BBW's Evelyn Lozada Wants Everyone To Know What Fiance Chad Ochocinco Bought For Her B-Day

Evelyn is one "lucky" gal, eh? Ummmmmm...I guess. Especially if you're known to f*ck guys for $$$.....YEAH, I SAID IT!!!

Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada celebrated a birthday this weekend in Miami, FL and OF COURSE she took to the social networking site Twitter to let all of her followers know and gawk at what her fiance, New England Patriots star Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson bought her on her special day!

She tweeted the above pic with the following message:

Okay tweeps! Here's what my boo @ochocinco has me rolling in for my scavenger hunt! Let the party begin!

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Lamar Odom Celebrates His Birthday With The Kardashians!

Lakers star Lamar Odom celebrated his 31st birthday yesterday by spending quality time with his wife Khloe Kardashian and the whole fam.

Joined by mother-in-law Kris Jenner, Bruce Jenner, Kourtney and Scott, Kendall and Kylie all gathered at the El Floridita Cuban Restaurant in Hollywood to celebrate the special occasion.

No Kim? Still somewhere crying? Oh.

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Fashion Fail: Drake!

Seriously? No...SERIOUSLY?

Ummmmmmm, so yea. This is how Drake showed up to his 25th birthday celebration at TAO in Las Vegas over the weekend.

Stylist.....line 1! NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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The Kardashian Clan Celebrate Kim's Birthday In Vegas!

Kris Humphries: Hey guys...you think I can squeeze in just beside Kim? No? DAMN.....

Kim Kardashian has gotten a year older, Dancers.....ALERT THE AUTHORITIES! This is cause for a celebration Dammit!!!

Reality TV's biggest star turned 31 on Friday, so in true Kardashian fashion...what does she do to celebrate? Of course she invited the whole fam to get it in Vegas style! They rung in the festivities at The Cosmopolitan's Marquee nightclub where Kim was joined by husband Kris Humphries, mom Kris Jenner, and sister Khloe and Lamar Odom. 

Kim tweeted her excitement for her birthday: "Get ready Vegas! Marquee will be kray 2nite! Heard @KhloeKardashian @RealLamarOdom & @KrisJenner came 2 surprise me! I saw on twitter hehe"

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Ashlee SImpson Celebrates Her 27th B-Day With New Beau

Ut oh! Somebody's suffering from a case of the "drunk face"! I'm not mad....it's your birthday!

A tipsy Ashlee Simpson rang in her 27th birthday yesterday in the company of the new beau in her life, Boardwalk Empire's Vincent Piazza, at a local eatery in Los Angeles.

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Nicole Richie Turns 30 With A Star Studded B-Day!

Ahhhhhh! My Bestie!!! YES, I'm aware that I sound delusional *shrug* Welcome to the Dirty 30's Nicole!

Nicole Richie embarked on a milestone in her life yesterday...the mother of two turned 30 years old and had a star studded birthday bash put together by her husband Joel Madden at the Regent Beverly Wilshire in Beverly Hills.

Of the celebs that attended were Ashley Olsen, Samantha Ronson, QUINCY JONES, and more! 

MAYJAH!

Nicole tweeted:

"I can't believe the outpour of birthday love I am getting on twitter today! From the bottom of my heart (& the top), THANK YOU SO MUCH!"

Flix from Nicole at a birthday lunch under the break....

Jay-Z Helps Nas Ring In His 38th Birthday!

I LOVE THIS PICTURE!!!!

What beef? That shyt was so early 2000's lol.

Via Rap-Up:

Nas and Jay-Z, came together to celebrate the “Nasty” MC’s 38th birthday at Catch in New York City last night. The birthday boy, looking sharp in a crimson tuxedo jacket, black bow tie, adidas kicks, and shades, blew out the candles on his cake and raised a glass with his friends including Common, Ne-Yo, Zoe Saldana, Carmelo Anthony, DJ Khaled, Tyson Beckford, and DJ Premier. Nas, who shares a birthday with Amy Winehouse, took a moment to remember his late friend on what would have been her 28th birthday. “Special shout out and love goes out to a Angel we all lost … The world lost. A real musician, true artist. Amy Winehouse,” he wrote.

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Find Out What Swizz Beatz Gifted His Wife Alicia Keys For HIS BIRTHDAY!!!!

WTF? Rich people shyt. I will NEVER understand....

Via Swizz Beatz's Twitter page:

“The best part of my Bday today was my gift I made my wife because my Bday is her Bday.”

A small part of me is SEVERELY hating! 

Swizz Beatz serves as a consultant for the luxury automobile Lotus, so I'm sure he received a hefty discount.

*le sigh*

PS - Happy Belated Birthday, Swizz!

Image: Twitter

Beyonce Shares Baby Bump While Celebrating Her B-day In Venice And Croatia!

uuughghhhguiiguguguhghhghhghghuuhhghhguu (in case you were wondering...that's me crying!). Look at that baby bump...BELLA!

I'll let the pics do the taking. Check out more flix of Beyonce, Jay-Z and their fam enjoying her 30th European b-day under the break.....

