The Obama's Reveal Another Family Portrait!

Aren't they lovely?!?!? *BIG smile*

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Cute Flick Of The Day: Barack And Shelly Obama!

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Just delicious!

President Barack Obama and our First Lady Michelle Obama during a ceremony at the White House for United States veterans.

The Kardashians Are "Surprised" About President Obama Not Wanting His Children To Watch Their Show

Surprised? REALLY?

The Kardashian clan says they were completely blindsided when Michelle Obama revealed that Barack doesn't like when their daughters watch their reality show ... insisting the President has them pegged all wrong. The K-squad is telling friends ... they read Michelle's new interview with iVillage ... in which she said, "Barack really thinks some of the Kardashians -- when they watch that stuff -- he doesn't like that as much." We're told the Kardashians were "surprised" by the news ... because Obama personally told Khloe he thought "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" was a "great show" when they met last year. In fact, the Kardashians believe Sasha and Malia could actually LEARN something from the show ... because it features girls in real-life situations facing real-life problems ... health, relationships, the whole gamut.

Learn something? Listen, ladies. I love your show just as much as the next one. But if I had a daughter, mine wouldn't be allowed to watch either. Too much p*ssy, d*ck, naked talk in my opinion. Let's face it...your show is not particularly kid friendly.

Don't get insulted. It's just their personal belief.

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Michelle Obama: Barack Doesn't Want The Girls Watching "Keeping Up With The Kardashians"

Listen. Can you blame him? I mean, they are trying to build future leaders here. The Kardashians aren't quite the role models I want my children looking up to either. REAL TALK!

During an interview interview with iVillage.com , First Lady Michelle Obama was asked about her children's television viewing habits. She explained that Malia and Sasha are not allowed to watch television or be on the computer during the week unless it is related to schoolwork, and they can watch limited television on weekends.

"Barack really thinks some of the Kardashian - when they watch that stuff - he doesn't like that as much," she said, "but I sort of feel like if we're talking about it, and I'm more concerned with how they take it in - what did you learn when you watched that. And if they're learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I'm like, okay."

Ha! So you only watch the Kardashians to see what NOT to do with your life? Got it, Shelly!!!

Oh, and that quote was a silent READ! hahahahaha

Well Guess Who Decided To Stop By Her Local Target?!?!?

*rubs eyes* Ummmmm, is that you Shelly?!?!? Like a regular person in Target? Where are the girls?

First Lady Michelle Obama was spotted in Alexandria, VA yesterday at her local Target store in plain clothes, as if she was one of the regular folks. 

So what exactly did she pick up from the store? A source tells PEOPLE that Obama "picked up dog food and toys for Bo," among other undisclosed items. 

Tampons, perhaps?

Another flick under the break...

Is That You, First Lady Michelle?!?!?

Why, yes it is! And sporting some tight purple biker shorts, eh?

The First Family - President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama and daughters Malia and Sasha - decided it was a perfect day to get their fitness on by taking a bike ride on Martha's Vineyard today. It was all a part of their family vacation before the kids have to go back to school.

Where is momma Robinson? She didn't wanna get in on the action? Older folks kill me....*i keed, i keed*

More flix under the break....

As If Michelle Obama Couldn't Dazzle Us Any Further...

....now we have this! BELLA....

First Lady Michelle Obama looked absolutely regal at a State Dinner hosted by Queen Elizabeth at Winfield House, the residence of the Ambassador of the United States of America.

The off-shoulder gown was designed by Ralph Lauren and Lady Michelle was breath-taking in it!

More flix under the break.....

Style Shutdown: Michelle Obama At Buckingham Palace State Dinner

 

*curtseys* A true vision in white she is!

Michelle Obama looked unbelievable last night at the State Dinner with husband President Barack Obama, Queen Elizabeth, and her husband Prince Philip at Buckingham Palace. She shimmered in an ivory 'goddess' gown by American designer, Tom Ford (my gay husband....in my head).

Michelle is well on her way to style icon! Well deserved!

