JWOWW Denies Ever Having Plastic Surgery (On Her Face) With Wendy Williams (VIDEO)

Well ONE THING is for damn sure, something ain't quite right about her face! Mmmmm hmmmmm....

While on a promotional appearance at The Wendy Williams Show show plugging her new frangrace, Jersey Shore's Jenni "JWOWW" Farley addressed the persistent rumors swirling around her alleged plastic surgery:

“I want to put it out there. I feel like I should go into a morning show and have a plastic surgeon try and see if I got anything don. I want to prove everyone wrong.”

“I just lost 15 pounds and it was all in my face. That’s what is insulting to me because I was like, ‘What did my nose look like 15 pounds ago?’”

That's your story, eh? Alright...I'll go with it if that's what you want us to believe!

Peep the interview under the break.....

Ryan Seacrest Replacing Matt Lauer On "TODAY"???

Ut Oh! There's rumblings of a major shakeup in the Television world!

According to the Wall Street Journal:

NBCUniversal is pursuing "American Idol" host Ryan Seacrest as a possible successor to Matt Lauer on the "Today" show, if Mr. Lauer vacates his co-anchor seat next year, said people close to the company. NBC executives—including "Today" show executive producer Jim Bell, NBC News President Steve Capus and its senior vice president for marketing and communications, Lauren Kapp—met with Mr. Seacrest on Tuesday evening to discuss him joining the show, according to the people close to the company. To be sure, the talks are preliminary and could fall apart at any time. They also may be in part a negotiating tactic for NBC executives, who need a strong backup plan in case Mr. Lauer leaves the show. Mr. Seacrest is one of NBC's top replacement choices, according to people familiar with the matter. (MORE)

Ryan Searest is turning into one of my TOP role models, along with the likes of Oprah and Bethenny Frankel (YES...Bethenny!). This man is FEARLESS, and has created a career for himself that has spanned television, radio, music, etc.etc.etc. And just think, he started off as a host on a little 'ole program called "American Idol". *tips hat*

Listen....NO ONE can restrict your dreams in this world....GO FOR IT!

Does Scarett Johansson HATE Blake Lively???

According to US Magazine, SHE DOES! And of course it has everything to do with a "boy"....Scarlett Johansson's ex-husband and Blake's new boo-boo Ryan Reynolds! Mmmmmm Hmmmmm......

A source tells the new issue of US Weekly that the 27-year-old is fuming that her ex-husband, Ryan Reynolds, has moved on with Gossip Girl's Blake Lively -- even though Johansson ended their two-year marriage one year ago. "Scarlett is pissed that he's not under her spell anymore," the source tells Us. "She realized what a great catch Ryan was." When Johansson briefly dated Sean Penn for five months earlier this year, she effectively halted any plans for a reconciliation. "Ryan would have gotten back with her. He was so totally in love," says the insider," but then she flaunted Sean right after their split, and he was done." Adding insult to injury for the Iron Man actress? Lively, 24, is sticking around as things get more serious with Reynolds. "Things are great [for Blake and Ryan]," says the source. "They haven't had a fight yet!"

YET? Oh honey....it's inevitable. Just wait.

Listen, I'm not sure if I'm 100% on board with this story. But whatevs...do what you want with it, Dancers.

Justin Bieber: "Never Met The Woman" Mariah Yeater

Does anybody believe this story? 

Justin Bieber appeared on the TODAY show this morning to debunk the rumor that has followed him heavily all week: whether or not he fathered a 20-year old woman's baby, by the name of Mariah Yeater.

And Justin, with his cool self, denies all allegations and even says the he NEVER met her before.

"I'd just like to say basically that none of those allegations are true," Bieber said. "I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim."

He went on to explain, "It's crazy, every night after the show I've gone right from the stage right to my car, so it's crazy that some people want to make up such false allegations. To set the record straight, none of it is true."

To be clear, Lauer followed up by asking Bieber directly, "Do you know this woman? Her name is Mariah Yeater?"

"Never met the woman," Bieber said.

Can we make mention that this woman is claiming to have had sex with Justin when he was 16 years old and she was 19! Ummmmmm, can we say STATUTORY RAPE? Or, is it different when the rape victim is a boy? This winch is the dumbest I've seen in quite some time!

Jimmy Fallon Sings Justin Bieber's “(It’s Not My) Baby” (VIDEO)

"You only said this/to get my cash/and now Selena Gomez/is gonna kick my a**."

Hahahahahahahahaha! Jimmy Fallon ain't shyt for doing this.....

PS - And Black Thought, how did Jimmy get you mixed up into this? LOL...My Heavens!

Woman Claims Justin Bieber Is The Father Of Her Newborn

In official *blank-stare* news.....

WELP, Justin! Welcome to the land where groupies will LIE and pin babies on you. You can blame Maury Povich for this BS. 

