Laurence Fishburne's 19 year old daughter, Montana Fishburne, so desperately wants to "make it" in Hollywood that she is making a hardcore sex tape to break into the industry!
*collapses*
"I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape."
*someone, please slit my wrists RIGHT NOW* I'm convinced that Kim Kardashian is Jesus....you can't tell me differently!!!
Laurence, I blame you. YEP......YOU!!!
To paraphrase Chris Rock in his stand-up special: Fathers, your main purpose in life is to keep your daughter off the pole (or in this case, off the TV screen having sex).
Good Day......
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