Reason 1,948,908 To Love CoCo!

Oh so you wanna see the famous azz that talk and answer questions on Twitter, you say?

Check "her" out under the break......

Spandex Queens Unite: CoCo And Amber Rose!

You're welcome, Dancers!

My gal CoCo tweeted the following pic with her sister-in-spandex Amber Rose:

Me & Amber Rose.People don't believe how short I am but look at this pic & I'm wearin heels..(I'm 5'2)They assume I'm way bigger

Image: Twitter

Reason 1,295,294 To Love CoCo!

Happy Thong Thursday! Does this pic count? I swear I'm wearing a bikini. It's called a micro thong.

If you have an issue with Ice T's wife, CoCo...you can exit this blog RIGHT NOW and never return, ya hear?!?!?!?!?

I LIVE FOR THIS WOMAN....YEP, sho' do!

And fellas (and you lesbians too), thank me lata.....

Image: Twitter

CoCo: Nicki Minaj's Azz Isn't Real...She Told Me!

*Barbz will come out gunz blazin' in 5, 4, 3, 2, ...*

But let's be honest, are we surprised? Not one bit...

Reality star CoCo (wife to Ice T and one of my faves!!!) gave a sit-down interview to blogger Perez Hilton where they spoke about, of all thing, whether or not Nicki Minaj's azz is real.

CoCo went as far as to say, Nicki told her herself. Ut Oh! You can tell CoCo realized "hmmmmm, maybe I shouldn't have said anything". Chiiiiile, you ain't telling us nuthin' we don't already know!

Sidebar - Have I said how much I love CoCo? Ok. Just checking....

Ice T And CoCo Renew Their Wedding Vows!

 

Never seen CoCo so covered up! Me no likey.....

Have I told you guys that I am a BIG FAN of CoCo?!?!? If not, now you know.....

Rapper and actor Ice-T has renewed his wedding vows with model Nicole 'CoCo' Austin at a lavish Los Angeles ceremony. The couple celebrated their sixth wedding anniversary on Friday by reaffirming their love before friends and family at the W Hollywood Hotel. Celebrity well-wishers at the event included hip hop stars Snoop Dogg and Don 'Magic' Juan, WENN reports.

And of course the ceremony was taped for Ice and CoCo new E! reality show, Ice Loves CoCo, which premieres this month.

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CoCo Promotes Ice-T's Book In A HUUUUGE Way!

Via CoCo's Twitter page:

Is it Thong Thursday? YES! Oh also, get Ice's book- http://amzn.to/gQgm6T There's pics of me in it! LOL

Fellas (and you lesbians).....THANK ME LATA!

Image: Twitter

Why I LOOOOOOVE CoCo!!!

 

Titty Tuesday??? YAAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! Give this girl a Chanel bag, SOMEONE...ANYONE!

Image: Twitter

Reason #2,850 Of Why I LOVE CoCo!

A woman who is THIS confident and could give 2 shyts what YOU think about her is my kind of gal!

Oh, and by the way...CoCo wanted to just show off her fancy shoes and thong, and chose THIS way to do it. She tweeted:

Happy Thong Thursday!! Just me,a thong and Lorenzi Heels

LOVE HER...sure do!

Image: CoCo's Twitter

In *Blank Stare* News.....

Ummmmm, CoCo....you know I EXIST for you, but next time you are going bikini shopping, can you PLEASE take me with you!? Because clearly you weren't aware you were shopping in the kids section....

Image: Splash

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Reason 2,739 Why I LOVE CoCo!!!

You guys know I have a slight love affair with Ice T's wife CoCo, and now that adoration has increased by 20%!

CoCo walked the runway last night at the Sachika Twins S/S 2011 Fashion Show in New York in an ensemble that would make a priest blush.

Don't be surprised, Dancers.....THIS IS COCO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!

*bows*

Image: Splash

CoCo For President!

*collapses*

CoCo for President!

Image: Twitter

SHOCKING: CoCo is Fully Clothed!!!

Well, she is technically........

Ice T's "Mrs.", CoCo, was spotted at the Amp Energy Bullrun this past weekend in NYC in an outfit that would make a priest blush!

Ummmmmm.......never mind!

Images: Splash/Pacific Coast

Why We LOVE CoCo (Ice T's Wife)!!!

Simply put: BECAUSE SHE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FLYING PHUCK!!! Refreshing......

Ice T and his wife, the buxom blonde CoCo were spotted hanging out on the beach in Miami this past weekend, showing off alllllll her curves (and those of her unborn child).

This lady has BODY FOR DAYS!!! I didn't know they made white girls like this!

More skin under the break.......

CoCo's BABY NIECE "Loves Her Boobs"!

Ummmmmmm, are you just as disturbed by that title as I am? Well, I'm sure this picture will make you wanna jump off your closest bridge!

For the LOVE of God, I never understand why some celebs (and pseudo ones) have to put ALLLLLLLLLLLLL of their business on Twitter!

CoCo (Ice T's wife) decided to Twit-pic this photo of her niece and her boobs with the caption that read:

Hangin w my twin nieces.Daisy just loves my boobs.She likes putting her head in between them

*FLAT-PHUCKIN-LINED*

Why is this acceptable? Ironically enough, I like CoCo *running from shame*!