Zooey Deschanel Officially Files For Divorce!

WELP! Another one bites the dust in Hollywood. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

While Golden Globe nominee Zooey Deschanel's career has hit a high note, her personal life is a bit more bittersweet. The New Girl actress, 31, filed for divorce on Dec. 27 from Death Cab for Cutie front man Ben Gibbard, 35, according to court documents. The papers list their date of separation as Oct. 31 – Halloween – and cite irreconcilable differences. In November, a rep for Deschanel confirmed that the couple – married since 2009 – had separated.

In related news, if you don't watch Zooey's new show The New Girl on FOX, then you are missing out on one of the greatest joys in life. REAL TALK!

Kobe Bryant's Wife, Vanessa Bryant, Files For Divorce!

First the FAT BOYS breakup......

Via TMZ:

Kobe Bryant's wife has filed for divorce. Vanessa Bryant filed legal docs Friday afternoon, citing "irreconcilable differences." Sources connected with the couple tell TMZ ... Vanessa -- who stuck by Kobe after he was charged with sexually assaulting a Colorado woman in 2003 -- decided to end the marriage because she believes Kobe has been unfaithful ... again. As one source puts it, "She's been dealing with these incidents for a long time and has been a faithful wife, but she's finally had enough," adding, "This one is the straw that broke the camel's back." 

An NBA superstar who cheats on his wife?!?!? I've NEVER heard of such a thing.....

And our sources say ... Kobe "desperately" wants to win Vanessa back and will do "whatever it takes" to save their 10 1/2 year marriage. According to the legal docs, Vanessa is asking for joint custody of their 2 daughters -- 8-year-old Natalia and 5-year-old Gianna -- but Vanessa is asking that Kobe get visitation rights, which means she wants the kids in her care most of the time. We've learned the couple has NO PRENUP, so 29-year-old Vanessa is entitled to half of the empire Kobe built over the last decade. She's also requesting spousal support ... which is typical in divorce cases. 

HALF?!?!? *collapses*

Kobe, who filed his response to the divorce minutes after Vanessa filed her petition, says he will pay her spousal support. According to the docs, Vanessa is being repped by disso-queen Laura Wasser and attorney Samantha Klein. Wasser reps oodles of celebs, including Britney Spears, Angelina Jolie, Maria Shriver and Kim Kardashian.

So I'm hearing that since Kobe and Vanessa have been married for 10+ years in the state of California, that Vanessa is entitled to LIFE-LONG alimony!? WHEW!

Some say she might've timed it properly, and for that I give her a round of applause! I can't stress this enough, when you cheat on someone (especially REPEATEDLY), the outcome will NEVER be positive! But yall don't hear me tho....

Check out the couple's statement under the break......

Bishop Eddie Long's Wife RETRACTS Divorce Statement!

OMG! I'm DONE with this lady...ABSOLUTELY DONE!

In a NEW statement released this afternoon, Bishop Eddie Long's wife, Vanessa Long, released a follow-up announcement Friday afternoon explaining that she and her husband have agreed to "find healing":

"Upon prayerful reflection, I have reconsidered and plan to withdraw my petition for divorce from my husband, Bishop Eddie L. Long. I love my husband. I believe in him and admire his strength, and courage. My filing followed years of attacks in the media that frustrated and overwhelmed me. I love my family and church family, New Birth Missionary Baptist Church. Therefore, my husband and I have mutually agreed to find healing from these attacks. We ask that you respect our privacy during this time."

*walks away*

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Bishop Eddie Long's Wife Files For Divorce!

Remember Bishop Eddie Long? The Bishop of New Life Missionary Church in Lithonia, Georgia that was accused of pressuring 4 young men into sexual relationships while they were teenagers that caused a National uproar? 


Well his wife, Vanessa G. Long, has decided to file for DIVORCE!


