No Jail Time For Paris Hilton!

Ummmmmmmm, are you surprised??? This winch will pay her way through life and we'll just have to deal with it. *na na na boo boo*

So YOUR girl (not mine) Paris Hilton has paid or sucked somebody off (pick your poison) to avoid jail time in her recent arrest for COCAINE possession in Vegas. In a plea deal that was announced Friday, Hilton will plead guilty to two misdemeanors, serve one year probation, pay a $2,000 fine and serve 200 hours of community service.

HUH??? Malia and Sasha can do that with their eyes closed!

The plea agreement states, "Defendant shall stay out of trouble. Defendant agrees that an arrest for any charge, excluding minor traffic violations for which a citation is issued, shall result in the immediate termination of her probation and the execution of the suspended sentences."

YEP, she'll be back to snorting that "Lindsay Lohan" in no time....mark my words!