Tina Knowles: Beyonce Is NOT Pregnant!

Ain't that some shyt!!! Done got me all worked up ready to go to Babies R Us to pick out a gift, and then.....THIS:

"I'm here to clear the rumors up. The truth is that's it's not Beyoncé that's pregnant. It's me," Knowles says with a smile in an interview airing Thursday on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

Oh Tina got jokes, I see! 

"I'm kidding y'all. I'm 56. No, no, it's not true [about Beyoncé]. Not right now. With all the rumors, by now I should have five or six grandchildren. I'm looking forward to it," she says.

Dahhhh Hell! Back to your regularly scheduled program, kids.

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