Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Coupled Up!

Alicia Keys and hubby Swizz Beatz were all smiles as the duo made their way to the Christian Louboutin cocktail party in New York City last night.

More couples under the break.....

Kim And Khloe Launch The "Kardashian Kollection" In Sydney + Kim Gives Her 1st Post Divorce Interview (VIDEO)


Oh Kimmie! Listen. These are one of the rules of life: You HAVE To Smile On The Red Carpet!

Kim Kardashian tried to put on a brave face (did she?) at the launch of the Kardashian Kollection in Sydney, Australia earlier today. 

I related news, Kim's mother Kris Jenner gave a recent interview about her daughter's divorce and wants people to believe that Kim didn't make ONE RED CENT off her wedding to Kris Humphries. hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha! Kris, do we look like "Boo-Boo The Fool"? Cut the jokes!
I think that the misconception that is so annoying in the media and the press is that the wedding was a sham and she did it for the money. Kim didn’t make any money off of this wedding. It’s like “Oh, you made $18 million!” She didn’t make five cents off of the wedding. She spent millions of dollars of her own money on the wedding and our network was very generous and filmed the show and obviously gave her a salary and all of us shoot fees and all that. But it’s not like we walked away with millions of dollars jingling in our pockets. Absolutely not! So the people that write this stuff, it’s absolutely ridiculous. I read the cover of the New York Post this morning and somebody wrote all of these things that are so far from the truth. It’s absolutely someone’s opinion and I guess they’re entitled to their opinion but what angers me so much is when people print things and then everyone thinks “Oh, that’s a fact or that’s real.” It couldn’t be further from the truth. So get your facts straight and stop being so judgmental is what I say to all the naysayers.
Kris, you know I LIVE for you but....SIT *Indian style* Dancers, this is what happens when you show ALL of your life on TV. You wanted fame? Now here ya go! 

More of Kim and Khloe under the break + Kim gives her 1st post divorce interview....

Movie Trailer: "American Reunion" ("American Pie")




This is the 4th installment in the "American Pie" franchise. And the whole gang is back!

Janet Jackson Is Breath Taking On "Harper's Bazaar" Arabia Magazine!!!


Uugughghghghuhuhuhuhughhghguhuhuuhgghhghghhguhuhuhuuhgghhghghghghghuhughhghg (that's Flash crying Dancers!!!)

I I I I....I'm speechless, Dancers! Are we all on the same page that Janet Jackson is STUNNING on this cover in all of that MONEY GREEN! WHEWWWWWWWWWWWW

More flix of my JJ under the break on Harper's Bazaar Arabia’s November issue......

New Music Video: Big Sean Ft. Nicki Minaj “Dance (A$$)”



Nicki Minaj KILLED Big Sean on his own record! LOL

WERK, Nicki! Shake that azz (that you bought on sale) girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*bows*

Zooey Deschanel And Hubby Call It Quits!


Wait. Zooey Deschanel is married? I NEVER knew that!

Via US Magazine:
Just two years after tying the knot, Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard have separated, Deschanel's rep confirms. "It was mutual and amicable," a source adds. "There was no third party involved."
Awwww. I love me some Zooey! The couple married back in 2009 and have no children.

Well at least there is one bright spot in her life. Her new comedy sitcom, "New Girl" is a major hit! Have you guys watched it? HEEELARIOUS!

Meet The Ladies Of VH1's "Love & Hip Hop" Season 2!!!


Okay, Ladies!!! I see we got a little more for the budget this season....I'm not mad!

Dancers, the new promo shots for VH1's hit reality show "Love & Hip Hop" have been released, and the ladies are looking great, yes?

Regulars Chrissy Lampkin, Emily Bustamante, Somaya Reece, and Olivia are back for Season 2. Also joining the cast are newcomers Kimbella Vanderhee (who happens to be rapper Juelz Santana's babymomma/girlfriend?) and Yandy Smith (hip-hop manager).

Check out individual shots of "the crew" under the break.....TEAM CHRISSY!

Christian Louboutin LOVES Him Some Blake Lively!


CLEARLY!!!

Famed shoe designer Christian Louboutin carries good friend and one of his muses, Gossip Girl star Blake Lively while at an event in New York City Tuesday night.

The "red bottom" aficionado hosted a cocktail party and book launch, where other celebs such as Calvin Klein, Nick Gruber and Tyrese Gibson also attended the soiree.

No invite, eh? One day I guess.....

More of Blake and Mr. Louboutin under the break.....

Woman Claims Justin Bieber Is The Father Of Her Newborn


In official *blank-stare* news.....

WELP, Justin! Welcome to the land where groupies will LIE and pin babies on you. You can blame Maury Povich for this BS. 

A 20-year old California woman by the name of Mariah Yeater is claiming that pop sensation Justin Bieber fathered her three-month-old baby boy and is DEMANDING a paternity test "to scientifically confirm" he is the father of the child, according to court papers.

Listen, I wasn't in the bedroom when these two "allegedly" got it on, but if I was a betting woman, I would have to put my money on this young hoe LYING. YEP...just like that. 

Oh and to add insult to injury, this winch is asking the court for Bieber "to provide adequate support for my baby."

LOL! The BALLS on this one. 

So, how does Justin reply to this claim?
"While we haven't yet seen the lawsuit, it's sad that someone would fabricate malicious, defamatory, and demonstrably false claims. We will vigorously pursue all available legal remedies to defend and protect Justin against these allegations."
Selena Gomez, thoughts?!?!?

Kim Kardashian Issues Letter About Divorce


Via Kim Kardashian's blog:
This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time.

I am trying not to read all the different media reports but it’s hard not to see all the negative ones. First and foremost, I married for love. I can’t believe I even have to defend this. I would not have spent so much time on something just for a TV show! I share so much of my life on a reality show, that contemplating whether to even film my wedding was a tough decision to make, and maybe it turned out to not be the smartest decision. But it’s who I am! We filmed Kourtney giving birth, Khloe getting married, break ups, make ups, our best moments and our worst moments. These were all real moments. That’s what makes us who we are. We share, we give, we love and we are open!

Everyone that knows me knows that I’m a hopeless romantic! I love with all of my heart and soul. I want a family and babies and a real life so badly that maybe I rushed in to something too soon. I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.
I'm happy she was that honest! I mean, because it was QUITE obvious that she got married for all of the wrong reasons.
I’m being honest here and I hope you respect my courage because this isn’t easy to go through. But I do know that I have to follow my heart. I never had the intention of hurting anybody and I accept full responsibility for my actions and decisions, and for taking everyone on this journey with me. It just didn’t turn out to be the fairy tale I had so badly hoped for.

There are also reports that I made millions of dollars off of the wedding. These reports are simply not true and it makes me so sad to have to even clarify this. I’m so grateful to everyone who took the time to come to my wedding and I’ll be donating the money for all the gifts to the Dream Foundation.

I’m sorry if I have hurt anyone, but my dad always told me to follow my heart and I believe now that I really am.
Ahhh, HELL! Now I feel sorry for the girl! I'm a sucka like that.....

So Dancers, are you buying it? I'm inclined to say that I do.