two tests in May but Lindsay's lawyer, Shawn Holley, refused to make Lindsay submit, claiming it wasn't part of her probation.  Turns out it was, so Lindsay subsequently took the two tests, one of which she failed. The Probation Dept. is also ticked that Lindsay is having parties while under house arrest. Judge Sautner will hold a hearing tomorrow at 10 AM.  Of course, we'll be there.
She ain't ready yall! And for that, throw her azz in jail! How many opportunities and chances can one person get??? 

Tired of wasting breath or typing strokes on her....

Sidebar - Ummmm, why can't she drink alcohol again? That sucks...

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Starts House Arrest Sentence In Necklace-Theft Case


Get it done and over with, Linds!

Via People:
Lindsay Lohan, 24, began serving house arrest Thursday morning at her Venice, Calif., townhouse after turning herself in to the Lynwood Jail hours earlier. "She is now confined to the interior premises of her home at all times," L.A. Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore tells PEOPLE. Whitmore adds that Lohan surrendered to the facility at 5:02 a.m., where it was determined she was eligible for home confinement. The actress was fitted with an electronic ankle bracelet and released in less than an hour. No booking photo was taken. Lohan had been sentenced to four months in jail after she pleaded no contest to stealing a $2,500 necklace, but jail overcrowding issues and the fact that she's a nonviolent offender made her eligible for house arrest. The actress, however, could serve a little over two weeks of confinement due to good behavior and budgetary constraints. Whitmore declined to say whether any exceptions would allow Lohan to leave her home. But he previously stated that her ankle bracelet will not be detecting for drugs or alcohol. Lohan also serving 480 hours of community service – mostly at a downtown women's shelter – and is expected to serve janitorial duty at the L.A. County morgue. At her last hearing, the judge forbade the actress to attend community service while under house arrest.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Is Super Sexy For "BLANK" Magazine


Actress Lindsay Lohan is featured in a really cool spread for "BLANK" Magazine's (Yeah, I've never heard of it either...) May 2011 issue. 

The spread is sexy...check it out under the break!

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Lindsay Lohan's FULL "Tonight Show" Interview


For those who missed it, peep Lindsay Lohan's full interview with Jay Leno for "The Tonight Show".
“You know, I’ve made a lot of poor decisions in the past, and I’m dealing with the consequences of those decisions, so there were times I was concerned, but I’m a fighter and I know that I have to work to gain respect back and I’m willing to do the work that I have to do to follow through with being an actress.”

She continued, “I feel like I’ve let a lot of my fans down by putting myself in situations where I wasn’t thinking clearly. I really just want to be the person that I aspire to be…and be in this industry, make movies and do what I love to do.”

As for her recent trip to jail, she says: “It was an interesting experience and it was definitely a wake-up call….everything happens for a reason.”
Interview under the break....

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Sneak Peek: Lindsay Lohan Talks Her Life With Jay Leno (VIDEO)!



In this sneak peek, Lindsay Lohan reveals to Jay Leno:
"I'm not a kid anymore," she said. "I'm 24. I've made a lot of mistakes. I recognize that, but I'm in the clear now and I feel that as long as I stay focused, I will achieve what I want to achieve."
Ironically, I'm rooting for this girl! Hope she doesn't make a fool outta me...

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To 4 Months In Jail!


SMH! Just when she was starting to get her life and career back on track. And then....THIS!
After a topsy-turvy day in court, Lindsay Lohan was found in violation of probation – and sentenced to four months in jail – on Friday, for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace. The actress, who was allowed to post bail, was also sentenced to 480 hours of community service by a Los Angeles judge. Lohan, 24, arrived at Lynwood Jail at approximately 5:30 p.m. PT in a sheriff's vehicle – her fourth trip to the facility – where she was given an orange jumpsuit. She was released at 9:21 p.m., according to inmate records. Earlier in the day, Lohan, 24, scored a legal victory when Judge Stephanie Sautner reduced her felony grand theft charge to a misdemeanor, explaining she was "giving [Lohan] an opportunity," because reducing charges for nonviolent defendants is common in more serious cases than Lohan's. Because of the reduction, Lohan was granted $75,000 bail for the probation violation while pending appeal.

Needless to say, Lindsay is PISSED that she has to go back to jail.
"She is fine," says producer Nathan Folks, who is a close friend of Lohan, 24. "Obviously, she is upset about [being sentenced to four months in jail]. She is angry because she has been working so hard on turning her life around," says Folks, who insists Lohan is clean and sober. "She didn't do what they said she did. She didn't steal that necklace." Still, Lohan is resigned to accept whatever decision comes down from the court when her trial begins June 3. "She is ready to do her time. She wants to go to A.A. and N.A. and to serve her [more than] 400 hours [of community service]," Folks says. "She has already been doing lots of charity work."
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