A 20-year old California woman by the name of Mariah Yeater is claiming that pop sensation Justin Bieber fathered her three-month-old baby boy and is DEMANDING a paternity test "to scientifically confirm" he is the father of the child, according to court papers.

Listen, I wasn't in the bedroom when these two "allegedly" got it on, but if I was a betting woman, I would have to put my money on this young hoe LYING. YEP...just like that. 

Oh and to add insult to injury, this winch is asking the court for Bieber "to provide adequate support for my baby."

LOL! The BALLS on this one. 

So, how does Justin reply to this claim?

"While we haven't yet seen the lawsuit, it's sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims. We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations."

Selena Gomez, thoughts?!?!?

Report: Kim Kardashian To File For Divorce!

WELP! Surprised? You shouldn't be.....

Via TMZ:

Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries. We're told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It's a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites "irreconcilable differences." We're told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011. Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel's almost ex-wife. As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement ... Kim made sure of that.

Listen. I joke a lot about these two, but divorce is NEVER easy! Regardless, if you've been together 2 weeks or 30 years. But Kimmie...KIMMIE. You had to have know this was destined for disaster from the very beginning. *sigh*

Although its has NOT been confirmed by either camp, I'm still gonna lean towards these two headed in that direction. Sooner or later....

PS - Well. At least she got the wedding she always wanted, right? Somebody get Reggie Bush on line 1 please.....

Lindsay Lohan To Pose For "Playboy"

Ummmmmm. Don't you have to actually be "sexy" to pose for "Playboy"?!?!? *runs and hides*

Via TMZ: 

Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy -- TMZ has confirmed -- and LiLo don't strip for peanuts ... the spread will earn her almost a million dollars! Sources tell us the deal has been in the works for months, and that Lindsay balked at an initial $750K offer because she wanted ... ONE MILLION dollars ... to show the world what her momma gave her (apologies for the DiLo reference). We're told Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price -- but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Linds will be featured in ... but it's a good bet she'll be on the cover. Lindsay's rep said, "I can neither confirm or deny at this time." Playboy didn't immediately respond to our email or phone call. According to sources, the shoot started over the weekend -- which means Linds was juggling her court ordered morgue duties ... with getting nekkid.

Let's just pray she keeps her mouth closed in the spread.

Oh Jessica, Come Up Off The News COT DAMMIT!!!

At this point, she's just phucking with us!

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Well What Do We Have Here.....

......I spy Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, eh? Oh Blakey....you just love 'em and leave 'em, don't you? I'm not mad....

An incognito Blake Lively (oh girl...don't try it! we know it's you!) was spotted leaving Ryan Reynolds' Boston apartment early in the morning on Saturday.

You whore, you!!! *hi five, girl!!!*

You two didn't think you could pull this off without anyone noticing did you? Nice try!

Last week, spies caught the "couple" during a night on the town with Sandra Bullock at New York hotspot The Box. 

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When Spray Tanning Goes Wrong: Kim Kardashian!

Snooki?

Ummmmmm. Am I the only one that sees a problem here?

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 31st birthday with husband Kris Kardashian, friends and family at The Darby restaurant in Manhattan last night. Despite the recent split rumors that have plagued their realtionship from Day 1, Kim and Kris put on a brave face for the paparazzi and the world.

But the bigger issue is Kim's hands being a different color than her face. WTF, dahhhhling!? I demand you get a refund....NOW!

More of Kim and Kris under the break....

Demi Moore Continues To Wear Wedding Ring Amidst Divorce Rumors (PHOTOS)

 Somebody is paying homage to Madonna with those arms

Demi Moore was spotted last night at a screening of Margin Call in New York City sporting her WEDDING RING *gasp!!!* Although she didn't hit the carpet with her "estranged" husband Ashton Kutcher, wearing your wedding ring to a public event like this coveys a strong statement to us all: MIND YOUR PHUCKIN' BUSINESS!!!

Ooooops...I'm not mad!

My personal belief is that Demi and Ashton are at home eating popcorn, laughing at all of us! These two aren't getting a divorce. We should all move on!

More shots under the break....

For The Doubters, Here's Beyonce's Baby Bump.....

.....any questions?!?!?

And if that doesn't convince, peep another shot under the break....

Fantasia Reveals The Sex And Due Date For Her Baby!

Fantasia Barrino called into the Wendy Williams Show yesterday to set the record straight about some of the rumors surrounding her life: whether or not the producers of the Mahalia Jackson biopic have dopped her from the movie because she is having a child out of wedlock, whether she is STILL with a MARRIED Antwuan Cook, and lastly the due date and sex of her new baby. 

The American Idol winner revealed that she is due to give birth December 29th and that she is having a BOY!

"I'm having a boy. I'm at home, I'm on bed rest right now."

So what's up? Is she still with Antwuan, the baby's daddy?

"I'm not gonna talk about that."

Oh, boooooooooooooooooo! Well, I don't know about yall but I don't need confirmation! She tried to kill herself over this man. We know she is still with him!

