Khia Critiques Nicki Minaj's "Pink Friday" (HEEEELARIOUS)

*collapses*

If you love yourself like you say you love yourself, you would get into female rapper Khia's review of Nicki Mianj's Pink Friday debut album.

There are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (is that enough o's?) many quotables in this review that I can't even begin to name my favorite.

HEEEEELARIOUS!

This girl is a ball of foolishness that only a mother could love.

Check it out under the break....

New Music Video: Keri Hilson Ft. Rick Ross “The Way You Love Me”

The children should exit the room when viewing this video, k?

First and foremost, her body is AMAZING!!!!! Now that THAT is out of the way, Dancers check out the new video from Keri Hilson featuring Rick Ross for "The Way You Love Me". It boasts cameos from JoJo (Boots), Faith Evans (Danja), Dawn (Money), Columbus Short, and Polow Da Don. 

Ummmmmm, this video screams DESPERATE to me! Mizz Keri you are trying entirely too hard and it reads in this video.....NOPE!

Woman Gives Dennis Rodman Oral Sex During An Interview

I SWEAR I wish I was making this stuff up, but I'm not!

While conducting a call-in interview to a Miami sports radio show, Dennis Rodman allegedly was receiving "head" from a woman.

*blank stare*

I wanna just ask a simple question....WHY? No, seriously?

Parents, please love your children when they're younger, k?

Hip Hop News: Swizz Beatz Scores A New Gig + WTF, 50???

According to Rap Radar, Alicia Keys' hubby Swizz Beatz has been appointed to the The Clive Davis Department of Recorded Music at New York University. 

NIIIIIICE!!! 

Swizzy will participate in group lectures, mentoring, and song writing critiques. Of the new position, he says:

“I’m excited to be able to take my many years of experience in the music business and use it as an example to instruct students,” remarked Swizz Beatz. “The invitation from Mr. Davis and Professor Rabhan is humbling and I’m honored.”

Who said that marrying Mizz Keys doesn't come with perks!

50 Cent Foolishness under the break....

Levi Johnston Is An Idiot!!!

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As if you didn't know that already...

Please check out this interview of Levi Johnston being GRILLED by Lawrence O'Donnell on The Last Word.  

Just FLAT OUT embarrassing!

As you guys already know, this fool THINKS he could be Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. HA...yeah, okay! I'm not even sure he could be Principal of the local pre-school!

BOY, SIT DOWN and stop embarrassing yourself and the mother that birthed you....

Spencer Shaves Beard + Proves He Is "Certified"

Ummmmmm, what the hell has he been smokin'?

Lemme guess...CRACK!

This boy wasn't loved as a child...I'm convinced!

Kim Kardashian Begs Stan Not To Get Lookalike Surgery!

In WTF news of the day.....

Kim Kardashian has pleaded with a fan not to get plastic surgery to look like the reality star. On Saturday, a Twitter user calling herself “wishiwaskim,” Tweeted that she was going to go under the knife.

“I’m getting head to toe plastic surgery next week to look like @kimkardashian so my husband won’t leave me,” the woman wrote. “He worships @kimkardashian.” Kim quickly responded with an emphatic, “NO.”

The “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” beauty went on to try and encourage the woman to be proud of who she is. “Pls don’t,” Kim continued. “Ur husband should love u 4 who u are! Don’t try 2 b someone else. Im sure u are beautiful inside & out! Just as u are.”

Kim also advised the woman that she shouldn’t have to alter her appearance in order to make another person happy. “Don’t change yourself for anybody but yourself…be happy with who u are! Someone will appreciate and adore u just as you are,” she concluded.

*collapses*

I REFUSE to spend a lot of energy on this post, but some people need permanent SEATS! 'Tis all....

Image: WENN

Conversations With Lindsay Lohan

The Universe: Hey Lindsay....where are you going?

Lindsay Lohan: Oh, just out clubbing again.

The Universe: Ok...what are you doing tomorrow?

Lindsay Lohan: Ummmmm, probably the same thing.

The Universe: You don't WORK anymore?

Lindsay Lohan: Huh...Work? What's that!?!?

The Universe: *walks away shaking head*

More pics of Lindsay under the cut......

Ooooooh!!! Omarosa v. Bethenny!

The DRAMA amongst the Housewives just doesn't stop, does it?

Yesterday, Bethenny Frankel appeared on The View yesterday to plug her new reality show and her other business ventures when she was asked by the co-hosts did she feel her life was similar to Omarosa's since they both started on The Apprentice and now are reality stars. Bethenny didn't seem to think her life mirrored that of Omarosa, but likened herself to Elizabeth Hasselback since she too started on a reality show but turned it around to sort of a 'legit" job.

Well honeeeeey child, Omarosa was NOT happy with Bethenny.

"Bethenny's comments about me and my career on VIEW today were unprovoked and uncalled for. I have always been cool with Bethenny and we have never has any beef.

Today she tried to act like her show was superior to my new show and her book was superior to my book or her career was superior, I was surprised that she went there with me!! She got her start or the Apprentice just like me. She is on a NBC show just like I was. She is making a living in the world of reality just like me.

BETHENNY NEEDS A REALITY CHECK!!

I have never once said a bad word about her or all of the rumor swirling around about Jason and his sexuality - EVERYONE knows he's gay but we never said anything- because she was HAPPY.

When she got a tummy tuck with her c-section after the baby and pretended that she just LOST the baby weight NATURALLY - none of us said anything because she was happy.

But now that she is hurling insults at EVERYONE including her Real House Wives cast mates and people like me who have always had her back- the gloves are off.
Bethenny Karma is a BITCH and so are you!!"

WHOA!!!

Well IMO, Bethenny did NOT say it as a stab to Omarosa. She simply doesn't think her life or "come up" is similar to Omarosa's. Omarosa, I think you're reaching a tad bit. You might need a SEAT!

Women can be soooooo catty! So Bethenny's hubby is GAY? LOL

"The Situation" Is Trying To Sabotage My Two Loves!

First and formost.....John, you know I LOVE you dearly but you MUST put your shirt down, k? Alright, moving along.......

Jersey Shore's Snooki and "The Situation" were spotted back stage at the CMT awards scaring the people! *i keed, i keed*

"Sitch" (isn't that your new nickname? SEAT), STAY AWAY from Paula Deen and John Mayer!

Images: Getty Images

Fathers, THIS Is What Happens When You Leave Your Little Girls........

This raggedy winch!!!

Tila Tequila was spotted celebrating the launch of her new album in Los Angeles last night. New album??? Girl, LAAAAAY DOWN....ain't NOBODY with a brain buying that shyt!

These pics SCREAM "heeeey, look at me"! SEAT.......

More desperation under the break.........

WTF Moment Of The Day!!!

Dancers, PLEASE check out this foolishness that we've been subjected to on YouTube!!!

These dustbuckets have a new dance that they want the Universe to be aware of: The Dick Slang!!! YEP, your eyes aren't deceiving you.......

CLEARLY, these fools grew up as test tube babies......SEAT!

Sidebar - I assume you fellas had a big 'ole orgy after this video, yes??? 

Former "Cheetah Girl" Kiely Williams Embarrasses Herself In New Music Video!

My Heavens! Please get the Disney Channel on the line, Dancers!!!

PLEASE do me a favor and check out this RIDICULOUS video from former Cheetah Girl Kiely Williams entitled "Spectacular."

This is what happens when the likes of Lady GaGa, Rihanna and Beyonce have pushed the envelope! ERRRRBODY and their momma feel that they can do the same......NO MA'AM!!!.
 
Go in the corner and have a BIG SEAT!!!
 
This is NOT 'the look'!