GOOD.FOR.HER.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here's her statement provided by her lawyers:

"It is my sincere hope that this matter can be resolved expeditiously, harmoniously, and fairly. I ask that you respect my privacy and that of my family, as my attorneys and I have agreed that we will not try this case in the media, and I do not intend to make any further statements concerning this matter."

Wait. What?

I'm glad that she finally woke up and came to her senses! *clap for her*

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Kris Humphries: Kim Kardashian Defrauded Me Into Marrying Her

Ut Oh! Shyts about to get real!

NBA "star" Kris Humphries is tired of all of you talking smack about him! Specifically, Kim Kardashian and her family! The athlete has now filed for an annulment (which means he wants to clear the record of ever being married).

In the court docs, according to TMZ, Kris  feels he was defrauded (eh???) by Kim into marrying him for her reality show. 

Ummmmmmm, Kris? You may need to have a SEAT for this one. BOY!

Sources close to Kris tell TMZ ... Kris was not in on the alleged fraud, meaning he did not stage the marriage for Kim's reality show.  We're told Kris wanted this to be a genuine marriage, but Kim was never really on board.

I can believe this. But when you're married to a Kardashian, it's not going to be a conventional marriage. Have you NOT seen their reality shows? 

Oh and that's not all. Kris also claims there are "community and quasi-community assets."  Sources connected with Kim claim there's no community property.

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!! *sips Strawberry soda and snacks on a Chipotle steak bowl*

Kris Humphries' Dad Speaks Out On His Son's Divorce From Kim Kardashian

In an exclusive interview with Life & Style, Kris Humphries' father, William Humphries, is coming to the defense of his son about the highly publicized divorce from Kim Kardashian.

He claims that Kris was completely blindsided about the news, and how his son is coping:

"There was never a discussion about it -- it just came out of nowhere and blindsided Kris," William claims in the new issue of Life & Style, on newsstands now. "How could someone do that? Kris was completely surprised. The news was already published before he found out!"

Yikes!

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Kim Kardashian Flies To Minnesota!

For WHY?!?!? (YES, I'm aware of what I just typed)

Kim Kardashian booked a last minute flight to Minnesota, where her soon-to-be ex husband Kris Humphries is, and was spotted in the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport at around 5:30 AM local time.

Sources close to Kimmie are saying that she "booked the flight very last minute because she felt like she owed it to him to talk things through face-to-face. We're told no reality show cameras were involved," this according to TMZ. 

Sources are also saying that it's "definitely not accurate to call this a reconciliation ... or even an attempt at one ... but the door is definitely not shut."

Kimmie, lookahere...PACK IT UP!!! I don't believe that this is a reconciliation. Honestly, how can it be?!?!? He would be a fool to take her back, especially when she has pretty much called the wedding a mistake from the beginning. And just think. Even if they were to get back together, can you even imagine what there relationship would be like thereafter? It would be plagued by this event forever.

Kim and Kris...cut your losses and move on!

Sidebar - speaking of Kim and Kris' wedding debacle, please check out SNL's spoof of their wedding under the break....LMAO!

Kim Kardashian Blame "Intuition" On Wedding Collapse (VIDEO)

Here we go again....

In here first televised interview since filing for divorce from her husband of 72 days Kris Humphries, reality star Kim Kardashian stopped by the Sunrise television show in Australia and spoke with hosts David Koch and Melissa Doyle on Thursday morning about finally having to listen to her intuition:

'I think when you know so deep in your heart that you just to listen to your intuition and follow your heart, there's no right or wrong thing to do.'

Kim's full interview with Sunrise under the break...

Zooey Deschanel And Hubby Call It Quits!

Wait. Zooey Deschanel is married? I NEVER knew that!

Via US Magazine:

Just two years after tying the knot, Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard have separated, Deschanel's rep confirms. "It was mutual and amicable," a source adds. "There was no third party involved."

Awwww. I love me some Zooey! The couple married back in 2009 and have no children.

Well at least there is one bright spot in her life. Her new comedy sitcom, "New Girl" is a major hit! Have you guys watched it? HEEELARIOUS!

