Sunday, January 8, 2012

We've Moved!!!


Dancers....I have exciting news! has moved!

In keeping up with the spirit of the New Year, New Beginnings, New Surroundings, etc etc etc, we decided to kick it up a notch and give our readers a new home where they can be entertained.

We're still going through a minor reconstruction phase (so bare with us), but CLICK HERE to check out our new digs.

Again, I want to personally thank our readers, especially those who have rocked with us from Jump Street. I get up every morning, because I love entertaining you....REAL TALK!

Love you all!

PS - If you enjoy reading, spread the word to EVERYBODY you know! 


Members Of "Bad Bytch Central" Look Like THIS...Praise Be To Willow Smith!!!


WERK, Wilandria......WERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Willow Smith is a SERIOUS PROBLEM, Dancers. I keep telling yall....WHEW!

The youngest of the Smith clan strutted down Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills on Saturday with her "crew" sporting a Nicki-Minaj esque wig FOR YOUR NERVES!!!

Get In, Dancers...GET IN!!!

Image: The Media Circuit

*UPDATED* Beyonce And Jay-Z Give Birth To A Baby Girl....Reportedly Name Her "Ivy Blue"?

*praise dance* Woooohooooooo. The "miracle baby" is upon us, Dancers!

International pop star Beyonce Knowles and her hip hop businessman hubby Shawn "Jay-Z" Carter have welcomed their baby into the world last night, a baby girl!

Lady Knowles checked into Lenox Hill Hospital on New York's Upper East Side on Friday where she was surrounded by family and of course her hubby. 

Bey and Jay's famous friends even sent out congratulatory tweets:
"Welcome to the world princess Carter! Love Aunty Rih." - Rihanna

"congrats to my good friends Beyonce and Jay-Z" - Russell Simmons
Although it hasn't been confirmed, reports are stating that Bey and Jay's little girl is named Ivy Blue Carter. I have to admit....LOVE! (although I had hoped for Brooklyn....DAH WELL!).

I guess we can't be to sure of the name until one of them confirms it themselves. Until then....CONGRATS! The baby is already so blessed.


Sooooooo, apparently Bey and Jay daughter's name is "Blue Ivy" as opposed to "Ivy Blue" (REPORTEDLY!).

The couple's good friend Gwyneth Paltrow just tweeted:
Welcome to the world Blue! We love you already.
RT : RT is it ivy blue, or blue ivy? so confused..It's Blue Ivy Carter!
And this from Bey's sister Solange:
: The most beautiful girl in the world.

: "Information that goes through the telephone, always gets delivered wrong"
Do with this information what you will.....

Friday, January 6, 2012

Charles Barkley: Weight Watchers Is A "Nice Scam" (VIDEO)!

Ummmmm, Charles. You're mic is on, and we just ALL HEARD what you had to say!

LMAO! Ya Gotta love Charles Barkley, but Weight Watchers, WHAT DID YOU THINK when you decided to hire him as a spokesman?!?!?

Guess we won't be seeing Charles in anymore ads....

Pax Pulls A Gun Out To Protect His Mom Angelina Jolie (PHOTO)!

Maybe it's because my parents did a horrible job in raising me, or perhaps I just have a twisted way of thinking, but this is THEEEE funniest yet cutest pic I've seen in my life!


Angelina Jolie's son, Pax Jolie-Pitt, doesn't give a damn that we were just thankful for the holidays, or that it's a new year, or that he was rescued from the slums in Vietnam. Slim is on gun duty against the paparazzi as he and momma were spotted on a shopping trip to a party supply store in Hollywood yesterday.

And look at Angie! Even SHE dared to crack a smile (I guess I'm not the only one). You're proud, aren't you?

Sidebar - See, this is why I don't have any children. You will NOT go out in public embarrassing me! NO, SIR!!!

Image: X17online

Who Is This Lady With My Guy, Daniel Craig?!?!?!

Oh. That's just his wife Rachel Weisz. My bad.....

Damn, babe....have you been to sleep lately? Lookin' a lil rough sir, but it's still love. MUAH!

Sidebar - I'm aware that I sound obsessed. Judge me.....

Image: Xposurephotos

No Baby Yet....Beyonce Looks Like She is About To BURST!

Heeeeeeey, pregnant lady!

A VERY pregnant Beyonce Knowles left her office building in NYC last night with Momma Tina Knowles, despite the many rumors that she had given birth to her first child.

Beyonce and Jay-Z's baby is expected any day now, and many fans are waiting on the edge of their seats for the big announcement that the "miracle baby" has arrived!That baby doesn't have a CHANCE with the paps and Bey's lunatic fans. God bless 'em....

More of Bey under the break......

Woman Goes BALLISTIC On Celebrity "Price Is Right" + Pummles Drew Carey; Dry Humps "Doogie Howser" (VIDEO)

What in THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Phuck! Someone....ANYONE, give this girl a Xanax or a horse tranquilizer! Either will do....

Long running game show (one of my grandma's favorites...God rest her soul) "The Price Is Right" has decided to enlist some famous celebrities to help regular Jane's and Joe's and charities win the big cash for the week. 

Fast forward to this contestant....shawty with the crinkly hair and glasses who must've had a bill due or SOMETHING because she was toooooooo hyped at her chance to win some cash.

When called on stage, she came out of her shoes, jumped on top of host Drew Carey (he was more scared than anyone I've ever seen in my LIFE....LMAO!!!!!) oh, and if that wasn't good enough, this ape-shyt fool had the unmitigated gall of dry humping Neil Patrick Harris aka "Doogie Howser". And yall know damn well that man didn't feel not a DAMN thing in his loins.

Just get into the video above. HEEEELARIOUS!

Report: Sienna Miller Is Preggers!

DAMN! Wasn't she JUST with Jude Law? I guess....

US Weekly is reporting that Sienna Miller (30) is pregnant with her first child with boyfriend of one year, Tom Sturridge (26). 

A source says that, "Friends are really happy with her relationship with Tom. He's younger, yes, but he's mature and he's a good guy."

Oh. Ok. That's makes it all better. *sarcasm*

So what happened with her and Jude? 
.....Miller's family "had had it with Jude Law and his cheating and all the back and forth." Last February, Miller and Law, 39, ended their relationship for the second time. They first split in 2006 after two years of dating when Law admitted to cheating on the star with his children's nanny.
Dirty. Just dirty....

Congrats to them.

Sneak Peek: "Love & Hip Hop" After The Marriage Proposal!

COT DAMMIT, I love this show! I could watch it for the rest of my life. Extreme? Perhaps.....

On the last episode of VH1's hit reality show "Love & Hip Hop", our gal Chrissy Lampkin got what she always wanted from her longtime love, Dipset rapper Jim Jones: a marriage proposal and STUNNING ring to match.

And now, in this sneak peek episode of what's to come Monday night, "Jimmy" explains to us why he decided to put a ring on it. And you get to see the FULL proposal that left Chrissy even more stunned. With all of his incoherent thoughts and hood antics, I was honestly touched and moved! Sweet....
"You deserve it deserve it." - Jim Jones
I knew under all that weed smoke, facial hair and fragmented sentences there lied a gentlemen!

Sidebar - Ummmmmm. When did Jim Jones get that BAWWWWWDY as showcased in that shower scene? MY HEAVENS! (no disrespect, Chrissy...I don't want no problems lol)

Sidebar (2) - I got a lil teary eyed watching this. *shrug*