Donatella Versace Shops In NYC.....You've Been Warned!

I'm sorry, Dancers. No. I really am.

Enter under the break if you dare.....

When Spray Tanning Goes Wrong: Kim Kardashian!

Snooki?

Ummmmmm. Am I the only one that sees a problem here?

Kim Kardashian celebrated her 31st birthday with husband Kris Kardashian, friends and family at The Darby restaurant in Manhattan last night. Despite the recent split rumors that have plagued their realtionship from Day 1, Kim and Kris put on a brave face for the paparazzi and the world.

But the bigger issue is Kim's hands being a different color than her face. WTF, dahhhhling!? I demand you get a refund....NOW!

More of Kim and Kris under the break....

Lindsay Lohan Apparently Hasn't Visited The Dentist Since She Was 5

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Lindsay, you and your rotten teeth better SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!

I'm sad. No. FORREAL. This shyt is unacceptable. UN-AC-CEPTABLE.

Instead of just walking the red carpet and keeping her mouth closed at the "Saints Row: The Third" movie premiere last night in LA, actress Lindsay Lohan decided to scare the public and show off her....(is it okay to call them teeth?).

JESUS be a dental plan with good benefits.

And another thing. Why does this 25 year old look like she is 45?

More of this under the break.....

Mel B Welcomes A Baby Girl + Had To Be Carried Into The Hospital (PHOTO)

WHOA! That looks like it hurts....

Congratulations are in order for former Spice Girl Melanie "Mel B" Brown as she and her husband Stephen Belafonte welcomed a healthy baby girl into the world at around 5am at Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles.

But that news didn't come with a bit of a scare. Melanie was spotted being almost carried into the hospital by her husband and a bodyguard after having severe contractions, as evident in her facial expressions in the above picture.

WHEW! I've been TOLD this pain feels like hell.....

No word yet on the name or weight of the little "Spice Girl".

Mel B takes to Twitter to announce the baby's birth (I don't understand how or why women do this! Twitter would be the LAST THING on my mind) + more flix under the break.....

Alyssa Milano Is Ready To Pop....Literally!

Good Gawwwd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm serious....I don't think I can do this when it's my time. I'm hurting for her.....

A VERY PREGNANT Alyssa Milano and that massive baby bump of hers was spotted getting pampered at an L.A.-area salon Tuesday afternoon. Probably in preparation for the big day. 

Look at her legs and feet! Help her Jesus....

I REPEAT: Women >>>>>>>>>>>>> Men

Image: PacificCoastNews

What Is Going One With Sarah Jessica Parker's Arms?!?!

NOPE! Me no likey.....

Seriously. WTF, is going on here? Sarah Jessica Parker decided that she wanted to channel Madonna yesterday when she was seen leaving her New York City home on Friday baring her scary arms.

I'm all for keeping in shape and having toned arms, but this is damn right creepy looking!

Right, Dancers??? SPEAK TO ME!!!

Images: Fame

Lingerie For Little Girls?!?!?!?

WHOA! This is a bit much!

French lingerie company Jours Après Lunes produced a lingerie line for little girl, Dancers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LITTLE.GIRLS.!!!!

It basically looks like lingerie–with maybe a tad more coverage–and would be totally okay for adults to wear but Jours Après Lunes is producing this stuff for girls ages 4-12 (the “loungerie” for the 3 month – 36 month age range is actually age-appropriate and cute, thankfully), so that mother and daughter can match. According to the site, the designer has a long background in designing lingerie (for grown ups) and she’s designed a “femme” collection for the over-tween set.

It's pretty obvious that the French aren't as sensitive as Americans are when it comes to children and sexuality.

More flix of the ad campaign under the break....

Souljah Boy Spent HOW MUCH On A Private Jet?!?!

Listen. I'm not in the business of counting people's money (I'm lying! But I digress.), but what type of bullshyt is this!?

So what does a successful "rapper" (peep the quotation marks) get himself for his 21st birthday, because CLEARLY he isn't aware that we're is in a recession?!

A $55 MILLION G5 jet!!! 

Ummmmmm, I don't know about yall, but I wasn't aware that this fool even had that much money *shrug*. And another thing. What do you need a jet for? What concerts have you booked lately that makes it necessary for you to fly here and there? Don't worry.....I'll wait.

According to TMZ, "The jet cost $35 mil ... but that's just the beginning. We're told the birthday boy is dropping an additional $20 million to pimp out his ride with all sorts of cool stuff ... like 12 custom Italian leather seats, flat screen TVs, 4 liquor bars, a special travertine tiled floor, and Brazilian hardwood cabinets. We're told S.B. is also gutting the in-flight lavatory -- and replacing it with a giant, LUXURIOUS bathroom. Oh, he's also giving the jet a custom paint job ... to include his logo." 

IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He'll regret this purchase when his azz is 30, and not one on the planet earth wants to "Superman That Hoe" anymore. Wait. No one wants to do that now.....