Halle Berry Celebrates Her Birthday On The Beach!

Well Happy COT DAMN Birthday, Halle! Look at that stomach...WHEW!

Oscar winner, and all around GORGE gal, Halle Berry celebrated her 45th birthday with friends, her boyfriend Olivier (not pictured) and her cutie-pie of a daughter Nahla in Malibu, California yesterday. 

If this is what 45 can look like for me? SIGN.ME.UP.NOW.!!!

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Bobbi Kristina Shares A Photo Of Her Mom Whitney Houston On Her B-day!

Happy Belated Birthday, Whitney Houston!!!

Lookin' good, girl. Lookin' good....

Image: Twitter

JLo Spends Her 42nd Birthday In A Bikini.....On A Yacht!

Ummmmm. Is it bad that I prefer SINGLE JLo over the married one? *runs and hides*

Jennifer Lopez is trying her best to look toward the future after announcing her divorce from her husband of 7 years, Marc Anthony. The supreme DIVAHHHH (and my mother, of course!) took some time for herself yesterday celebrating her 42nd birthday by lounging out on a private yacht with a few friends in Miami, Florida. 

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Oooooooh, Jessica Simpson's Fiance Gives Her A MAYJAH Gift For Her B-day!

Fellas, if you're gonna give this Post a *side-eye*, I suggest you exit the stage on the left hand side! You will never understand the love affair that a woman has with her purses so let's not even debate it, k? K!

Jessica Simpson was one lucky person on her B-Day, eh? She tweeted this picture last night of a STUNNING orange Hermes Birkin bag gifted to her by her fiance Eric Johnson:

"Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;)"

"It is only 1pm and i think i have pretty much heard from everyone in my life!! That is a birthday record!! Huge smile on my face!"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday, Jessica! CANCERS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep...'sho do!

Image: Twitter

Khloe Kardashian And LaLa Vazquez Celebrate Their B-Days In Vegas!!!

FYI, June babies are the BEST! And yeah. That's not up for discussion.....

 The Kardashian family and their respective mates were on hand to ring in the festivities for Khloe's 27th birthday at Sugar Factory American Brasserie at Paris Las Vegas.

 Also in the same vicinity was LaLa Vazquez who celebrated her 32nd birthday with hubby Carmelo Anthony at TAO Las Vegas!

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Kim And Kris "Debut" In Monaco + Kourtney Helps Scott Celebrate His B-Day In Vegas!

Did I say "debut"? Shame on Flash....BAD GIRL!

Kim Kardashian and fiance Kris Humphries celebrated their engagement with a trip to Monte Carlo, Monaco this Memorial Day weekend with Kris' family.

The couple were spotted looking quite FAB (well, Kim rather....) as they were arm-in-arm at the Meridien Beach Plaza in Monte Carlo, Monaco on Friday. 

On Friday, Kim also checked out a fashion show from designer Matthew Williamson.

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Teen Mom's Amber Parties Away For Her 21st With Gary, Booze, Booze And More Booze!

Oh my......

Teen Mom stars Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley prove that despite their legal woes, NOTHING will separate these two. *sigh* HOOD LOVE!

They celebrated Amber's 21st birthday last night in Anderson, Indiana with a few friends at Jimbo's Bar drinking away and dancing her little heart out!

In related news, RadarOnline is reporting that Amber is in the process of losing primary custody of her daughter, Leah, due to worries over the child's safety raised by Child Protective Services.

“Gary has custody right now, but his mom is going to watch Leah so he can go out with Amber for her birthday. Some of Amber’s friends are a little worried that her partying could get out of control now that she’s legal. She kind of has a wild streak in her and doesn’t always know when to stop.”

Ha! Ya don't say?!?!

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Kimora Lee Simmons Celebrates Her Birthday With Hubby Djimon!

 

Precious!

Djimon Hounsou and Kimora Lee Simmons celebrate Kimora’s 36th birthday with lunch at Il Pastaio restaurant in Beverly Hills.

Kimora, you betta hold on to that man, girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Because somebody else will...

PS - Oh, Happy Birthday Kimora!!!

Happy 5th Birthday, Suri Cruise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*bows*

U Madd??? Stay Madd!

GaGa Celebrates Birthday On Stage....

 

....with birthday cake! YUMMMMMM

Lady GaGa celebrated her 25th birthday yesterday (25???? why did I think she was much older. I would've guessed 30....NO SHADE) by performing at the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

After the last song, GaGa’s backup dancers surprised her by bringing a birthday cake out onstage to celebrate her big day.

Happy Birthday, GaGa!!! But, wassup with all of the blood? It's really throwing me off....

Images: Splash

Coupled Up: Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez!

First and foremost....I HATE Justin's new haircut! He looks like a lesbian. Ellen DeGeneres, perhaps!

Justin Bieber celebrated part of his 17th birthday yesterday with new girlfriend, teen star Selena Gomez, doing some shopping at a local mall in Beverly Hills.

According to the paps, the couple hit up the Louis Vuitton store, Dolce & Gabbana and PinkBerry!

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