So What Happened With Kim And Kris Exactly?

Ya know, Kim Kardashian (and Kris what's his name....) made lots of coins off this alleged "marriage" they had going on (a reported $17 MILLION). A part of me NEVER believed that shyt was real in the first place. The Kardashians LIVE and make their $$$ in Hollywood. The land of the "please keep our names in your mouths". And look what we're doing now.....

The Kardashians win again!!!

Sources close to the former couple tell TMZ ... one of the main points of contention in the marriage was where the couple would live after all of the wedding madness finally died down. We're told Kris was passionate about eventually settling down in Minnesota, where he's from ... and believed Kim was on board with the plan. She wasn't. Sources tell us Kim -- who's from L.A. -- wants to stay near her family ... and she also feels that staying in town is the best thing for her career. So why didn't this conversation come up before the $10 million wedding? We're told the two talked about their future ... but got caught up in the hooplah and figured they would simply figure it out after they tied the knot. Sources say it's not a nasty break-up ... but we're told the two have come to a realization that it's not a long-term fit.

Ya don't say?!?!? Look. Reggie Bush is the true love of Kim's life....YEAH, I SAID IT!!!

Report: Kim Kardashian To File For Divorce!

WELP! Surprised? You shouldn't be.....

Via TMZ:

Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries. We're told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It's a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites "irreconcilable differences." We're told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011. Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel's almost ex-wife. As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement ... Kim made sure of that.

Listen. I joke a lot about these two, but divorce is NEVER easy! Regardless, if you've been together 2 weeks or 30 years. But Kimmie...KIMMIE. You had to have know this was destined for disaster from the very beginning. *sigh*

Although its has NOT been confirmed by either camp, I'm still gonna lean towards these two headed in that direction. Sooner or later....

PS - Well. At least she got the wedding she always wanted, right? Somebody get Reggie Bush on line 1 please.....

Marc Anthony Set To Open Up About Split With Jennifer Lopez (VIDEO)!

And you already know I will be glued to the television screen like white on rice...TRUST!!!

Latin superstar Marc Anthony will be interviewed exclusively by Nightline on ABC where he talks about his split with soon-to-be-ex-wife Jennifer Lopez. Good Morning America will be airing a sneak peek of the interview tomorrow morning!

I wonder will he throw shade or will he give all Politically Correct answers (that would be a major bore!). Dancers, you should be excited about this!

SPOTTED: Jennifer Lopez Post-Divorce News

And she does NOT look happy! Awwwww, Mother!

Jennifer Lopez was spotted for the first time since announcing her split from husband Marc Anthony.

The Latin sensation appeared rather annoyed with the paparazzi as she was being chauffeured in her car leaving a six-hour photo shoot  at MILK studios in Hollywood yesterday. 

While JLo was on the West Coast tending to work, her soon to be ex Marc performed at a concert in Bogota, Columbia where he tried to make light of his divorce:

"They're saying I'm single," Anthony, 42, joked to cheers from the huge crowd at the Símon Bolívar Metropolitan Park in Bogotá. Never mentioning Lopez, 41, by name, Anthony, dressed in a dark suit and open-necked shirt, ran through a rousing set of romantic salsa hits and blew kisses at girls in the crowd, which sang along.

And with the news of their surprising split, sources are popping up left and right to blab about the divorce being in the making for months now:

“I know Marc’s short fuse and explosive temper has been an issue. I’ve always thought Jennifer had learned to deal with that. After all, it’s not like she’s not one to handle herself in big verbal battle. She can let loose herself. … I’ve seen her launch some pretty strong screaming matches!” Meanwhile, a source close to the couple indicated that there were a few folks in the Lopez/Anthony inner circle who knew ahead of time that they were getting divorced.

Still very sad. Lady Lopez will soon be on her way to Elizabeth Taylor status...mark my words. Because let's face it, she won't be alone for long. She loves the comfort of a companion. 