In Case You Were Looking For A Break In Your Day.....

.....TA-DA!!!

Gay Marriage didn't pass for this foolishness.....

Ummmmm...A Casey Anthony Halloween Mask?

UGH!!! Not a fan....

This Casey Anthony Halloween mask has been unveiled on EBay, and as of right now it is going for around $500. WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Would you be caught "dead" wearing this latex mask for Halloween?

Oh, and FYI....when the OJ Simpson trial wrapped, they had a mask that bared his likeness that was a best seller during Halloween.

Disgusting!

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Today's Phrase That Pays Goes To...

.....Crystal Harris (Hugh Hefner's ex-fiance).

Harris, 24, said Tuesday on Sirius XM Radio's Howard Stern Show that sex with the 85-year-old Playboy founder lasted "like two seconds." "Then I was just over it," she says. "I was like, 'Ahhh.' I was over it. I just like, walked away. I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry." She adds that they had sex just once. "He doesn't really take off his clothes," Harris says. "I've never seen Hef naked."

Ummmmmmm, not that I'm surprised by this tidbit, but this BITCH has no class! UGH! Keep that info to yourself...PLEASE!

Source

Ummmmm, Yea.....

I'm convinced that every time Kanye West sees a pic of Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa involved in shenanigans like this, he thinks to himself, "What was I thinking" and pulls a Ramona:

*walks away*

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Khia Disses The Industry By Using Her "ABC's"

And by the industry, I mean Khia is attacking everybody from Debra Lee, Kim Zolciak, Beyonce, Amber Rose and MORE!!!! 

WHERE IS HERE MOTHER?!?!?!?!? No...seriously.

Peep some of her attacks under the break.....

Dallas Cowboys Star Roy Williams Suing Ex-Girlfriend Over Engagement Ring

Ha! I find this story quite comical!

So apparently Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Roy Williams has found himself in quite the pickle when he proposed to his girlfriend of 1 year, Miss Texas USA 2009 Brooke Daniels. 

He reportedly mailed a $76K engagement ring to Daniels (YES, MAILED!!! Huh?) along with a recorded marriage proposal, $5,000 for school and dental bills and a baseball for her brother. But here is the kicker.....She rejected the proposal and has not returned the ring.

HAHAHAHA! How embarrassing!

Right now, Daniels' father and co-defendant - Michael Daniels - is in possession of the ring and plans to return it to Williams to avoid legal problems.

Williams filed the lawsuit June 30 in state district court in Odessa.

SMH! First and foremost, you get a severe *side-eye* for mailing an engagement ring with a recorded message. Ummmmmm, WHO DOES THAT? Idiots....that who!

Brace Yourselves.....Janice Dickinson In A Bikini

 

Isn't this illegal? Aren't there laws written against this foolishness? Well if it isn't, I need to get on the horn with my local congressman/woman and make this happen!

"The World's First Supermodel (her words not mine)" Janice Dickinson shows off her beach "body" in a skimpy red bikini in Malibu, CA over the weekend.

WHEW!!!! I need Visine....

Images: FlynetPictures

So Apparently Someone Left This Receipt At An ATM In The Hamptons

I.HATE.MY.LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Soulja Boy Is Just As Ignorant As I Thought He Was....Goes AWWWWF On Facebook

I usually don't Post on people like this fool Soulja Boy, but this time I couldn't help myself!

Apparently this kid is sooooooooooooooo upset that people talk crap about him on Facebook (you're an artist/public figure....get over it!), that he decided to go off on a serious rant against his "haters" (are they haters if they're telling the truth? just asking.....). 

But the funny thing about this rant is he is doing EXACTLY what he accuses these people of doing, and sounding QUITE ignorant in the process.

Who is raising these children? Look under the break for this foolishness.....

What On God's Green Earth Is This?!?!?!?!?

 

I have no words.....

According to NecoleBitchie, NBA star Shaquille O'Neal and girlfriend, reality star Hoopz "left Boston reporters in amazement as they worked out together during an upcoming segment on WCVB in Boston."

Ya know, for all of this...I expect Shaq to be suited and ready to play for BOSTON in the playoffs ASAP! WTF?!?!?!?

But a better question that I would like to pose is, WHY?

KE$HA Pulled A Donald Trump!

And by Donald Trump, I mean that GOD-AWFUL comb over....WTF? Who told her this look was Hot In The Streetz?!?!?

Pop star KE$HA showed up to present an award at the 28th Annual ASCAP Pop Music Awards (which celebrates song-writing) looking like THIS! Along with Jim Jones, she always looks like she is in dire need of water and soap...am I lying?!?!?

More WRETCHED-ness under the break.....

In WTF News.....

*SCREAMING UNCONTROLLABLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Clearly, Coolio doesn't have any loved ones around him! Because there is NO WAY IN HELL they would allow him to walk planet Earth looking like an escapee from the zoo.

This makes my heart hurt. I'm going to lay down now....