Howard Stern Replaces Piers Morgan On "America's Go Talent"

And the rich keep getting richer! *sigh*

NBC has hired Howard Stern as the new judge of summer competition series America’s Got Talent. The broadcaster announced Thursday morning the popular radio shock-jock will critique its eclectic talent show, replacing Piers Morgan who left to focus on his CNN interview program. Production on Got Talent will move to New York City, where Stern will continue to conduct his SiriusXM radio program (so not only did Stern get the job, he got the whole show to come to him). “Howard Stern’s larger-than-life personality will bring a thrilling new dynamic to America’s Got Talent starting this summer,” explained NBC alternative programming head Paul Telegdy. “He’s a proven innovator and his track record in broadcasting is truly remarkable. Howard is very passionate about this show and is fully committed to its future success.” Stern’s name has been batted around for broadcast reality shows before (there was a rumor he was once considered for American Idol), but the question has been whether advertisers would be put-off by the inclusion of the irrepressible radio host. On his radio show, Stern reportedly said: “I take judging very seriously … in order to up my credibility, I will wear a suit.”

He will DEFINITELY bring a more "Simon-esqe" quality to the program. Howard Stern is QUITE ignorant but very entertaining!

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David Arquette Has A New Girlfriend New Girlfriend

He DEFINITELY has a type!

Wait. WHAT? I thought him and Courtney Cox were working on their relationship? What's up with the new girl? *sigh*

WELP! It looks like David Arquette has decided to move on with his new life, and that requires him to seek a new relationship with Christina McLarty, a reporter for "Entertainment Tonight" (who happens to be Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis' ex-wife).

While doing an interview with Howard Stern, the DWTS contestant said of McLarty, "She's adorable. I'm not one to run around with different girls. I like someone that makes me feel good and that I can make feel good."

Oh!

So, does he hope for a reconcilation with estranged wife Courtney? "I'm not; we're in the friend zone now."

Well, it's good to hear that he is happy again, right?

Howard Stern Is PEEVED At Prince For Kicking Kim Off The Stage!

Seems like Kim Kardashian has an ally! Howard Stern is coming to the defense of the popular reality babe after Prince kicked her off the stage for not dancing at his Madison Square Garden concert.

The famed radio jock says:

"He seems to be an arrogant asshole lately. The guy is just weird, he gives concerts with the lights out. She doesn't know what to do. Apparently she's supposed to dance like a stripper for him and she just stood there not knowing what to do. He throws her off the stage because she can't read fucking Prince's mind. He's a bullshit artist. I'm done with him."

Bullshit artist? Are we talking about the same Prince? What's bullshit is your hairstyle, sir!

First and foremost, I would NEVER guess in a million years that Howard Stern, of all people, would be defending Kim K. The "end" is clearly approaching.

But sir, how dare you "come" for the Purple-GOD in such a way!?!? It was a joke, dammit!!! If you've ever attended a Prince concert or know anything about him, he does this to many people when they're invited on the stage.

Stern, go have sex with your wife and calm down!