The Simpson Sisters, Nicole Richie And Samantha Ronson Vacay in Mexico!

It was a weekend getaway for friends and family as the Simspon sister - Jessica and Ashlee - along with BFFs Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson were all on hand for a quick Mexican getaway to Los Cabos over the weekend.

Also joining the group was Jessica and Ashlee's dad, Joe Simpson, as well as Ashlee's new beau Vincent Piazza and Sam Ronson's designer sister Charlotte Ronson. 

Nicole recently celebrated her 30th birthday last week, and I'm assuming those festivities carried over to the land across the border. WHY NOT! I say party all month!

More of the group under the break....

Samantha Ronson's Mug Shot Revealed

Rough night, eh?

Image: Splash

Samantha Ronson Gets A DUI

When will these celebs and public figures learn?!?!?!!? This story never ends well....

Samantha Ronson (33), former girlfriend to Lindsay Lohan and BFF to Nicole Richie, was arrested for a DUI outside Baker, California. According to the booking report, Ronson (5'7" and 102 pounds....tiny!) was initially pulled over for speeding after driving home from Las Vegas at 10:30AM in her black Porsche. 

According to TMZ: "We're told she was given a field sobriety test and didn't perform well. According to our sources, she refused to take what is commonly called a "roadside blow" -- a less-scientific breathalyzer, which is not a mandatory test. She was arrested at the scene. Ronson was transported to the Baker substation, where we're told she blew over the legal limit. According to sources, she was cooperative the entire time."

SMH!

No judgement (that's not necessarily true), but GET A DRIVER next time!

Lindsay Lohan And Samantha Ronson Have A Dinner Date!

I wish these two would either get back together or just leave each other alone. There can't be an in between with them....Lindsay's not stable! REAL TALK!

Lohan, who is navigating her way through life after rehab, moved into a house next door to Ronson's in Venice, Calif., when she left treatment. And Saturday night, the two neighbors broke bread at a nearby restaurant. After meeting at Ronson's home, the pair headed to Joe's in Venice for dinner. There they "shared a friendly dinner," says a source. "Lindsay has been begging Sam to see her and Sam finally gave in."

See what I mean? *side-eye*

After dinner, Lohan, 24 and Ronson, 33, took a stroll around the beach-side neighborhood. 

Samantha, you APPEAR to be sensible. This girl is in LOVE with you. I don't think being "friends/phuck buddies" with her is a good idea. Have you seen Fatal Attraction? 'Nuff said...

Source

Samantha Ronson Speaks Candidly About Lindsay Lohan!

Via ContactMusic:

"To be honest, being with her was more of a headache than anything else. Everything I was doing I was already doing (before Lindsay). It just meant there were paparazzi pictures documenting it. It sucked, because I'm a pretty private person and I'd managed to stay under the radar for so long. But at the same time I'm not gonna not hang out with somebody that I care about because of that s**t. I love her as a human being. I'm not gonna sit here and negate everything we had. You know, I could have a thousand times countered s**t with facts. It's just not for me."

WOW...very mature of her! She could've easily TRASHED her former flame (for obvious reasons), but she took the high road! Good for her.....

Lindsay Lohan (as much as I really like her) needs HELP!

Twitter Is The DEVIL: Shyt Is Getting Ugly Between Lindsay And Samantha!

Can the shenanigans PLEASE end already (I don't REALLY mean that, but this is getting really pathetic)???

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are at it again, and this time they're airing ALL of their dirty laundry on Twitter (why people?)!

Lindsay tweeted this morning:

I'm pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood illegally open NOW at this hour

Asked me, after being here jus for Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson

Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I've ever done is fall for a girl  

Lindsay....ENOUGH!!!! It appears that Samantha made the club owners kick Lindsay out, and of course Samantha took to her Twitter to respond:

"I'm not here. This isn't happening." If I sing that to myself enough times will it be true?

One more thing- if you're gonna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in. 

Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets.   

COT DAMN....SHOTS FIRED!!!

In all seriousness, Lindsay.....GET HELP, HONEY!!!

We all can come on here and make fun of you and say this and that, but the bottom line of it all is that you need a serious intervention!

I know you credit your mom for being there for you and giving you the strength to face it all, but YOUR MOM needs to save her daughter! Folks are laughing AT YOU!!!