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'RHOBH' Taylor Armstrong Files For Divorce

Ummmmmmm. Can't say I'm surprised by this. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

...after putting her rocky marriage on display for the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Taylor Armstrong has filed for divorce from hubby Russell Armstrong. "It was a difficult decision but I have decided to file for divorce from Russell," Taylor said in a statement. "Although we have tried our best to work out our differences, I have come to the conclusion that it is in the best interest of our family that we separate." And that wasn't all. "Together we are the proud parents of a sweet and wonderful little girl and she remains my number one priority," Taylor went on. "I am sad for my marriage to come to an end, but am confident that this is the right choice for all involved." This news comes after the couple shut down rumors in May that they were splitting up. Taylor and Russell wed in 2005, and have a 5-year-old daughter, Kennedy.

It's always sad when a marriage ends, but if you're an avid watcher of any of the Housewives TV shows like I am, you were fully aware that this marriage had NO LIFE! 

Now that her marriage has ended, maybe she can think about replacing those saucers on her face that she calls lips. Heeeey, all change is good right?

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Reveals He Fathered A Secret Love Child + Reason For Split With Maria!

WHEW!!! *wipes brow*

As a woman, this is probably the WORST news that you can receive from your significant other, ESPECIALLY your husband! NO BUENO!

Actor and Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger has finally revealed the catalyst for the split with wife Maria Shriver after 25 years of marriage: he father a love-child 10 years ago with a longtime female member of their household staff. Although it happened 10 years ago, it is being reported Maria just found out about the news earlier this year.

With "The Help", Arnold??? MESSY MESSY MESSY!!!

It's no secret...we've all heard the constant rumors of Arnold's infidelities and rumored said love-child, but now he is confirming the news publicly!

Schwarzenegger and Shriver jointly announced May 9 that they were splitting up after 25 years of marriage. Yet, Shriver moved out of the family's Brentwood mansion earlier in the year after Schwarzenegger acknowledged the child is his, The Los Angeles Times reported Tuesday.

"After leaving the governor's office I told my wife about this event, which occurred over a decade ago," Schwarzenegger told the Times in a statement that also was sent to The Associated Press early Tuesday. "I understand and deserve the feelings of anger and disappointment among my friends and family. There are no excuses and I take full responsibility for the hurt I have caused. I have apologized to Maria, my children and my family. I am truly sorry.

"I ask that the media respect my wife and children through this extremely difficult time," the statement concluded. "While I deserve your attention and criticism, my family does not."

You damn sure do, buddy!!! SMH 

Information or photos of the woman who was involved in the affair or the child are not being released, but the woman worked for the family for 20 years and retired in January. 20 years? That's just DIRTY! WOW!


The child was born before Schwarzenegger began his seven-year stint in public office.

This is such a sad thing, but it happens EVERYDAY!!! What I don't understand is why keep it from your wife THIS LONG!? Disrespectful...to say the least.

Spotted: Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz And Baby Bronx...TOGETHER!

Now aren't they a mature "ex-couple", eh? Or, perhaps there could be a reconciliation in their future? Either way, KUDOS to them for coming together to show their son that mommy and daddy can play nice in the sandbox!

Earlier today, soon-to-be-divorced couple Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz took their son Bronx to the Beverly Glen Mall where they grabbed some Starbucks drinks.

We're watching you two...

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Miley Cyrus' Dad Has Called Off The Divorce!



Good for them! Family first, right?

Looking to be working through their differences, Billy Ray Cyrus has called off his divorce and reunited with his wife Tish. The "Achy Breaky Heart" singer filed legal papers to end the 17-year union in October of 2010, also blaming the success of his daughter Miley's Disney show "Hannah Montana" for "destroying" his family. But Cyrus has been working hard to repair the family fall-out since his GQ magazine comments caused a tabloid storm - and he now reveals things are back on track with his wife and his kids. In an appearance on U.S. talk show The View, due to air on Friday (March 18), the 49 year old says, "I've dropped the divorce. I want to put my family back together... Things are the best they've ever been." As for reconnecting with daughter Miley after publicity-caused tension, papa Cyrus told, "I feel like I got my Miley back. I feel like we're the daddy and daughter we were before Hannah Montana."

