Today's Phrase That Pays Goes To...

Jersey Shore's Jennie "JWOWW" Farley on landing her "Maxim" cover:

"I cried when I found out. I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment."

o_O I guess making your own money, being on one of the top rated reality shows, starting your own businesses didn't make the list, eh? God, help these children....PLEASE!

More of JWOWW's HOT "Maxim" spread under the break.....

 

 

 

 

Holy, BOOBS! I had to check and see if I had a "boner"....

Images: Maxim