Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Kris Humphries: Kim Kardashian Defrauded Me Into Marrying Her


Ut Oh! Shyts about to get real!

NBA "star" Kris Humphries is tired of all of you talking smack about him! Specifically, Kim Kardashian and her family! The athlete has now filed for an annulment (which means he wants to clear the record of ever being married).

In the court docs, according to TMZ, Kris  feels he was defrauded (eh???) by Kim into marrying him for her reality show. 

Ummmmmmm, Kris? You may need to have a SEAT for this one. BOY!
Sources close to Kris tell TMZ ... Kris was not in on the alleged fraud, meaning he did not stage the marriage for Kim's reality show.  We're told Kris wanted this to be a genuine marriage, but Kim was never really on board.
I can believe this. But when you're married to a Kardashian, it's not going to be a conventional marriage. Have you NOT seen their reality shows? 

Oh and that's not all. Kris also claims there are "community and quasi-community assets."  Sources connected with Kim claim there's no community property.

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!! *sips Strawberry soda and snacks on a Chipotle steak bowl*

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