The President And First Lady Visit William And Kate (PHOTO)!

Royalty!

First Lady Michelle Obama and President Barack Obama paid a visit to our friends across the pond, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, William and Kate. 

The visit comes as the President and First Lady discuss William and Kate's upcoming tour of the U.S. to discuss trade talks. It's being reported the meeting lasted 15-20 minutes in the 1844 room in Buckingham Palace and described as "relaxed". 

For those that want to know, The Duchess wore a $280 dress by Reiss. Not bad....

More flix under the break....

First Lady Michelle Obama Does Beyonce's "Move Your Body" Routine (VIDEO)

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaas, Shelly-Shell!

If you haven't realized that we have the coolest First Lady on the planet, then you soon will see the light!

First Lady Michelle Obama paid a visit to Alice Deal Middle School in Washington, DC where she took the time to participate in the routine from Beyonce's Move Your Body video.

Get into it....NOWWWWWWW!

*bows*

The White House Correspondent's Dinner (PHOTOS)

The TIME/CNN/People/Fortune White House Correspondents' cocktail party dinner went down last night in Washington, DC at the Washington Hilton (I was in the area yesterday, and traffic was a grid-lock...Thanks Barry and Shelly!). Many important people were in town for the annual event, and of those people were the likes of Sean Penn, Scarlett Johansson, LaLa and Carmelo Anthony, Mila Kunis, Rosario Dawson, Will.I.Am, Paula Adbdul, Donald and Melania Trump (YES, them!), Bristol Palin, (HUH???), and MORE!

The event was hosted by Seth Meyers and hekicked off the dinner by saying, "It may be a tough room. But as someone who follows politics, I think it’s really exciting to go into a room where people are incredibly well-informed. You can probably make jokes about the minutiae of politics that wouldn’t work on Saturday Night Live.”

Tons of flx from the event under the break....

President Obama Speaks To Oprah Winfrey About Birth Certificate Debate (Sneak Peek)

In a sneak peek airing May 2nd, Oprah Winfrey sat down with President Barack Obama along with First Lady Michelle Obama to discuss the heated debate surrounding his birth certificate.

“Can I just say I was there, so I knew. I knew I had been born. I remembered it.”

Ha! Way to crack a joke Mr. President, but I must say this "birther" debate seriously makes my blood boil!

PS - Did the President call Donald Trump a "carnival barker"??? LMAO

OFFICIAL: Beyonce "Move Your Body" Video

I.CAN.NOT.HANDLE.THIS.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dancers, check out the official video of Beyonce for Michelle Obama's "Move Your Body" campaign!

Did Beyonce "dougie"? Or better yet, did Chris Brown teach her? ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!!

Peep the masterpiece (YEP, masterpiece) above!

PS - Did the Bytch bite the apple at the end? *collapses*

PPS - LIIIIVING!!!

Today's Phrase That Pays Goes To...

This fool Tracy Morgan! LOL

While a guest on George Lopez's late night talk show, actor/comedian Tracy Morgan spoke on his "attraction" to First Lady Michelle Obama:

"I looked at Michelle and she said, 'Hi Tracy' and I just like, I got hard," he told Lopez. Morgan, who went on to call the president's wife "a beast," expounded on his physical attraction to the first lady, telling Lopez that she was exactly his type. "Michelle looked like a tall mountain and I wanted to climb it just cause it's there -- just cause it's there, like Kilimanjaro."

*collapses* hahahahaha

Ummmm, Tracy. Are you aware of who her husband is?!?! He could erase your whole existence if he wanted to. Watch yo self....

So How Much Did The Obama's Make Last Year?

Not bad, eh? Not bad at all.....

President Barack Obama's tax returns were released Monday, showing he and First Lady Michelle Obama filed jointly and reported an adjusted gross income of $1,728,096. The couple paid $453,770 in total federal tax, and $51,568 to Illinois in state income taxes. The majority of their income came from sales of the president's books, according to a White House press release. Among their expenditures during the year: $245,075 in donations, while their largest charitable gift was $131,075 to the Fisher House Foundation, though they gave to a total of 36 charities. The Bidens also released the contents of their tax return on Monday. Vice President Joe Biden and his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, reported an adjusted gross income of $379,178 – and paid $86,626 in total federal taxes for 2010.

