Larry King Gets ANOTHER Divorce + Mel Gibson Splits From Baby Momma!

COT DAMN!!! What happened to the good ole days when people stayed together for 269 years and were "happy"??? Does that exist anymore???

Larry King has filed for divorce for the 8th time (YEP....you heard that right) from his wife Shawn Southwick. In court documents, "irreconcilable differences" was cited as the cause of the split. Larry, 76, and Shawn, 50, were married back in 1997; they have two sons together.

Come on!!! Seriously though: 8 TIMES??? The man is pretty much on life support, people! And TWO kids??? I know damn well they had help from a doctor, because I know all of his pipes could NOT be working any longer!

Mel Gibson's split under the break.....

Via People:

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva, his Russian musician-singer girlfriend and mother of their 5-month-old daughter, have split after over a year of dating, a source tells PEOPLE. "They just drifted apart," says a close friend of the couple of the amicable split. "They’re both working hard on their careers and trying to raise a sweet baby together. They're still friends and they'll both raise Lucia together." Gibson is in Mexico filming How I Spent My Summer Vacation, and Grigorieva is working on her music. Next week, she has plans to perform a charity concert in Russia to benefit "Grant Life," a foundation to help children with cancer and other life-threatening illnesses.

I wonder how much she will get in child support, because we all know Mel's pockets run deeeeeeeeeep!!! He will be spending that "The Passion of the Christ" money for many years!