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Eva Longoria Is Gorge For "Allure" Magazine!

Actress Eva Longoria is the April 2011 cover-girl for ALLURE magazine where she discusses her split with ex-husband Tony Parker, her future and more!

More flix and excerpts under the break....

Ashlee Simpson Has Found Comfort In The Arms Of Pete Went's Artist???

WOW, Ashlee...say it ain't so!

Ashlee Simpson may have found her rebound man -- who just happens to be a friend of Pete Wentz, her soon-to-be ex-husband. Photos at E! News show Simpson, 25, shopping in L.A. with rocker Craig Owens, who holds her close with his arm around her shoulders. (Last month, the singer-actress filed for divorce from Fall Out Boy's Wentz, 31, after nearly two years of marriage.) According to E!, singer-songwriter Owens, 26, is the former frontman for the punk group Chiodos, and is now signed to Wentz' s record label, Decaydance. This summer, Owens will tour with a new group Wentz helped organize, D.R.U.G.S. (Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows). So what does Wentz think of his protege's new potential romance with his future ex-wife? "Pete did a lot for this guy," a Wentz source says. "Craig was in another band and got kicked out. Pete found Craig, built a band around him and signed him. He's shocked at how this guy is repaying him." Counters a source close to Simpson: "Ashlee and Craig are longtime friends. They have spent some time together, and he is comforting her throughout this difficult time."

WOW! Keep your grass cut REAL SHORT, Dancers! You just never know.

To see Ashlee and her new beau being affectionate with one another, CLICK HERE.

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Is RHOOC Star Vicki Gunvalson Still Getting A Divorce?

Although Real Housewives of Orange County star Vicki Gunvalson (aka "Bitter Betty") filed for divorce from her husband Donn last year, the reality star reveals that they STILL live together!

Huh? I guess....

Via US Magazine:

From "Woo-hoo!" to "Whaa?" Devoted Real Housewives of Orange County fans weren't exactly shocked when veteran star Vicki Gunvalson filed for divorce from husband Donn last October, after much onscreen tension between the pair. A bit more shocking: Today, nearly five months after that split announcement, the estranged spouses, who wed in 1994, remain under one roof. "We're still living together," Vicki, 48, told UsMagazine.com on Friday. But the Bravo star and insurance executive was quick to clarify that a reconciliation isn't a possibility. "We're [mediating] our divorce," she told Us. "We still have our finances co-mingled [and] joint accounts." And, she added, they lead completely separate lives, and that Donn plans to move out within the next few months. "We don't know where each other are, ever. He's always going to be in my life." Isn't that a little awkward? "It's very hard -- but the reality is, he's not fighting for me, he's not saying, 'Babe I want you back.' He's saying 'Babe, I wish you well.'" What went wrong? "My love tank has truly been empty for many many years," Gunvalson said. "We stopped communicating. My happiness came from my work and my children," she explained of Michael and Brianna, her grown kids from her first marriage. "I didn't go to Donn for friendship or companionship, and he didn't with me either." Things came to a head late last summer, when the couple didn't speak or see one another for six weeks. Finally, during a blowout family argument back at home, Vicki handed him a letter she'd written weeks before. "I said, 'Here, I want a divorce...I'm done.' It was the hardest day of my life." But the couple remain on cordial terms. Before Vicki headed out to NYC for promotional duties, Vicki noted, "He said 'Break a leg, I love you, hope you're safe in New York.'"

Vicki, I have some advice for you! If you didn't degrade the man constantly (ESPECIALLY on national TV), he would probably wanna fight for his marriage!

The bottom line is, you are a "debbie downer" and a MEAN GIRL! I'm quite sure it's YOU, Vicki....