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Michelle Obama And Jill Biden Cover "Parade" Magazine

DIVINE!

The REAL head honchos in Washington DC, First Lady Michelle Obama and Jill Biden gracefully cover Parade magazine where they discuss a cause near and dear to them: The families of the nation’s service members.

Beyoncé: "Move Your Body" [Full Workout Video]



This makes me EXCITED about new music from Lady Knowles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dancers, get into Beyonce Knowles latest collaboration with First Lady Michelle Obama as they team up for the Let's Move! campaign against childhood obesity in America. Here is the complete workout routine video for it along with an introduction from Bey.  

Just move your body!

Peep the videos under the break...

OH NO HE DIDN'T: Rush Limbaugh Calls Michelle Obama Fat!

Why I choose to give this FAT BASTARD any shine is beyond me, Dancers! But sometimes you have to put a FAT, BALDING, DISGUSTING Mothaphucka in their place!

*earmuffs*

While on his ever so popular radio show, douche-bag Rush Limbaugh spoke on a report that the Obama family (minus the president) had dined on ribs while vacationing in Vail, Colo.

During his rant, he decided to spit venom at First Lady Michelle Obama by saying that she doesn't follow her own "nutritionary, dietary advice". THEEEEE nerve!!!

The problem is -- and dare I say this -- it doesn't look like Michelle Obama follows her own nutritionary, dietary advice. And then we hear that she's out eating ribs at 1,500 calories a serving with 141 grams of fat per serving, yeah it does -- what do you mean, what do I mean?

What is it - no, I'm trying to say that our First Lady does not project the image of women that you might see on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, or of a woman Alex Rodriguez might date every six months or what have you. I mean, women are under constant pressure to look lithe, and Michelle My Belle is out there saying if you eat the roots and tree bark and the berries and all this cardboard stuff you will live longer, be healthier and you won't be obese. Okay, fine, show us.

First of all, her name is First Lady Michelle Obama, NOT  Michelle My Belle IDIOT!!! And secondly, you, OF ALL PEOPLE, should not utter any sort of insults outta your mouth when you're one cheese steak away from Ruby!

Fat Phuck!

*earmuffs*

Michelle Obama Talks Obesity, Barack And Much More On The TODAY Show!

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First Lady Michelle Obama was a guest on the TODAY show with Matt Lauer where she is making the rounds promoting her 1-year anniversary of  her "Let's Move" anti-obesity initiative.

Along with that, Lady Michelle spoke about people not liking her husband, President Barack Obama, him quitting smoking a year ago (it's been a year? GOOD!), her children Malia and Sasha, the current situation in Egypt and MORE!

Some excerpts.....

On people not liking her husband: 

"I'm sure that there are some people who don't like my husband. Any president of the  United States -- this is a tough job. You're not going to please everybody all the time. That's not why you do this job. There are tough decisions that have to be made. So i'm sure there are people who don't like my husband. There are people who have had strong feelings about every single president that's ever held the office."

On Barack dying his hair:

"No. He's pretty gray.  I think if he had known he would be president he would have started dying his hair ten years ago."

On her husband quitting smoking:

"All of the women in my husband's life. We want him to be healthy. He's worked hard and i'm proud he's been able to kick the habit. Once he made the commitment to quit, I left him alone. it's a very personal thing. I don't think there is one right way to do it. I know once a person makes the decision they have to find the best path. I think i said when a person is doing the right thing, you leave them alone."

Such a SMART woman....PROUD!!!

Peep the full interview above.

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What Michelle Obama Wore At Last Night's "State Of The Union" Address!

 

Shelly-O does it again....DIVINE!!!

First Lady Michelle Obama was a ball of chic-ness at the State of the Union address donning a Rachel Roy sheath, equipped with a black and white ribbon in honor of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. 

*bows*

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