BREAKING: Judge Revokes Lindsay Lohan's Probation....Bond Set!

THIS GIRL!!!! First her teeth, now this. *sigh*

What was meant to be a routine progress report stemming from a jewelry theft case ended Wednesday with actress Lindsay Lohan leaving the courtroom in handcuffs. Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear throughout the hearing that "probation is a gift," and the troubled starlet did not meet her required hours of community service. "I'm revoking her probation," said Sautner. "Miss Lohan has created an impossibility to perform this sentence that was given to her by her own actions," she said. The actress, who arrived in court wearing a white top and white scarf, was taken into custody. A hearing was tentatively set for Nov. 2. Bail was set $100,000. During Wednesday's hearing, the judge focused on nine appointments at the Downtown Women's Center that Lohan missed. The judge also noted the sessions were supposed to last four hours. Lohan allegedly visited once and only stayed for about an hour. (MORE)

*in my Tyra Banks voice* I was rooting for you....we were all rooting for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Although Lindsay could face up to a year in jail since having her probation revoked, more than likely that will NOT happen. The judge said Lindsay must complete 16 hours of community service at a morgue before her upcoming November 2nd hearing.

Beyonce Doesn't Believe In Resting While Pregnant....Apparently

Jay-Z, come and get your wife and make her sit her azz down somewhere! And in heels nonetheless? This girl is CRAY!

More under the break.....

"Jersey Shore's" Ronnie And Sammi Have Split....Again

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Somebody alert God and make him put an end to this...these two were meant for each other! (for those of you that rode the short bus in school, I'm displaying MAYJAH sarcasm here)

It was fun while it lasted. After two tumultuous years together, Jersey Shore couple Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi Giancola have called it quits. "We are not together," Ortiz-Magro confirmed to Us Weekly at Tuesday's Paranormal Activity 3 superfan screening in New York City. Following an explosive spat seen on Jersey Shore's third season in fall 2010 -- he stomped on her glasses and called her a "spoiled bitch," leading to a breakup -- the pair reconciled to film their fourth season in Florence, Italy. "Being in Italy, in such a romantic atmosphere, brought us together," Ortiz-Magro told Us prior to the show's August premiere. "The first week was rough -- everyone was like 'Oh, my God.' But [Sammi and I] didn't fight at all in Italy. [It was] probably the highest point in our relationship." Jersey Shore's Paul "Pauly D" Del Vecchio -- who saw the couple fight, break up and make up during the show's filming in Florence, Miami and Seaside Heights, N.J. -- tells Us he prefers his pal single. "I love single Ronnie," Del Vecchio says. "When he's doing the relationship thing, I let him do his thing, I don't get involved. When he's with Sammi he's a different person. She's a difficult woman!"

Listen, my life would be complete if these two would leave me alone (yes...ME)! 

New Music Video: Rihanna "We Found Love"

WOW! Very powerful video....VERY.

Rihanna shows the world what it's like to experience young, raw, emotional love as she debuts her newest video for "We Found Love" off her upcoming album Talk That Talk.

In the vid, directed by Melina, Rihanna and her co-star Dudley O'Shaughnessy are involved in an extremely tumultuous relationship, that is rooted in love, but eventually ends. Sound familiar?

“We’ve never done a video like this before. This is probably one of the deepest videos I’ve ever done. It’s all about love and love being like a drug… you definitely get that from this. The good feeling of it and the dangers of it. That’s what this video is about.”

I couldn't take my eyes off this video for a second. It completely draws you in. Perhaps it's because I think most of us can relate to the love that she is singing about on some level.

Check it out above!

PS - Oh. And after viewing the video, it's pretty obvious that Rihanna drew from her relationship with Chris Brown with the story line. The blond hair? Oh, okay....

*DISCLAIMER* This Post Is NOT Written With Malice But......

.....Gabby (my dear Gabby), as a bigger women you MUST learn how to dress for your body, hun! Because this "look" is NOT it. And as someone who wants you to succeed in the cryptic world of Hollywood, I wouldn't be a child of God if I didn't let you know that.

Actress Gabourey Sidibe after receiving the Bell Family Foundation Young Artist Award at the Arts 2011 National Art Awards.

That's it. I've got nothing else.....

Souljah Boy Looks SHOOK In Front Of The Judge (PHOTO)!

Yes, I understand you're a young 21 year old boy who will make mistakes, but you're still a DUMB AZZ!

Rap superstar Soulja Boy looked scared outta his mind yesterday as he and his "crew" of buffoons appeared in front of a judge, after being arrested for possession of more than five ounces of weed, $46,000 in cash, and a gun in their SUV. 

Souljah Boy has since been released from custody after posting $10k bond. He tweeted his apologies to his fans last night:

“Thank you and i’m sorry. love you forever, seeing your letters and you standing outside that jail made me feel the love. my fans r the best.”

Boy.

Image: TMZ

Ladies (Oh, And My Gays Too)....Thank Me Lata!

Nevermind the girl with the KILLER body and flat stomach (BYTCH!!!!!), just feast your eyes on the oh so SEXY, True Blood's own Joe Manganiello in Hawaii.

*sigh*

I think I just got a boner. Is that possible?

Another under the break.....

Magic Johnson Makes Fun Of LeBron James....BADLY! (VIDEO)

OUCH!!!!!!!!!

During a recent speaking appearance in Albany, N.Y, NBA legend Magic Johnson let LeBron James HAVE IT by poking fun at the Heat star.

Here are some of his quotes:

"There's always going to be guys who win championships in the NBA, except LeBron. Don't be mad. Everybody asks me who is better between Kobe or LeBron. I'm like, are you kidding me? Kobe has five championships and LeBron has zero."

Hate to join in on the beating, but this is so very TRUE!

"I know he's going to get better in the 4th quarter this year"

Shot Fired, Magic....SHOTS FIRED!!!! 

So LeBron....what say you??? *sticks mic out*

Eminem, Lil Wayne And Keith Richards Are Gods Of Rock For "GQ" Magazine

Rappers Eminem and Lil Wayne, along with Rolling Stones' guitarist legend Keith Richards are GQ magazine's latest cover boys for their God's of Rock issue.

In the feature, Eminem (39) gets into his stint in rehab and more!

"I've realized that the way I am helps with the music. Sporadic thoughts will pop into my head and I'll have to go write something down, and the next thing you know, I've written a whole song in an hour. But sometimes it sucks, and I wish I was wired like a regular person and could go have a f---in' drink. But that's the biggest thing about addiction: When you realize that you cannot — for f---'s sake, you can not— f--- around with nothing ever again."

More quotes from Eminem along with a behind the scenes vid under the break.....

Rapper T.I. Discusses Prison Life, New Book And Staying On The Straight And Narrow On "The View" (VIDEO)

Famed rapper Clifford "T.I." Harris was a guest on The View yesterday where he discussed many things: his prison sentence, retirement from the rap game, wanting to "do right" and his new book!

Normally, the women on The View are no holds barred when it comes to celebs who have done wrong, but T.I. is so damn charming....they couldn't help but smile at that cute face of his! Can't say I blame them. *shrug*

Also, I loudly applaud the fact that he didn't make not ONE excuse for his drug or firearm charges and wants to lead a great example for his wife and children.

Get into the interview above!