Billy Crystal Replaces Eddie Murphy As OSCARS Host!

I'm sure people 50+ year's old are ecstatic about this news. Me? Not so much....

“Some of the best moments of my career have happened on the Oscar stage,” Crystal said in a statement. “I am thrilled to be back there. Actually, I am doing this so that the young woman in my pharmacy will stop asking me my name when I pick up my prescriptions.”

*Slow Clap*

Dancers...this is the NINTH time the Mr Crystal has hosted the Academy Awards.  

Ok, Eddie couldn't do it. FINE! Did we have to go back to the same ole, same ole?!?! Hollywood...you bore me at times...

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