As for the rumors surrounding her role in the Mahalia Jackson biopic, Fanny says:

"I almost went into labor, because it was the first time that I’ve heard anything about that," Barrino said of hearing the report. "Haven’t spoken to the family yet, haven't heard anything from the family, so that was my first time hearing anything about it."

"There were no contracts signed, and there was no set date and time," she says of possibly starring in the film. She also says she hasn't heard from the producers recently, but that she had studied Jackson's life and her singing in order to work on her portrayal.

"I began to gain the weight, I began to study her," Barrino said. "And then they called us back in January and said the investors had backed out. So they were waiting on investors."

She added, "I wanted to make the family proud, and most of all, I wanted to make Mahalia Jackson proud – and my fans and everyone who's been following me." 

I'm just gonna pray for her. *sigh* It's all I can do....

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When Is Jessica Simpson Gonna Announce Her Pregnancy Because....

....it's pretty OBVIOUS!!!

More under the break.....

New Couple: Lauren Conrad And 'DWTS' Derek Hough???

Wait.  He's not gay? No shade, but...SHADE!

Via Life & Style:

Amid reports of Dancing With the Stars pro Derek Hough getting cozy with former Hills star Lauren Conrad, Life & Style can exclusively reveal that they're definitely heating up -- and had a very public make-out, to boot! The two were seen locking lips at Beacher's Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood on Sept. 28, a close friend of Lauren's confirms to Life & Style. "They were all over each other and making out like crazy," the friend reveals to Life & Style, adding that LC is really falling for the 26-year-old hottie. Just don't expect to see her in the DWTS audience cheering on Derek and partner Ricki Lake. Says the friend, "She's more under the radar than that." The pair were recently spotted out together at Sayers in Hollywood late last week. This hot-and-heavy hookup comes three months after Lauren's breakup with her boyfriend of three years, My Boys actor Kyle Howard. Derek has been linked to Cheryl Cole and actress Shannon Elizabeth in the past. But the dancing pro certainly seems to have Lauren forgetting all about her tough split earlier this summer. "She really likes Derek," Lauren's friend tells Life & Style. "He's a gentleman."

KIDS! 

I Didn't Pay Any Attention To The Jessica Simpson Pregnancy Rumors, But Ummmmmm

......somebody's glowing, don't ya think? YEP...she's pregnant! I'm convinced....

A radiant Jessica Simpson was on hand for an in-store appearance promoting her Ready-To-Wear Jessica Simpson Collection at Macy's Union Square in San Francisco, Calif on Saturday.

The singer/actress/fashion designer was joined by her fiance Eric Johnson as she mingled with fans, signed autographs and took pictures.

More flix of Jessica under the break....

As For Those Cheating Rumors With Ashton And Demi, He Wants You To Know....

 ......

"When you ASSUME to know that which you know nothing of you make an ASS out of U and ME"

Well Said Buddy! 

And he also tweeted the famous song "Don't Believe The Hype" by Hip-Hop's legendary group Public Enemy.

Call me crazy, but I don't believe the cheating rumors. But let me SHUT UP before I get busted out...

Wait. Hold Up. Ne-Yo Is NOT Engaged....

Buuuuuut, he IS expecting his 2nd child with girlfriend Monyettea Shaw!

Via Ne-Yo's official Twitter page:

Ok twit fam. To put all rumors to rest. Not engaged but am expecting second child. Mo has no rep. The person claiming to rep her lied.

Thanx for the interest in my personal. Know that the day I DO decide to take that step you will hear it from the horse's mouth. Much love

Monyetta...you just ain't 'the one' dear. *walk away*

Is RHOA's Kim Zolciak Getting Her Own Spin-Off Show???

HUH???? For Realz? What is Bravo TV smoking???

After the massive news that Bravo fired four cast members from its hot "Real Housewives of New York," more changes are in the works for the franchise -- including a new spin-off show starring Kim Zolciak of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta." “Originally the show was to be five African American women but after Bravo met Kim, they insisted she be part of the cast,” an insider tells me. “Kim is a game-changer. She was the first housewife to release a single ["Tardy for the Party"] and just like Bethenny [Frankel], she fell in love and got pregnant while taping the show. She’s the perfect choice for the next lady to get her own show.” The Atlanta franchise premiered in the fall of 2008, following the Orange County and New York casts, and just one year later became the highest rated show in the franchise and the highest rated reality series on the Bravo network. The season three finale brought in a staggering 4.4 million viewers. Season four filming began in late April and is set to debut later this year. “Kim’s new show is going to follow the very successful Bethenny formula,” an insider tells me. “A new mom and her fiancé trying to make everything work. Juggling baby, boyfriend and career. But instead of all those trips to a therapist that Bethenny made, expect Kim to work out her problems at the nail salon with friends.”

I don't know about this transaction! I mean....who's gonna fight with NeNe now? 

So Dancers if the news is true, will you be watching? Does Kim, all by herself, have enough drama to hold your attention?

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