Heidi......You Need More People!!!

Heidi: Oh, hi everybody! As you know, I'm Heidi Montag. I want all of you to feel sad for me and actually believe that my husband and I are REALLY not together! Do you believe me??? Come on.....I'm giving you my "sad face"!

Heidi: Oh, here's my new BFF (because it changes EVERY DAMN WEEK) Jen Bunney! She's just as much of a fame whore as I am. We're gonna take over the world with our new reality show! Check it out!

Get the phuck outta here, BOTH of you all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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